I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

What the hell, I would. Post op is OK right? Right?!?!?!

WATCHING SMACKDOWN CHAMBER AT AL'S STEAKHOUSE JOLIET. CALLED SUPPLE DAUGHTER IN CHARGE OF CREATIVE TO HAVE SANTINO KILLED. DIDN'T LISTEN, WILL TAKE IT OUT ON BIG NOSED SON IN LAW. FUCK YOU.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

What the hell, I would. Post op is OK right? Right?!?!?!

I'm declaring a victory without research.

I'm declaring a victory without research.

ASKED AL'S STEAKHOUSE JOLIET STAFF TO PUT ON RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE EIGHT TRACK. DOING PUSHUPS TO SWAGGER IN BAR/BATHROOM AREA. TOOTHLESS MAN CHALLENGING ME DOES NOT STAND CHANCE. NEED PROTEIN. FUCK YOU.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

I'm picturing a 12 year old Bob Loblaw bitching out a Randy Savage Wrestling Buddy for botching his finisher. Also envisioning Bob Loblaw getting bitched at for lighting the living room table on fire for said finisher.

ALLOWED TOOTHLESS AL'S STEAKHOUSE JOLIET PATRON TO WIN PUSHUP CHALLENGE FOR COKE. THE FLOOR SMELLS LIKE OLD MEAT. BLAZING HARD, READY TO DE-PUSH SWAGGER DUE TO PPV WIN. FUCK YOU.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

I'm declaring a victory without research.

BLOOD RUNS COLD FROM NOSE THAT LOVES COKE. FUCK YOU. THINKING ABOUT PUSHING BILLY JACK HAYNES WHILE LAYING ON FLOOR OF AL'S STEAKHOUSE JOLIET. TOOTHLESS COCAINE PROVIDER CELEBRATING EMPTY VICTORY, ASKING IF I WANT TO GO TO SOMETHING CALLED A JACKHAMMERS GAME. FUCK HIM. I WONDER WHAT SHANE IS DOING? FUCK YOU.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

Oh...Eastern Illinois. They contacted me. I didn't take the entrance exam because I had 64 crayons instead of 3. But I loved going through Central Illinois. Watching people on bad cooked up Tide is the best.

I'm picturing a 12 year old Bob Loblaw bitching out a Randy Savage Wrestling Buddy for botching his finisher. Also envisioning Bob Loblaw getting bitched at for lighting the living room table on fire for said finisher.

TOOTHLESS AL'S STEAKHOUSE JOLIET PATRON WITH QUESTIONABLE VICTORY SUGGESTING I NOT PUSH CENA. READY TO PULL SIX AND ONE HALF INCH KNIFE FROM POCKET AND SHOW MR. LUCKY WHY HE SHOULD BE HAPPY HE HAD A SACK OF MILD BLOW. FUCK HIM AND FUCK YOU.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

Oh...Eastern Illinois. They contacted me. I didn't take the entrance exam because I had 64 crayons instead of 3. But I loved going through Central Illinois. Watching people on bad cooked up Tide is the best.

Toothless Al's Steakhouse Joliet patron with bullshit victory asking why I'm not in Milwaukee. Put up the hand signs for decent to OK blow and Scott Skiles. Toothless Al's Steakhouse Joliet patron I defeated in arm challenge but still took his blow is nodding in agreement. I might have to buy him a tray of shots. Fuck him. caps lock broken. fuck bill yates.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

So we have a PPV named Elimination Chamber... I know lets put the chamber matches on first and second to last, and then close the show with a horrible gimmick match that everyone hates. The stupidity is numbing. This is a prime example of why you don't do gimmick PPVs.

What the hell, I would. Post op is OK right? Right?!?!?!

Oh...Eastern Illinois. They contacted me. I didn't take the entrance exam because I had 64 crayons instead of 3. But I loved going through Central Illinois. Watching people on bad cooked up Tide is the best.

Oh...Eastern Illinois. They contacted me. I didn't take the entrance exam because I had 64 crayons instead of 3. But I loved going through Central Illinois. Watching people on bad cooked up Tide is the best.

RECEIVED E-MACHINE MESSAGE FROM MARK NAMED SOMETHING JACKOFFREF. SUGGESTED I MEET WITH THE BOYS CLOSE TO WISCONSIN. AL'S STEAKHOUSE PATRON WITHOUT TEETH I DEFEATED IN WRESTLING CHALLENGE IS FIRING UP MONTE CARLO, OFFERING UNLIMITED DECENT COCAINE. CONTEMPLATING OFFER. PHONE CALL FROM POTENTIAL CONN SENATOR. FUCK HER AND FUCK YOU.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

Oh...Eastern Illinois. They contacted me. I didn't take the entrance exam because I had 64 crayons instead of 3. But I loved going through Central Illinois. Watching people on bad cooked up Tide is the best.

AL'S STEAKHOUSE JOLIET PATRON WITHOUT TEETH IS TELLING ME THE SHOW IS OVER. THE RUMOR IS THIS GIRL ON HER KNEES IS NOT EVE, BUT RATHER TITO SANTANA. ASSISTANT GETTING FIRED FOR MISINFORMATION, AND AL'S STEAKHOUSE JOLIET PATRON IS TAKING US NORTH. ROCKFORD HERE I CUM. YES, I MEANT THAT. FUCK YOU.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

I hate myself for watching that.

I'm declaring a victory without research.

What the hell, I would. Post op is OK right? Right?!?!?!

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

So......their Survior Series PPV nothing of note happened. Their dec ppv nothing happened. The Royal Rumble and Elimination Chamber PPV nothing happened. Makes me think Wrestlemania will be a bunch of fucking nothing like last year. Making it really hard to justify spending time doing this anymore.

No real complaints about the show.

Cena winning was obvious to blow off Kane and begin the Mania hype.

Could've also done without the comedy act in the Smackdown Elimination Chamber.

And putting videos in a PPV are bad.

6/10

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

AL'S STEAKHOUSE JOLIET PATRON DEFEATED IN PUSH UP CHALLENGE DRIVING US TO MINNESOTA FOR RAW. HE STILL DOESN'T HAVE TEETH, BUT HAS NOW BROKEN OUT THE GOOD BLOW. THINKING ABOUT SEEING MY HOF FRIEND VERNE WHILE IN TOWN. MIGHT TELL VERNE AL'S STEAKHOUSE JOLIET PATRON WITHOUT TEETH, WHO LOST IN BOTTOMING CHALLENGE BUT STILL DRIVING WITH GOOD COKE SAID HE COULD HOLD AWA TITLE BETTER THAN HIS SON GREG. I LOVE FIREWORKS. FUCK YOU.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.