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Author: | Drop In [ Fri Feb 24, 2012 4:32 pm ] |
Post subject: | CrankyVince's Post-Wrestlemania Party |
MR. CrankyVince AND WOMAN WHO FAILED TWICE EXPECT YOU TO COME IF YOU EVER WANT TO HAVE A JOB WITH WORLD WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT CURRENTLY OR IN THE FUTURE TO AN EXTRAVAGANZA OF EPIC FUCKING PROPORTIONS. WRESTLEMANIA TWENTY-NINE POST-PARTY WITH WRESTLEMANIA NINE THEME ON MONDAY, THE EIGHTH OF APRIL TWO THOUSAND AND I'M AWESOME THIRTEEN @ ONE O'CLOCK IN THE WHEN I TELL YOU. MAKE #ONEOCLOCKWHENITELLYOU TREND ON THE TWITTER OR LOSE YOUR INVITATION! THE ESTATES OF CrankyVince AND WOMAN WHO IS A TWO TIME FAILURE. LOOK FOR GRAPHIC, 2,130X4,792 PAINTING OF BIG EARL AND THE TWINS FOR LOCATION INVITATION SUBJECT TO CHANGE BY WRITER MONKEYS THAT SMELL LIKE MICHAEL MOORE AT ANY TIME. FUCK YOU. LIST OF PEOPLE LUCKY TO BE COMING TO POST-WRESTLEMANIA PARTY: CHARLES WHO IS THE ONLY BLACK MAN IN OREGON PETER MAIVIA'S GRANDDAUGHTER DWAYNE KELLY KELLY DARKSIDE SUPPLE FERTILE DAUGHTER BOB LOBLAW LONI ANDERSON OFFICIALLY NOT INVITED: WEAK SON SHANE TED TURNER BRUNO DON OWEN (NO CALLBACK) EDGE'S FRIEND MAYBES: SON-IN-LAW PAUL (SHARING ISSUES) TORRIE WILSON TATANKA SUNNY (INTERCOURSE ISSUES) ULTIMATE WARRIOR BOILERMAKER RICK JANE FONDA (HA HA) LAWRENCE TAYLOR |
Author: | Drop In [ Fri Feb 24, 2012 4:35 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: CrankyVince's Post-Wrestlemania Party |
CrankyVince wrote: SHUTTING DOWN INTERNET WRESTLING SHOW WITH QUESTIONABLE SMELL REMINDED ME TO CHECK ON CONTRACTORS FOR POST-WRESTLEMANIA PARTY. SEATING NOT ON SCHEDULE, PLANS FOR JR'S DEATH IN A TOGA INCOMPLETE. ZERO WOOD.
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Author: | Drop In [ Fri Feb 24, 2012 8:57 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: CrankyVince's Post-Wrestlemania Party |
CrankyVince wrote: ASKED JOHNNY ACE IF WE HAVE SECURED THE LARGE, SPRAY PAINTED HISPANIC MAN WE HAD FACE UNDERTAKER. I HAVE GIANT PARTY PLANS INTENDED FOR HIM. PUN INTENDED. HE AGAIN SAID IT WOULD BE DIFFICULT, I AGAIN HUNG UP ON HIM.
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Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Fri Feb 24, 2012 9:38 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: CrankyVince's Post-Wrestlemania Party |
CrankySpeeps wrote: RECEIVED CEASE-AND-DESIST REQUEST FROM CRAZY OCTOGENARIAN. WIPED ASS WITH IT. SENDING HIM RESPONSE VIA FEDEX. SHOULD GET THERE RIGHT AFTER ST. PATRICKS DAY. SLAINTE YOU FUCKER.
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Author: | Drop In [ Fri Feb 24, 2012 9:46 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: CrankyVince's Post-Wrestlemania Party |
CrankyVince wrote: AS OF NOW, RSVP LIST IS JOHNNY ACE, SON-IN-LAW PAUL, WHORE NUMBER 3 WHO ESCORTED MISS ELIZABETH KILLER TO RING, PAT PATTERSON, AND I.R.S. MINOR WOOD. FRUSTRATED.
