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AT GORILLA, ATTEMPTING TO HAVE SON-IN-LAW PAUL NAIL DOWN WHAT CLEVELAND SMELLS LIKE WITH THAT HONKER.

I'M THE TYPE OF GUY THAT CAN REALLY RELATE TO SOMEONE CALLED LEBRON JAMES RIGHT NOW. IF I WASN'T ME, DEATH WOULD BE AN OPTION. FUCK YOU CLEVELAND.

The fact that miz and zig whom have been in major storylines all year and don't have mania matches shows what a joke mania and the E have become in pushing the old attitude era paycheck stealing stars.

MOCKING JERICHO FOR HIS ODDLY SHAPED PECTORALS. MALENKO NODDING, STOIC.

The Miz could have a big night tonight, in his hometown and if I remember right, Psych's James Roday is supposed to be on since the Miz is on that this week.

If not, he may want to pack his bags tommorow.

The rock hype is what makes me mad could of been done so much better, and if it's a one and done what's really the point ? Zig and miz deserve at min a MITB match in order to stay current and steal the show. How much do u really expect out of the cena v rock match ? Neither one is up for any major spots or known for their in ring skill....

AT GORILLA, ASKING KIDMAN WHY MAID NINE FROM MY PALATIAL CONNECTICUT MANSION IS AT RINGSIDE. KIDMAN TOLD ME THAT IS SOMETHING CALLED A VICKIE GUERRERO.

ASKING TEDDY LONG IF HE CAN GET THAT OBAMA FOR WRESTLEMANIA, OR POST-WRESTLEMANIA PARTY WITH WRESTLEMANIA NINE THEME. HE'S SHAKING LIKE ALI. WEAK.

AT GORILLA, PRODUCING ANNOUNCER IDIOTS. TELLING LAWLER ONE MORE "JOKE" LIKE THAT DENTIST CRACK, AND I'M GOING TO DISALLOW ALL UNDERAGE GIRLS IN BACKSTAGE AREA. LAWLER SILENT, CONTEMPLATING WHAT HIS LIFE WOULD BE LIKE.

Caught up.

That Cena thing was priceless.

"After April 1st you ain't gonna be makin no more movies
You gonna need surgery just like you had on your boobies."

AT GORILLA, ASKING BRODUS CLAY IF HE SEES THE IRONY IN CENA TALKING ABOUT DWAYNE'S BOOBIES WHEN HE IS RE-DEBUTING. SASSY, SPARKLING DANCING SISTER 2 GIVING ME THE STINK EYE. THIS HAS POTENTIAL.

Author:	Drop In [ Mon Mar 12, 2012 5:49 pm ]
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Desperate times, desperate measures. With tensions running increasingly high between SmackDown General Manager Theodore Long and Interim General Manager of Monday Night Raw John Laurinaitis, the WWE Board of Directors was forced to take a drastic step. The nine-member panel released a letter stating that sole control of both Raw and SmackDown would be decided in a 12-Man Tag Team Match – Team Teddy vs. Team Johnny – at WrestleMania. Relations between the GMs began to deteriorate at Elimination Chamber when Laurinaitis announced his intention to govern both shows. Not surprisingly, Long took umbrage to the overt power grab and told Laurinaitis so in no uncertain terms, both in person and on Twitter, where @GMSmackDown and @WWERawGM have been strident in their criticism of each other. In an attempt to determine who might perform better as dual GM, one week before the Board released the letter, it allowed Long to run Raw while Laurinaitis took control of SmackDown. The one-upmanship was fierce with Long and Laurinaitis even competing against one another in a match that saw Teddy roll up Laurinaitis, a ring veteran, for the win. The Board decided that both men had performed their duties above expectation and that, to determine control of both shows, Long and Laurinaitis must each choose a six-man squad to compete against one another. At this point, neither man has chosen a single member of their respective team. However, with just three weeks until The Show of Shows in Miami, the struggle to land key Superstars is sure to be intense. And the competition among Superstars to be selected to those teams promises to be just as ferocious.

Author:	Don Tiny [ Mon Mar 12, 2012 5:59 pm ]
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Do I have to watch?

Author:	Drop In [ Mon Mar 12, 2012 6:01 pm ]
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Don Tiny wrote: Do I have to watch? This thread will probably be more entertaining.

Author:	A7X [ Mon Mar 12, 2012 6:04 pm ]
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Don't forget the Rock's concert and Cena's rap.

Author:	Drop In [ Mon Mar 12, 2012 6:19 pm ]
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CrankyVince wrote: AT GORILLA, ATTEMPTING TO HAVE SON-IN-LAW PAUL NAIL DOWN WHAT CLEVELAND SMELLS LIKE WITH THAT HONKER.

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Author:	schmitty1121 [ Mon Mar 12, 2012 7:14 pm ]
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I'm sure the Rock will give us "Smackdown Hotel" and Cena with a really bad rap.

Author:	Drop In [ Mon Mar 12, 2012 7:26 pm ]
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CrankyVince wrote: I'M THE TYPE OF GUY THAT CAN REALLY RELATE TO SOMEONE CALLED LEBRON JAMES RIGHT NOW. IF I WASN'T ME, DEATH WOULD BE AN OPTION. FUCK YOU CLEVELAND.

Author:	reents [ Mon Mar 12, 2012 7:36 pm ]
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The Miz could have a big night tonight, in his hometown and if I remember right, Psych's James Roday is supposed to be on since the Miz is on that this week. If not, he may want to pack his bags tommorow.

