I'm declaring a victory without research.

Oh...Eastern Illinois. They contacted me. I didn't take the entrance exam because I had 64 crayons instead of 3. But I loved going through Central Illinois. Watching people on bad cooked up Tide is the best.

Dusty needs to be on TV more.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

I really don't want Cena to win at WM.

I hear ya. Baaaaby.

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

Hello Friends.

Before I get started, and since I can't read this thread, somebody please pm me immediately if they would recommend that I a:) first read that Larz thread, or b:) if Ric Flair died tonight, or c:) both.

Other than that I plan on getting started.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

I'm declaring a victory without research.

I'm declaring a victory without research.

As I look at it so far......opening with Punk/Heyman, classic Punk with the urn, actual physical in ring with Taker, and then Jericho beats the hell out of Wango Tango and goes on to fight with Dolph......
that's nearly a perfect opening. Oh, and AJ's hot.
Big E's ring attire makes me nervous.

There's a WWE app for watching the action during commercial break? Hard to believe they can see an opportunity like that, but not see the fact that you don't open a show with CENA & THE PRIME TIME PLAYERS!!

One of the things I wanted to rant about the other night, is if Fan Burri To and Jericho half any sort of dance off at Wrestlemania, I could possibly stop watching wrestling for the rest of my life.

And just as I say that, Chris Jericho, who works in the WWE for like 4 months out of the year, just pinned the Money In The Bank guy, - CLEAN - two weeks from Wrestlemania. (and in spite of interference fron Big E!!)

Everyone knows I'm Jericho's biggest fan, but that's about a 1 out of 10.

Oh fuck, it's Fagtastgo again.

I'm taking away the only point I gave in this entire segment, and am going to make another drink.

Oh...Eastern Illinois. They contacted me. I didn't take the entrance exam because I had 64 crayons instead of 3. But I loved going through Central Illinois. Watching people on bad cooked up Tide is the best.

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

My girl is currently painting herself green, and has been calling me Banner all morning.

I'm declaring a victory without research.

Ok, this is now a day long hangover. It appears nothing is gonna fix it. I really have no other choice. I'm going back in, and will be with you shortly.

I would cover for SHARK, Drop In, Dave in Champaign, my Mom, and Urlacher's Missing Neck. After that, the list gets pretty thin. There are a few people about whom I would definitely fabricate charges.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

I'm surprised they don't make Jinder Mahal carry a magic carpet to the ring.

Oh...Eastern Illinois. They contacted me. I didn't take the entrance exam because I had 64 crayons instead of 3. But I loved going through Central Illinois. Watching people on bad cooked up Tide is the best.

Seriously though, is the announcing not bothering anybody? The lack of a third wheel in this build up is mind boggling. I don't feel the sense of urgency, the sense of importance.

If you can't find somebody other than JBL to sit with them week after week, can't they at least rotate some of the Mania guys in and out of that chair?

Oh...Eastern Illinois. They contacted me. I didn't take the entrance exam because I had 64 crayons instead of 3. But I loved going through Central Illinois. Watching people on bad cooked up Tide is the best.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

Do you remember listening to Dusty announce with WCW?

It was bad.

Heyman is the only choice in-company, but he's way too big time to do it.

Oh...Eastern Illinois. They contacted me. I didn't take the entrance exam because I had 64 crayons instead of 3. But I loved going through Central Illinois. Watching people on bad cooked up Tide is the best.

Dusty was bad with WCW because it was WCW. If Heenan couldn't get the product over, no one could.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

Oh...Eastern Illinois. They contacted me. I didn't take the entrance exam because I had 64 crayons instead of 3. But I loved going through Central Illinois. Watching people on bad cooked up Tide is the best.

That's true. I think Dusty would be able to do it and be good at it now. I think he does it for FCW.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

William Regal would be great at it if they let him be a heel.

Oh...Eastern Illinois. They contacted me. I didn't take the entrance exam because I had 64 crayons instead of 3. But I loved going through Central Illinois. Watching people on bad cooked up Tide is the best.