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Comes out right around Wrestlemania next year. This looks historically accurate and solid.

How to Really Make Fans End Up in an Asylum: The Open and Close of TNA

Disc 1

WCW Closes
Jeff Jarrett Needs a Way to Make Money and be a World Champion
How to Recreate 2000/2001 WCW
Bob Ryder’s Forehead
Partnership with Non-Existent NWA
Weekly Pay-Per-Views
Bad Ideas
Six Sided Ring
Commissioner Erik Watts is not as Good as a Computer
Mark Found with Tons of Family Money
Mid-Carder R Truth Becomes TNA Champion
More Bad Ideas
FOX Sports Show
Vince Russo Re-Hired
Disqualifications and Count Outs in Cage Matches as a Business Model
Impact Debuts in Front of Hundreds
Bad Ideas with No Filter
Christian Temporarily Escapes Edge’s Shadow
X-Division
Don West Works for Sandwiches
Chris Harris
Kurt Angle Eats Drugs and Goes to TNA
Blading in 97% of Matches
Jeff Jarrett Hammers Angle’s Wife While Kurt is Passed Out on Somas
Do We Call Warrior
Bad Ideas as a Business Model
nut Foley Marks Out for Himself Again and Heads to TNA
Samoa Joe is Kidnapped 17 Times
Rob Terry Makes Quad Cities Man Feel Funny in Trousers
Abyss on Fire
Failed Contract Negotiations with Hornswaggle
Hogan and Bischoff Arrive, TNA Does Not Have Cure for Cancer
Flair Ruins Legacy and Bleeds
TNA Doesn’t Mow Lawn; Panda Energy Cuts Dixie’s Allowance
Calls to Bob Loblaw to Become Head of Creative Go Unanswered
Robbie E and Cookie
Rob Terry Joins the Guys with the Shocker Hand Symbol
Samoa Joe Starts Actually Kidnapping Employees
McMahon Buys Panda Energy

Special Features

Negotiating with Hornswaggle
Vince Russo Beating and Humiliating Women, Children, and Dogs
Jenna Morasca Wrestles
Grooming Ken Shamrock’s Sideburns

Hidden Cookie:

Ric Flair in a Wheelchair (Much like TNA, you have to work really hard to find the entertaining stuff)

Only need a few chapters.

The sack of shit that is... Jeff Jarrett
1. Only is comfortable when booked by a modern-style booker. Like a Vince Russo.
2. Who still took his Dad through the ringer, getting financing it. 'Cause frankly, only an idiot would invest in something run by him.
3. And then throws Dad out the shitter. Face it, these guys haven't spoken since 2005 or so.

Shit booking
1. Russo, Disco, Ferrera, Borash
2. Didn't use Dutch right, and Cornette doing quality control on the scripts didn't help

Shit announcing
1. Mike Tenay? Seriously, this is like having Hub Arkush on the Bears announce team
2. Don West, Taz? One guy is QVC-style hawker, the other is Taz. Nothing against him, but he can't save you when your primary is Tenay.

Shit storylines
1. Merits its own bulletpoint, because of booking ideas dropped with no explanation, people winning belts based on what's inside a suitcase ("ooh! we're unpredictable. anything can happen at TNA! And the belt has no worth, either! So why should YOU give a shit about belt changes; we'll have them happen weekly!?!")
2. Hogan, Bischoff, Flair. Little bands of wrestler contingents, trying to invoke the old NWO days at WCW. And boy, that went over well, huh?

Shit management
1. Dixie
2. Jeff Jarrett
3. Terry Taylor
4. What else is there to say? Oh, and there's this energy company run by Dixie's dad who are the primary investors. He gets pissed and threatens to withdrawal monies/support frequently.

The actual product? When did things go bad?
1.When the X-Division and guys like AJ, Angel, Joe were tossed aside for WWE distaffs. Rhino. Angle. Sting. Nash. Foley. And guess what? They all have extensive injuries and are limited in what they can do. Nothing like building on people who'll be there for the long haul.
2. The six-sided ring is red herring. Its neither good nor bad; in my world, the small squared circle that's used today is far worse than TNAs ring.
3. Florida TV studio. No charm, and it shows. And boy it did WCW a lot of good, too. I'm sorry, who goes to these shows?!? Are these locals, going to Universal Studio so they can root for Jarretts trash, or are they really tourists, walking in to watch a freakshow be filmed right in the middle of an amusement park!

