Baby Doll and Precious are names where the women look different in the 80s than they would today.

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Sting and the future 90's Freebirds v Eddie Gilbert, Rick Steiner, and Larry Nabisco. Speeps and I could throw names covered in shit against a board and have a better opener. It would smell better as well.

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FEED. ME. MORE.

SHIT. YOUR. PANTS.

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Mike North likes . That's right toots. Well, and Mark Markerson.

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Way to no-sell the excitement of the finish.

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Ah Barry Windham minus the extra 150 pounds.

Over/Under on All-American mentions by JR: 3.5

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What the hell was the point of guys running the ropes to start a match?

Tony is trying to sell me on this possibly being the best technical match ever.

Man fuck the 80s.

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THEY WENT TO A FUCKING DRAW IN THE SIX-MAN OPENING BOUT?!?!!? Time Limit Draw in our first events, says Tony Schiavone. He sounded upset. Should be. Who booked this crap?

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Doc selling that nutshot for a good 5 minutes.

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Chicago giving the "BORING" chant to Windham v Dr. Death. I want this thread to serve as evidence when I defend any current product. We all want to think the past was the best. But Ron Garvin is showing up in the main event. *Spoiler*

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What in the hell is that?!

Imma stop until Drop In catches up.

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It was part of the storyline I believe. Windham was about to turn heel, and print money. Not like his family. I mean print money, like, box office. Not like Blackjack and Kendall literally, in the first proper use of the word in this section, printing money.

This is fun.

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I'll never know why Bobby Eaton didn't get a World Championship run. Said one man ever.

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Here you go Boyd.

I think the Rock n Roll Express entrance music was my cellphone ringtone in 1996.

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The ring announcer accentuating the Tennessee didn't go over huge in Chicago.

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BL provided me with that history of Crockett deal. The Rock n Roll Express legitimately headlined sold out shows for a good while. Now I know why Ricky Morton was mumbling to himself at an Arizona airport in 98'. Even I barely knew him.

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I don't think that scaffold is safe.

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I'd like to see PN News on the scaffold going forward. The crowd is hot as hell for this match. I can't say I ever understood the scaffold. I still don't.

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Bobby Eaton just used ricin!

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Bobby Eaton looks like Andre Dawson up there! Thank you JR. I've always loved you.

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Sweet Stan mounted Ricky Morton from behind.

This isn't gonna end well.

Crowd is legit going crazy.

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Maybe that's why they do scaffold matches? Did these exist before Dusty was booking? I can't say I ever witnessed his big ass going up there.

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They were literally spanking Bobby Eaton.

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Heel Terry Taylor?

Face Nikita Koloff?

Fucking commies.

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I don't believe Terry Taylor was ever over.

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Holy shit that's Earl Hebner!

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Ha! He's a Carolina boy, selling knockoff WWE shirts in Carolina. All while getting death threats from Montreal. I hope he doesn't start selling cigarettes. #DinoBravo #NeverForgetStongman

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Nikita chant in Chicago? Gosh darn Communists!!!! How dare you chant for a communist from Minnesota named Scott? He facing one of our own.

This message has been brought to you by the Tea Party in 1987.

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I loved Nikita Koloff as a heel and rooted for him to kill Lex Luger.

#NotAshamed

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My bad. Terry Taylor was over. Comrade face couldn't get that sustained reaction otherwise. Koloff was insanely over. I already knew that much. This is cut by the way.

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