Author:	kujoe_7 [ Mon Mar 12, 2012 7:38 pm ]
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The fact that miz and zig whom have been in major storylines all year and don't have mania matches shows what a joke mania and the E have become in pushing the old attitude era paycheck stealing stars.

Author:	Drop In [ Mon Mar 12, 2012 7:41 pm ]
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kujoe_7 wrote: The fact that miz and zig whom have been in major storylines all year and don't have mania matches shows what a joke mania and the E have become in pushing the old attitude era paycheck stealing stars. Come on Kujoe. I'm a big Ziggler guy, but what sells tickets? Cena v Rock, or Cena v Ziggler. The Rock is making everyone more money. Do they need to do a better job elevating existing guys to new levels? Absolutely. But the guys pissed at Rock need to do a better job getting over.

Author:	Drop In [ Mon Mar 12, 2012 7:50 pm ]
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CrankyVince wrote: MOCKING JERICHO FOR HIS ODDLY SHAPED PECTORALS. MALENKO NODDING, STOIC.

Author:	jackref [ Mon Mar 12, 2012 7:52 pm ]
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reents wrote: The Miz could have a big night tonight, in his hometown and if I remember right, Psych's James Roday is supposed to be on since the Miz is on that this week. If not, he may want to pack his bags tommorow. Vince loves jobbing guys in their hometown - no way he is on the winning end of anything tonight.

Author:	kujoe_7 [ Mon Mar 12, 2012 7:55 pm ]
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The rock hype is what makes me mad could of been done so much better, and if it's a one and done what's really the point ? Zig and miz deserve at min a MITB match in order to stay current and steal the show. How much do u really expect out of the cena v rock match ? Neither one is up for any major spots or known for their in ring skill....

Author:	Drop In [ Mon Mar 12, 2012 8:06 pm ]
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Love me some Cena. Awesome.

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Author:	jackref [ Mon Mar 12, 2012 8:07 pm ]
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Great way to open. 5 min and a promo that is creative and gets to the point!

Author:	kujoe_7 [ Mon Mar 12, 2012 8:07 pm ]
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Nice promo Cena.....very old school and you deliver once again

Author:	Drop In [ Mon Mar 12, 2012 8:09 pm ]
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kujoe_7 wrote: The rock hype is what makes me mad could of been done so much better, and if it's a one and done what's really the point ? Zig and miz deserve at min a MITB match in order to stay current and steal the show. How much do u really expect out of the cena v rock match ? Neither one is up for any major spots or known for their in ring skill.... Both of those guys are more than able to give a solid 25 minute match. It won't make Meltzer cream, but it will be a good match. I absolutely want a MITB match. Ziggler could have won that instead of this stupid brand fight.

Author:	Drop In [ Mon Mar 12, 2012 8:18 pm ]
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CrankyVince wrote: AT GORILLA, ASKING KIDMAN WHY MAID NINE FROM MY PALATIAL CONNECTICUT MANSION IS AT RINGSIDE. KIDMAN TOLD ME THAT IS SOMETHING CALLED A VICKIE GUERRERO.

Author:	reents [ Mon Mar 12, 2012 8:19 pm ]
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So now there making Bryan sound like an abuser to AJ.

Author:	jackref [ Mon Mar 12, 2012 8:22 pm ]
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What did that sign say?? KRAMA ATE MY ??? Cleveland not disappointing.

Author:	Drop In [ Mon Mar 12, 2012 8:25 pm ]
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CrankyVince wrote: ASKING TEDDY LONG IF HE CAN GET THAT OBAMA FOR WRESTLEMANIA, OR POST-WRESTLEMANIA PARTY WITH WRESTLEMANIA NINE THEME. HE'S SHAKING LIKE ALI. WEAK.

Author:	Drop In [ Mon Mar 12, 2012 8:31 pm ]
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CrankyVince wrote: AT GORILLA, PRODUCING ANNOUNCER IDIOTS. TELLING LAWLER ONE MORE "JOKE" LIKE THAT DENTIST CRACK, AND I'M GOING TO DISALLOW ALL UNDERAGE GIRLS IN BACKSTAGE AREA. LAWLER SILENT, CONTEMPLATING WHAT HIS LIFE WOULD BE LIKE.

Author:	Terry's Peeps [ Mon Mar 12, 2012 8:40 pm ]
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Caught up. That Cena thing was priceless. "After April 1st you ain't gonna be makin no more movies You gonna need surgery just like you had on your boobies."

Author:	Drop In [ Mon Mar 12, 2012 8:44 pm ]
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Terry's Peeps wrote: Caught up. That Cena thing was priceless. "After April 1st you ain't gonna be makin no more movies You gonna need surgery just like you had on your boobies." There's room in my Cena fan club. However, there's very few people over thirteen. Lawler keeps trying to hit me up on Twitter.

Author:	Chris_in_joliet [ Mon Mar 12, 2012 8:46 pm ]
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Eve's boobies look wonderful.

Author:	Drop In [ Mon Mar 12, 2012 8:48 pm ]
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BRODUS!!!!!!!

Author:	chaspoppcap [ Mon Mar 12, 2012 8:50 pm ]
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Why? fuck it was bound to happen,they puttoo much time and effort in to Brotus. Oh,Drop In. Cranky Vince no longer funny.

Author:	Drop In [ Mon Mar 12, 2012 8:51 pm ]
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CrankyVince wrote: AT GORILLA, ASKING BRODUS CLAY IF HE SEES THE IRONY IN CENA TALKING ABOUT DWAYNE'S BOOBIES WHEN HE IS RE-DEBUTING. SASSY, SPARKLING DANCING SISTER 2 GIVING ME THE STINK EYE. THIS HAS POTENTIAL.