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Author: | Drop In [ Sat Feb 25, 2012 10:50 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: CrankyVince's Post-Wrestlemania Party |
CrankyVince wrote: SON-IN-LAW PAUL SUGGESTED WE HAVE MOTORHEAD OPEN PARTY BY SINGING AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL. JUSTIFIED AS TRYOUT FOR WRESTLEMANIA 29. HE'S LUCKY HIS WIFE IS HOT. I MUST LIVE FOREVER. I'M GOING TO FIND A WAY TO CRUSH STEM CELLS INTO PROTEIN DRINKS.
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Author: | Drop In [ Sun Feb 26, 2012 10:51 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: CrankyVince's Post-Wrestlemania Party |
CrankyVince wrote: DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY. FUCK YOU.
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Author: | Drop In [ Sun Feb 26, 2012 12:09 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: CrankyVince's Post-Wrestlemania Party |
CrankyVince wrote: HAD MANDATORY/OPTIONAL/MANDATORY 4:30 AM EASTERN SUNDAY MEETING FOR POST-WRESTLEMANIA PARTY WITH WRESTLEMANIA NINE THEME. STILL PONDERING AN IDEA WRITER MONKEY DEVELOPED WITH WHAT HE/SHE CALLED THEATRICS. DONE PONDERING. IT SUCKS.
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Author: | Drop In [ Sun Feb 26, 2012 1:04 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: CrankyVince's Post-Wrestlemania Party |
CrankyVince wrote: A GUY LIKE ME COULD PROMOTE A TIM TEBOW, JEREMY LIN, AND DANICA PATRICK PORNOGRAPHY MOVIE. I'M CALLING SON-IN-LAW PAUL. HIS RESPONSE WILL NOT IMPACT THIS FOCUS.
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Author: | Bob Loblaw [ Sun Feb 26, 2012 3:26 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: CrankyVince's Post-Wrestlemania Party |
3rd grade. regressed 2 grades |
Author: | SomeGuy [ Sun Feb 26, 2012 3:29 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: CrankyVince's Post-Wrestlemania Party |
Was WM9 the "Toga" themed one? Wasn't it also the one were Hogan ass-fucked the wrestling community and made them smell his shit dick afterwards when he "rescued" Brett Hart? Horrible. |
Author: | Bob Loblaw [ Sun Feb 26, 2012 3:39 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: CrankyVince's Post-Wrestlemania Party |
SomeGuy wrote: Was WM9 the "Toga" themed one? Wasn't it also the one were Hogan ass-fucked the wrestling community and made them smell his shit dick afterwards when he "rescued" Brett Hart? Horrible. Yep. probably the worst Mania of all time. Plus Hogan had the shiner, Brutus had the facemask, all sorts of bad. |
Author: | Colonel Angus [ Sun Feb 26, 2012 3:55 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: CrankyVince's Post-Wrestlemania Party |
Bob Loblaw wrote: SomeGuy wrote: Was WM9 the "Toga" themed one? Wasn't it also the one were Hogan ass-fucked the wrestling community and made them smell his shit dick afterwards when he "rescued" Brett Hart? Horrible. Yep. probably the worst Mania of all time. Plus Hogan had the shiner, Brutus had the facemask, all sorts of bad. Yeah, but there was Bobby Heenan on a Camel, so it all evens out. |
Author: | SomeGuy [ Sun Feb 26, 2012 3:55 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: CrankyVince's Post-Wrestlemania Party |
Bob Loblaw wrote: SomeGuy wrote: Was WM9 the "Toga" themed one? Wasn't it also the one were Hogan ass-fucked the wrestling community and made them smell his shit dick afterwards when he "rescued" Brett Hart? Horrible. Yep. probably the worst Mania of all time. Plus Hogan had the shiner, Brutus had the facemask, all sorts of bad. That was Harts moment, his time to take the reigns (finally) and Hogan to shit all over it... No one, and I mean NO ONE, wanted to see Hogan do that or take the top spot again. That was the old, no juiced up hulk with the red tights and he wore his red "Hulkamania" shirt as well. Pathetic. Fuck Hogan. |
