Casually throws out burrito but censors ninja?

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That kick at the barber shop really took it out of him. Crazy dude

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

the River he mentions is a reference to a country song.

Doubtful this actually happened.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

But you realize it is a real river in Georgia and Alabama?

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

I do. But I think he threw that line in as humor.

However, the way he lays it out makes it unlikely. He, a 13 year old, kills a grown man, and somehow disposes of him without anyone noticing, nearby a convenience store? Even out in the sticks, I can't see it.

I think he probably did beat up the guy, and that's the end of the story.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

You clearly didnt know until RFDC told you.

Make this guy compete on Raw Underground

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You know me like that.

What happened with him and his daughter?

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sadly, I must admit to having family in Alabam, and yes, I am aware it's a real thing. But it's also a very famous line from a very famous country song about killing somebody.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

This is why Vince had to erase The Rockers tag team title win from the books. He knew even back then.