What else? Jeff Jarrett. while (1) {"Jeff Jarrett"}

Beebo wrote:

I like Dean Malenko

Technically sound, very serious. I like Dean Malenko as well.

Author:	Drop In [ Mon Dec 06, 2010 7:32 pm ]
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Comes out right around Wrestlemania next year. This looks historically accurate and solid. How to Really Make Fans End Up in an Asylum: The Open and Close of TNA Disc 1 WCW Closes Jeff Jarrett Needs a Way to Make Money and be a World Champion How to Recreate 2000/2001 WCW Bob Ryder’s Forehead Partnership with Non-Existent NWA Weekly Pay-Per-Views Bad Ideas Six Sided Ring Commissioner Erik Watts is not as Good as a Computer Mark Found with Tons of Family Money Mid-Carder R Truth Becomes TNA Champion More Bad Ideas FOX Sports Show Vince Russo Re-Hired Disqualifications and Count Outs in Cage Matches as a Business Model Impact Debuts in Front of Hundreds Bad Ideas with No Filter Christian Temporarily Escapes Edge’s Shadow X-Division Don West Works for Sandwiches Chris Harris Kurt Angle Eats Drugs and Goes to TNA Blading in 97% of Matches Jeff Jarrett Hammers Angle’s Wife While Kurt is Passed Out on Somas Do We Call Warrior Bad Ideas as a Business Model Mick Foley Marks Out for Himself Again and Heads to TNA Samoa Joe is Kidnapped 17 Times Rob Terry Makes Quad Cities Man Feel Funny in Trousers Abyss on Fire Failed Contract Negotiations with Hornswaggle Hogan and Bischoff Arrive, TNA Does Not Have Cure for Cancer Flair Ruins Legacy and Bleeds TNA Doesn’t Mow Lawn; Panda Energy Cuts Dixie’s Allowance Calls to Bob Loblaw to Become Head of Creative Go Unanswered Robbie E and Cookie Samoa Joe Starts Actually Kidnapping Employees McMahon Buys Panda Energy Special Features Negotiating with Hornswaggle Vince Russo Beating and Humiliating Women, Children, and Dogs Jenna Morasca Wrestles Grooming Ken Shamrock’s Sideburns Hidden Cookie: Ric Flair in a Wheelchair (Much like TNA, you have to work really hard to find the entertaining stuff)

Author:	jackref [ Mon Dec 06, 2010 8:05 pm ]
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Literally crying while laughing. Gorilla would be proud.

Author:	Terry's Peeps [ Mon Dec 06, 2010 8:18 pm ]
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Out-fucking-standing. Only problem is I went to Amazon and tried to pre-order this and was unable to.

Author:	Bob Loblaw [ Mon Dec 06, 2010 8:38 pm ]
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You're best work ever. Good to see Bob Ryder's Forehead gets its own dvd chapter, he should have his own mult.

Author:	Bob Loblaw [ Mon Dec 06, 2010 9:33 pm ]
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Apparently if you pre-order the dvd, they will include the following DVD's:

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Author:	Terry's Peeps [ Mon Dec 06, 2010 9:37 pm ]
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I'm on my way to wwe.com

Author:	Drop In [ Mon Dec 06, 2010 9:38 pm ]
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From Dixie Carter's Twitter: Just watched Bottom 50 Superstars of All Time. Three words, new talent is coming in! Amazing it can just take a DVD sometimes.

Author:	Colonel Angus [ Mon Dec 06, 2010 11:16 pm ]
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Author:	chaspoppcap [ Tue Dec 07, 2010 11:39 am ]
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Classic Drop-In. Touch them all kid.

Author:	Phil McCracken [ Tue Dec 07, 2010 11:51 am ]
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Do we call Warrior and Failed negoitations with Hornswaggle

Author:	Drop In [ Tue Dec 07, 2010 1:19 pm ]
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I would actually like to thank TNA for making this project so easy. The material just needed a keyboard.