Author: | Bob Loblaw [ Sun Feb 26, 2012 4:17 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: CrankyVince's Post-Wrestlemania Party |
and you had a countout (tatanka vs hbk) and 2 other matches that ended in DQ (hogan match and taker vs giant gonz). throw in the hogan cluster and that's one bad mania. |
Author: | Colonel Angus [ Sun Feb 26, 2012 4:31 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: CrankyVince's Post-Wrestlemania Party |
You would think that all the "effort" that they put in to create a WrestleMania, they wouldn't have a bad one. There's no excuse for scheduling count outs and DQs on the company's biggest night. I don't care for John Cena, but I hope they have him win at Mania this year. If the Rock wins, he'd have to stay on to make it right. If they don't have a clear winner, the whole year has been a waste, and CrankyVince might as well become SwallowAVialOfPainKillersAndABottleOfJackVince, because he'd blown it. |
Author: | Bob Loblaw [ Sun Feb 26, 2012 4:33 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: CrankyVince's Post-Wrestlemania Party |
Bobby's right. Kayfabe back on |
Author: | SomeGuy [ Sun Feb 26, 2012 4:40 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: CrankyVince's Post-Wrestlemania Party |
Bob Loblaw wrote: and you had a countout (tatanka vs hbk) and 2 other matches that ended in DQ (hogan match and taker vs giant gonz). throw in the hogan cluster and that's one bad mania. Funny shit, I love Heenan. Taker vs Giant Gonzolez was maybe one of the worst matches of all time as well. Horrible. |
Author: | Drop In [ Sun Feb 26, 2012 5:42 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: CrankyVince's Post-Wrestlemania Party |
CrankyVince wrote: INSISTED YOUNG LOOKING AGENT KIDMAN STAY FOR SUNDAY FUN DAY. WHILE INITIALLY RELUCTANT AND WEAK LIKE MY SON SHANE, WE ARE NOW BLAZING HARD, SHARING STORIES ABOUT TORRIE WILSON. WRESTLEMANIA POST-PARTY WILL BE TAKING MANY DIRECTIONS TODAY. WOOD!
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Author: | Drop In [ Sun Feb 26, 2012 5:50 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: CrankyVince's Post-Wrestlemania Party |
CrankyVince wrote: EXPLAINING TO KIDMAN I COULD CREATE A TIME MACHINE. KIDMAN SHEEPISHLY NODDING. WELL BUILT GUY NAMED LEX WHO KILLED MISS ELIZABETH STILL HASN'T RETURNED CALLS FOR HIS ASSASSINATION AT POST-WRESTLEMANIA PARTY WITH WRESTLEMANIA NINE THEME. WOOD LESSENING.
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Author: | Drop In [ Sun Feb 26, 2012 6:43 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: CrankyVince's Post-Wrestlemania Party |
CrankyVince wrote: KIDMAN, ACTING LIKE MY WEAK SON SHANE, SUGGESTED LEAVING FOR "CONCERN OF HEALTH." I QUESTIONED IF HE WAS LEAVING "LIKE WCW DIVA I DEFILED PRIOR AND AFTER HIRING LEFT HIM." KIDMAN TOOK TWO MORE BUMPS LIKE A STRONG COMPANY PRODUCER. I'M GOING TO HAVE HIM RIP OUT PORTION OF SEATS I DON'T LIKE FOR POST-WRESTLEMANIA PARTY WITH WRESTLEMANIA NINE THEME. MILD WOOD.
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Author: | Drop In [ Sun Feb 26, 2012 7:09 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: CrankyVince's Post-Wrestlemania Party |
CrankyVince wrote: THIS KIDMAN IS GOING PLACES. if HE DOESN'T CALL MALENKO RIGHT NOW.
