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PostPosted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 2:48 pm 
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the maryse nsfw version is here:
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Maryse or Kelly Kelly? Does it really matter?

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I'm picturing a 12 year old Bob Loblaw bitching out a Randy Savage Wrestling Buddy for botching his finisher. Also envisioning Bob Loblaw getting bitched at for lighting the living room table on fire for said finisher.


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I think Maryse is a tad bit hotter than Kelly Kelly, but I certainly wouldn't kick either out of bed.

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I think Maryse is a tad bit hotter than Kelly Kelly, but I certainly wouldn't kick either out of bed.



Really Dave just a tad. Really now . Really? I think she is one of the hottest of all time and knows it.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 3:42 pm 
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I think Maryse is a tad bit hotter than Kelly Kelly, but I certainly wouldn't kick either out of bed.



Really Dave just a tad. Really now . Really? I think she is one of the hottest of all time and knows it.


If I said "way hotter" than Kelly Kelly than it would seem like I thought Kelly Kelly wasn't attractive and she clearly is very attractive. But Maryse - yeah, she's easy on the eyes.

I might have to redo my top 5 Divas and move some people down to put Maryse higher.

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Is it wrong to want her to win just so I can see her covering up the other girl so erotically?

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Is it wrong to want her to win just so I can see her covering up the other girl so erotically?


absolutely not. it was the highlight of raw last night.

i just wish i could replace that corndog with my ......

i figure they are hard to compare, both blondes but different builds and looks. Kelly would break in half, Maryse looks pretty naughty, can't go wrong either way.

i also just realized Test is pretty awesome, he banged Keibler and Kelly Kelly.

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Test was pretty awesome Bob. Moment of silence for Andrew Martin...






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Reasons number 34 - 36

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I'm picturing a 12 year old Bob Loblaw bitching out a Randy Savage Wrestling Buddy for botching his finisher. Also envisioning Bob Loblaw getting bitched at for lighting the living room table on fire for said finisher.


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 3:06 pm 
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WresteMania Bump with some new pics. And dont forget the nsfw version: viewtopic.php?f=88&t=41161

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(last pic demonstrates how hot she is when compared to other "hot" chicks).

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I don't think the Bellas' are that hot and there is something about Kellys smile that turns me off.

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You are a very thorough man Mr. Loblaw. Thank you.

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to bad the "E" won't let the divas in playboy anymore......

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You are a very thorough man Mr. Loblaw. Thank you.


No problem its satisfying work. Lets all thank Maryse.

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I'm picturing a 12 year old Bob Loblaw bitching out a Randy Savage Wrestling Buddy for botching his finisher. Also envisioning Bob Loblaw getting bitched at for lighting the living room table on fire for said finisher.


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bump.I refuse to let this off the first page

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Thank you!

Do you think when Linda's senate campaign(!) is over, and Vince finally realizes that his current product blows goats, he gets in bed with Hef again? I think a Maryse spread (so to speak) would blow away all previous diva editions of that antiquated spank mag away.

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Do you think when Linda's senate campaign(!) is over, and Vince finally realizes that his current product blows goats, he gets in bed with Hef again? I think a Maryse spread (so to speak) would blow away all previous diva editions of that antiquated spank mag away.


She already posed.

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chaspoppcap wrote:
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Thank you!

Do you think when Linda's senate campaign(!) is over, and Vince finally realizes that his current product blows goats, he gets in bed with Hef again? I think a Maryse spread (so to speak) would blow away all previous diva editions of that antiquated spank mag away.


She already posed.


When? :shock: :shock:

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Good call, Chas, I haven't checked this one over in awhile. No such thing as too much Maryse.

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I'm picturing a 12 year old Bob Loblaw bitching out a Randy Savage Wrestling Buddy for botching his finisher. Also envisioning Bob Loblaw getting bitched at for lighting the living room table on fire for said finisher.


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PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2011 11:02 am 
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Looks like Maryse is making a comeback, she was slipping a little. First 6 are from wwe mexico tour last week with rosa

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Maryse looks better in those pictures with the sunglasses on... IMHO she has a bit of a masculine face, and when combined with the fake boobs it gives you that whole barbie doll thing which is just.... blargh.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not some internet superhero sitting here claiming that I'd spurn her advances out of some sort of holistically otherworldly standards for cockworthy genome receptacles... but if we're going to sit here and discuss the hottest of the hot, I'd rather go for someone a bit more natural / less synthetic than Maryse, who definitely registers in the ballpark on the Beth Ostrowsky horse-o-meter.

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PostPosted: Fri May 27, 2011 12:27 pm 
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OK you know what, I have to admit two things:

1) when i say she registers on the beth ostrosky horse-o-meter she's a 1-1.5 whereas beth, the golden mare, is a perfect 10.

2) in this picture posted earlier, without the pretense of a photo-shoot where she's just looking younger and more natural (i.e. no drawn-on eyebrows) she looks her best.... also that's prolly why i like the sunglasses pictures the best, as they're just her out in public covering up a chunk of her lightly-masculine face and without all the makeup and lighting and photoshopping and airbrushing and whatnot... but yeah, the maryse in this forthcoming picture is one who i'd give up a nut to have a proper weekend with:

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second addendum:

in defense of me, tell me that her face doesn't look like a man's face in this picture... IM(H/C)O (in my humble/correct opinion) when you've gotta start picking and choosing angles to avoid having thee target of your lust look like a man, it's a sign that her looks are slipping and she's under the knife a bit much.

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she looks like a retarded transvestite paris hilton drag queen in this picture.

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Actually, she has quite a few things that aren't at the top of my list (bad hair color, sometimes the tan is too orange, hair extensions that run down to the crack of her ass, etc), but I don't see the man-face thing. What I think makes her sexy is the the stuff that doesn't show up in the pictures like her french accent and the way she moves, the way she talks, etc. like this

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and her ass. quite a nice ass.

the maryse nsfw version gives a good indication on how bad the tit job is. I can't stand bad boob jobs that are disproportionate for the girls frame.
viewtopic.php?f=88&t=41161

It seems as technology improves, fake tits are getting worse. My personal favorites: Karen Angle

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I'm picturing a 12 year old Bob Loblaw bitching out a Randy Savage Wrestling Buddy for botching his finisher. Also envisioning Bob Loblaw getting bitched at for lighting the living room table on fire for said finisher.


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what a sad, sad day. I was hoping when she came back, they'd pair her up with the Miz to make him happy. She actually seems to be getting hotter in the more recent pics.

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Thanks Bob I needed that

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In the wake of the Swagger news, some new Maryse is in order. From the House of Maryse 2013 Swim Collection

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Wow,I went to the web site. Wow

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