Author:	Drop In [ Thu Dec 23, 2010 9:12 pm ]
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Drop In wrote: Comes out right around Wrestlemania next year. This looks historically accurate and solid. How to Really Make Fans End Up in an Asylum: The Open and Close of TNA Disc 1 WCW Closes Jeff Jarrett Needs a Way to Make Money and be a World Champion How to Recreate 2000/2001 WCW Bob Ryder’s Forehead Partnership with Non-Existent NWA Weekly Pay-Per-Views Bad Ideas Six Sided Ring Commissioner Erik Watts is not as Good as a Computer Mark Found with Tons of Family Money Mid-Carder R Truth Becomes TNA Champion More Bad Ideas FOX Sports Show Vince Russo Re-Hired Disqualifications and Count Outs in Cage Matches as a Business Model Impact Debuts in Front of Hundreds Bad Ideas with No Filter Christian Temporarily Escapes Edge’s Shadow X-Division Don West Works for Sandwiches Chris Harris Kurt Angle Eats Drugs and Goes to TNA Blading in 97% of Matches Jeff Jarrett Hammers Angle’s Wife While Kurt is Passed Out on Somas Do We Call Warrior Bad Ideas as a Business Model nut Foley Marks Out for Himself Again and Heads to TNA Samoa Joe is Kidnapped 17 Times Rob Terry Makes Quad Cities Man Feel Funny in Trousers Abyss on Fire Failed Contract Negotiations with Hornswaggle Hogan and Bischoff Arrive, TNA Does Not Have Cure for Cancer Flair Ruins Legacy and Bleeds TNA Doesn’t Mow Lawn; Panda Energy Cuts Dixie’s Allowance Calls to Bob Loblaw to Become Head of Creative Go Unanswered Robbie E and Cookie Rob Terry Joins the Guys with the Shocker Hand Symbol Samoa Joe Starts Actually Kidnapping Employees McMahon Buys Panda Energy Special Features Negotiating with Hornswaggle Vince Russo Beating and Humiliating Women, Children, and Dogs Jenna Morasca Wrestles Grooming Ken Shamrock’s Sideburns Hidden Cookie: Ric Flair in a Wheelchair (Much like TNA, you have to work really hard to find the entertaining stuff) Fixed

Author:	Bob Loblaw [ Mon Feb 07, 2011 6:30 pm ]
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from Joey Styles twitter: Don't forget! Enter the promo code "Poofer" and you will also receive these exciting new features from WWE Home Entertainment: but wait, there's more! Order within the next 20 minutes and you will also receive these masterpieces from the TNA Vault:

Author:	Drop In [ Tue Feb 08, 2011 9:25 am ]
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I don't know why, but I think No Country for Curry Men is my favorite.

Author:	sinicalypse [ Wed Feb 09, 2011 7:54 pm ]
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LOL! Balck Terry and blahblahblah once again show us what the wrestling forum is all about. Quite honestly, what does one expect from TNA? I saw the "Early Days of TNA" entry on wrestlecrap.com and found out that they had a tag-team whose gimmick was literally being big giant penises... I mean, midgets in garbage cans are one thing, but the Johnsons? That better get its own chapter on the Stagnance and fall of TNA dvd =D

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Author:	Chris_in_joliet [ Wed Feb 09, 2011 8:04 pm ]
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Hilarious stuff here fellas

Author:	Bob Loblaw [ Tue Mar 29, 2011 3:47 pm ]
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from Dixie's Twitter: "Due to the debacle that was Victory Road, people who ordered the ppv will not only get access to the TNA video vault, but also the TNA Movie Vault" I checked it out, they have some good stuff:

Author:	Bob Loblaw [ Tue Mar 29, 2011 3:50 pm ]
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Author:	Bob Loblaw [ Fri May 27, 2011 10:46 am ]
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now that Vince is branching off into other entertainment...(and related stuff that doesn't fit into other threads and an excuse to bump the TNA DVD)

Author:	Drop In [ Fri Oct 28, 2011 11:45 am ]
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In honor of today, I'll come up with some new stuff for this DVD.

Author:	Drop In [ Thu Nov 03, 2011 7:13 pm ]
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I'll get some inspiration for this tonight. IMPACT and Chico's brings out the creativity.