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Author: | Drop In [ Sun Feb 26, 2012 8:25 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: CrankyVince's Post-Wrestlemania Party |
CrankyVince wrote: PARAMEDICS ARE GONE. KIDMAN, ARN, AND MALENKO ARE NOW HERE. CALLING SON-IN-LAW PAUL. DESPITE THE UPROAR I SHOULD HAVE HAD FILMED, DAMMIT, I STILL HAVEN'T HEARD ABOUT THE AVAILABILITY OF SPRAY PAINTED HISPANIC MAN THAT FACED TAKER AT WRESTLEMANIA NINE. ZERO WOOD. FUCK YOU.
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Author: | Drop In [ Sun Feb 26, 2012 8:35 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: CrankyVince's Post-Wrestlemania Party |
CrankyVince wrote: KIDMAN IS LUCKY NO MAJOR ENTERTAINMENT EVENTS ARE HAPPENING TONIGHT. I WOULD HAVE LET HIM DIE BY DARWIN'S LAW OF VINCE.
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Author: | Drop In [ Sun Feb 26, 2012 9:06 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: CrankyVince's Post-Wrestlemania Party |
CrankyVince wrote: ARN SAYS I'M PULLING A "TULLY" RIGHT NOW. I'M TELLING ARN HE'S PULLING WITH ONE ARM. HE DOESN'T KNOW HE JUST BECAME RING ANNOUNCER OF POST-WRESTLEMANIA PARTY WITH WRESTLEMANIA NINE THEME AS "FINKUSONEARNAMOUS." I'M SURE THIS WILL MAKE SENSE TOMORROW. WHERE'S STEPHANIE?
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Author: | Drop In [ Sun Feb 26, 2012 11:39 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: CrankyVince's Post-Wrestlemania Party |
CrankyVince wrote: SITTING IN HOT TUB, KIDMAN IS SCARED LIKE SON SHANE. WEAK, NOT REALIZING I HAVE SUNNY, REAL NAME TAMMY, A FAX AWAY.
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Author: | Drop In [ Sun Feb 26, 2012 11:58 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: CrankyVince's Post-Wrestlemania Party |
CrankyVince wrote: KIDMAN HAS BEEN USHERED OUT BY SECURITY/MEDICAL PERSONNEL. HE'S NOW REFERRED TO AS SHANE KIDMAN. ARN AND MALENKO ARE READY TO BURN THE AFTER MIDNIGHT OIL. CONTEMPLATING PRANK ON WOMAN WHO LIVES HERE THAT IS RUNNING FOR SENATOR IN CONNECTICUT.
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Author: | Drop In [ Mon Feb 27, 2012 12:19 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: CrankyVince's Post-Wrestlemania Party |
CrankyVince wrote: WALKING MY GROUNDS, CONTEMPLATING LIFE. THE GRASS SMELLS OF ME. DID I MAKE PEOPLE DO STEROIDS? DID PEOPLE DIE ON MY WATCH? WHERE'S MELINA, FORMERLY KNOWN AS WWE DIVA MELINA? HA HA. TIME FOR SPINNING. WHERE DID BILL EADIE COME FROM. SHIT.
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Author: | Drop In [ Mon Feb 27, 2012 12:29 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: CrankyVince's Post-Wrestlemania Party |
CrankyVince wrote: JUST RECEIVED CALL FROM TED TURNER. HE'S READY TO BURY THE HATCHET, AND DELIVER ME SPRAY PAINTED HISPANIC MAN THAT FACED UNDERTAKER AT WRESTLEMANIA NINE FOR POST-WRESTLEMANIA PARTY WITH WRESTLEMANIA NINE THEME. ENJOY THAT LAND TED. I WIN AGAIN.
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Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Mon Feb 27, 2012 12:31 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: CrankyVince's Post-Wrestlemania Party |
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