Author:	Beebo [ Thu Nov 03, 2011 9:39 pm ]
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Only need a few chapters. The sack of shit that is... Jeff Jarrett 1. Only is comfortable when booked by a modern-style booker. Like a Vince Russo. 2. Who still took his Dad through the ringer, getting financing it. 'Cause frankly, only an idiot would invest in something run by him. 3. And then throws Dad out the shitter. Face it, these guys haven't spoken since 2005 or so. Shit booking 1. Russo, Disco, Ferrera, Borash 2. Didn't use Dutch right, and Cornette doing quality control on the scripts didn't help Shit announcing 1. Mike Tenay? Seriously, this is like having Hub Arkush on the Bears announce team 2. Don West, Taz? One guy is QVC-style hawker, the other is Taz. Nothing against him, but he can't save you when your primary is Tenay. Shit storylines 1. Merits its own bulletpoint, because of booking ideas dropped with no explanation, people winning belts based on what's inside a suitcase ("ooh! we're unpredictable. anything can happen at TNA! And the belt has no worth, either! So why should YOU give a shit about belt changes; we'll have them happen weekly!?!") 2. Hogan, Bischoff, Flair. Little bands of wrestler contingents, trying to invoke the old NWO days at WCW. And boy, that went over well, huh? Shit management 1. Dixie 2. Jeff Jarrett 3. Terry Taylor 4. What else is there to say? Oh, and there's this energy company run by Dixie's dad who are the primary investors. He gets pissed and threatens to withdrawal monies/support frequently. The actual product? When did things go bad? 1.When the X-Division and guys like AJ, Angel, Joe were tossed aside for WWE distaffs. Rhino. Angle. Sting. Nash. Foley. And guess what? They all have extensive injuries and are limited in what they can do. Nothing like building on people who'll be there for the long haul. 2. The six-sided ring is red herring. Its neither good nor bad; in my world, the small squared circle that's used today is far worse than TNAs ring. 3. Florida TV studio. No charm, and it shows. And boy it did WCW a lot of good, too. I'm sorry, who goes to these shows?!? Are these locals, going to Universal Studio so they can root for Jarretts trash, or are they really tourists, walking in to watch a freakshow be filmed right in the middle of an amusement park! What else? Jeff Jarrett. while (1) {"Jeff Jarrett"}

Author:	Drop In [ Thu Nov 03, 2011 10:05 pm ]
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Beebo, I'm officially going to call you Dean Malenko.

Author:	Beebo [ Fri Nov 04, 2011 5:27 am ]
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I like Dean Malenko

Author:	Drop In [ Fri Nov 04, 2011 8:27 am ]
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Beebo wrote: I like Dean Malenko Technically sound, very serious. I like Dean Malenko as well.

Author:	Drop In [ Fri Nov 04, 2011 11:18 am ]
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How to Really Make Fans End Up in an Asylum: The Open and Close of TNA Disc 1 WCW Closes Jeff Jarrett Needs a Way to Make Money and be a World Champion How to Recreate 2000/2001 WCW Bob Ryder’s Forehead Partnership with Non-Existent NWA Weekly Pay-Per-Views Bad Ideas Six Sided Ring Commissioner Erik Watts is not as Good as a Computer Mark Found with Tons of Family Money Mid-Carder R Truth Becomes TNA Champion More Bad Ideas FOX Sports Show Vince Russo Re-Hired Disqualifications and Count Outs in Cage Matches as a Business Model Impact Debuts in Front of Hundreds Bad Ideas with No Filter Christian Temporarily Escapes Edge’s Shadow X-Division Don West Works for Sandwiches Chris Harris Kurt Angle Eats Drugs and Goes to TNA Blading in 97% of Matches Jeff Jarrett Hammers Angle’s Wife While Kurt is Passed Out on Somas Do We Call Warrior Bad Ideas as a Business Model Foley Marks Out for Himself Again Samoa Joe is Kidnapped 17 Times Rob Terry Makes Quad Cities Man Feel Funny in Trousers Abyss on Fire Failed Contract Negotiations with Hornswaggle Hogan and Bischoff Arrive, TNA Does Not Have Cure for Cancer Flair Ruins Legacy and Bleeds Welcome to the Stage Knockouts Jeff Hardy Climbs Cage of Meth TNA Doesn’t Mow Lawn; Panda Energy Cuts Dixie’s Allowance Calls to Bob Loblaw to Become Head of Creative Go Unanswered Samoa Joe Starts Actually Kidnapping Employees ECW Reunion Title Changes as a Business Model Matt Hardy Internal Discussions on Steve McMichael Greatest Match Ever: Murphy vs. Scott Steiner The Shocker as a Group Symbol Jersey Shore Cast Feels TNA Lacks Quality and Leaves Garrett Watts Red Faced Booking Joseph Parks Lights Hall of Fame on Fire McMahon Buys Panda Energy Special Features Negotiating with Hornswaggle Vince Russo Beating and Humiliating Women, Children, and Dogs A Trip to the Store with Jesse Neal: Buying Protein Powder with Food Stamps Grooming Ken Shamrock’s Sideburns Jarrett Family Thanksgiving Hidden Cookie: Ric Flair in a Wheelchair (Much like TNA, you have to work really hard to find the entertaining stuff)

Author:	Bob Loblaw [ Fri Nov 04, 2011 7:46 pm ]
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Beebo wrote: Only need a few chapters. The sack of shit that is... Jeff Jarrett 1. Only is comfortable when booked by a modern-style booker. Like a Vince Russo. 2. Who still took his Dad through the ringer, getting financing it. 'Cause frankly, only an idiot would invest in something run by him. 3. And then throws Dad out the shitter. Face it, these guys haven't spoken since 2005 or so. Shit booking 1. Russo, Disco, Ferrera, Borash 2. Didn't use Dutch right, and Cornette doing quality control on the scripts didn't help Shit announcing 1. Mike Tenay? Seriously, this is like having Hub Arkush on the Bears announce team 2. Don West, Taz? One guy is QVC-style hawker, the other is Taz. Nothing against him, but he can't save you when your primary is Tenay. Shit storylines 1. Merits its own bulletpoint, because of booking ideas dropped with no explanation, people winning belts based on what's inside a suitcase ("ooh! we're unpredictable. anything can happen at TNA! And the belt has no worth, either! So why should YOU give a shit about belt changes; we'll have them happen weekly!?!") 2. Hogan, Bischoff, Flair. Little bands of wrestler contingents, trying to invoke the old NWO days at WCW. And boy, that went over well, huh? Shit management 1. Dixie 2. Jeff Jarrett 3. Terry Taylor 4. What else is there to say? Oh, and there's this energy company run by Dixie's dad who are the primary investors. He gets pissed and threatens to withdrawal monies/support frequently. The actual product? When did things go bad? 1.When the X-Division and guys like AJ, Angel, Joe were tossed aside for WWE distaffs. Rhino. Angle. Sting. Nash. Foley. And guess what? They all have extensive injuries and are limited in what they can do. Nothing like building on people who'll be there for the long haul. 2. The six-sided ring is red herring. Its neither good nor bad; in my world, the small squared circle that's used today is far worse than TNAs ring. 3. Florida TV studio. No charm, and it shows. And boy it did WCW a lot of good, too. I'm sorry, who goes to these shows?!? Are these locals, going to Universal Studio so they can root for Jarretts trash, or are they really tourists, walking in to watch a freakshow be filmed right in the middle of an amusement park! What else? Jeff Jarrett. while (1) {"Jeff Jarrett"} all 100% correct. I don't see how Dixie doesn't get more heat from the wrestling community. I just can't understand how its good business to not pay your talent and vendors, but you re-sign the Hulkster and Bischoff for the mega-bucks. Dixie organizes and markets national fu manchu day in St Louis and tried to set a world record for most people in one location with fu manchus and Dixie is walking around with her fake stache on. This is what she is spending her time and money on? If she wants to have fun and do something, fine, but give Jimmy Wang Yang his freaking $200 first or maybe take care of the VFW's you employ who are on welfare. (yes, redundant, but screw dixie). Throwing boatloads of money at Jenna Morasca, Jeff Hardy (while in jail), Foley, Flair, 3 different people from Jersey Shore and Pac Man Jones and you can't pay Jimmy Wang Yang $200?....and I will continue to whine on behalf of Jimmy Wang Yang or any other Flying Elvi who may be owed $ by Dixie. The more I learn about the Jarrett family, the more I'm thinking they're the most dysfunctional of all time. Oddly, even more so than the Von Erich's. Fritz' family and story was a shame, but not necessarily as shady as Jeff and Jerry. With Jerry being the son of Roy Welch (supposedly) and tons and tons of shady business dealings he's just the ultimate Tennessee Carny Con-man. he gets some credit for some of the Memphis stuff (like Lawler) but absolutely everything touch instantly gets shady. The Memphis Heat dvd outlines most all of this pretty well and with Jeff, like father like son. Some guys go off on JJ, but as long as TNA is around, a lot of guys are tight lipped about JJ and Terry Taylor. Terry Taylor is another guy who the older I get, the more stuff comes out about him. I think he holds some sort of record for most times accused of sexual harassment, one of those guys. -------- Drop In wrote: Beebo wrote: I like Dean Malenko Technically sound, very serious. I like Dean Malenko as well. I could never quite figure out who Beebo reminds me of. IIRC, lived in Texas, saw WCCW when it was awesome and Mid-South, got to live thru the glory years of NWA, lives in NY and follows a Chicago message board....Beebo, are you Tony Schiavone? Wait, I take that back, you've demonstrated intelligent thought, which Schiavone is incapable of . -------- I still almost come to tears every time I see the words: Bob Ryder’s Forehead

Author:	Drop In [ Fri Nov 04, 2011 7:54 pm ]
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TNA Sucks

Author:	Drop In [ Thu May 31, 2012 8:33 pm ]
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This can be the new thread for all TNA Hall of Fame jokes. The material writes itself.

Author:	Drop In [ Sat Apr 06, 2013 11:26 pm ]
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How to Really Make Fans End Up in an Asylum: The Open and Close of TNA Disc 1 WCW Closes Jeff Jarrett Needs a Way to Make Money and be a World Champion How to Recreate 2000/2001 WCW Bob Ryder’s Forehead Partnership with Non-Existent NWA Weekly Pay-Per-Views Bad Ideas Six Sided Ring Commissioner Erik Watts is not as Good as a Computer Mark Found with Tons of Family Money Mid-Carder R Truth Becomes TNA Champion More Bad Ideas FOX Sports Show Vince Russo Re-Hired Disqualifications and Count Outs in Cage Matches as a Business Model Impact Debuts in Front of Hundreds Bad Ideas with No Filter Christian Temporarily Escapes Edge’s Shadow X-Division Don West Works for Sandwiches Chris Harris Kurt Angle Eats Drugs and Goes to TNA Blading in 97% of Matches Jeff Jarrett Hammers Angle’s Wife While Kurt is Passed Out on Somas Do We Call Warrior Bad Ideas as a Business Model Foley Marks Out for Himself Again Samoa Joe is Kidnapped 17 Times Rob Terry Makes Quad Cities Man Feel Funny in Trousers Abyss on Fire Failed Contract Negotiations with Hornswaggle Hogan and Bischoff Arrive, TNA Does Not Have Cure for Cancer Flair Ruins Legacy and Bleeds Welcome to the Stage Knockouts Jeff Hardy Climbs Cage of Meth TNA Doesn’t Mow Lawn; Panda Energy Cuts Dixie’s Allowance Calls to Bob Loblaw to Become Head of Creative Go Unanswered Samoa Joe Starts Actually Kidnapping Employees ECW Reunion Title Changes as a Business Model Matt Hardy Internal Discussions on Steve McMichael Greatest Match Ever: Murphy vs. Scott Steiner The Shocker as a Group Symbol Jersey Shore Cast Feels TNA Lacks Quality and Leaves Garrett Watts Red Faced Booking Joseph Parks Lights Hall of Fame on Fire Aces and Eights Re-Booking WCW as a Business Model Darren Drozdov Joins the Front Office D-Lo Brown Fired McMahon Buys Panda Energy Special Features Negotiating with Hornswaggle Vince Russo Beating and Humiliating Women, Children, and Dogs A Trip to the Store with Jesse Neal: Buying Protein Powder with Food Stamps Grooming Ken Shamrock’s Sideburns Jarrett Family Thanksgiving Hidden Cookie: Ric Flair in a Wheelchair (Much like TNA, you have to work really hard to find the entertaining stuff)