Bork Lesnar is advertised for Raw in Brooklyn.

Fallout from MITB last night.

Keeping Score will take forever to recap it.

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Maybe some light will be shed to why in the hell RKO would be getting any kind of push. The guy kind of is what he is. Hopefully the Wyatt Family plans on dragging him out of the arena and to their cabin. I can't see any storyline they could build around him and the mitb briefcase that could be interesting other wise.

My love for the Wyatt family is growing even more. They can basically take any injured or just useless wrestler and drag them out of the arena and to their cabin for any amount of time. You can then cut awesome video promos each week with some kind of update.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Didn't see the ppv, did the Wyatt's have a role last night?

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Fuck Edwards and Zobrist

Brad Maddox starts off Raw.

Crowd should be nuts tonight.

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Cena is here to save you and then suck himself.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Cena can pick his own opponent for SummerFest.

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Cole does wrestle like a girl.

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"I could wrestle one of the Bella twins..."



Nice.

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Fandango?? interupting mr mitb

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Good god Fagdango sounds like some sort of phone heavy breather pervert.

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Val Venis is awful.

Summer Rae is not.

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Fagdango makes me miss Right to Censor.

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Me too.

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Making gifs off live events now doable.

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Gotta think Orkman jobs tonight.

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Not a bad match.

Still don't like Orkman.

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Mark Henry DOES WHAT HE DOES next.

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Looks like a Ziggler/ Big E feud is going to happen with Dolph breaking up with AJ

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

SHIELD interrupting Markus Aleksander Henry?

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Damn that was impressive, but confusing.

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Jerk.

Edit:Almost forgot
FUCK YOU KEEPING SCORE

ahem. after the first segment i thought the thread should have been 7/15 - Raw is Maddox, but then again how can you go wrong with BORK LASER?!?!

This adds to my (conspiracy?) theory that the only reason there wasn't a proper BORK LASER run in last night is that he strongarmed the contracts with the WWE and therefore they've only got him for a very specific # of PPVs which means that if he even does a ~2min run in at a PPV he prolly gets paid a full PPV salary like he would if he wrestled, so WWE obviously had to hold off on having him intervene til tonight, which is corny.

Furthermore, I wonder if BORK's contract is for a specific # of PPVs/RAWs (cuz he wouldn't fuck smackdown with a stolen dick, right? save the pre-taped "RAWRRRRR I'M GOING TO BREAK HHH'S OFFICE!!!!" bit, which man...... just think for that stupid little bit he prolly made more than 40% of the households in the USA) as opposed to specific PPVs, RAWs.... like maybe they got him for ~10-15 RAWs and ~3-4 PPV so like, they have to be extra careful about how they use him cuz like, man, you know BORK LASER: part-time jobber to the uber-stars..... shit, he has so much going on in his life that he can't sign a full-on contract with WWE that allows him to do the PPVs and show up on raw/SD whenever, because obviously BORK LASER > working-house-shows..... but like, blargh.... it's just all kinds of fucked up cuz i mean, he must be making some serious bank from WWE and have invested well with his UFC earlings cuz for the life of me I can't figure why he's on this special limited edition contract.... i mean what the fuck else does he have going on?

either that, or he plucked mark mero's bitch from the wrasslin' world and he lives a simple life on the farm in rural nebraska/wherever and he's cool with money cuz like, you don't exactly picture BORK driving around in a rolls royce with all kinds of jewelry going to the VIP section of the club making it rain on the hoes..... HE'S GOT SABLE YO!

Sophisticated High Society Debonairs: BORK LASER and SABEL

wow, i just babbled all of that circuitous crap for absolutely nothing. it's almost like i forgot about my emo moment on facebook today. c'est la vie!

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Oh yeah, and I'd be remiss if I didn't point out that Dolph DUMPING THE SHIT OUT OF AJ right there was awesome. We need to see crazy slutty twisted evil AJ back, and welp, you know Dolph's about to get screwed tonight..... and not in the usual way (cuz, duh, ask around.... April is all about giving out that head!)

So other than screwing Dolph, I wonder who she's gonna try and hook up with next..... a 3some with Fandango and Summer Rae? Maddox? Maybe she'll run back to Bryan.... Ortman would be funny.

But rest assured, AJ's gonna end up on someone else's arm before too long, cuz she's ended up on enough knobs to ensure she stays around the big picture for awhile!

HOW. DOES. JERICHO. TALKING. LIKE. DAN. BERNSTEIN. GET. HIM. CLOSER. TO. A. FOZZY. TOUR?!?!?!

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Del Rio - Ziggler rematch now.

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OK, I caught up. Great crowd tonight. Maddox is horrible. Bob Loblaw with live gif capabilities is absolutely frightening. It sickens me every time I say this, but Orton is inexplicably over.

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Del Rio just killed Zigggler.

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That fall could easily cause a concussion; good to see Ziggler not afraid to take that type of bump

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

Crazy AJ is back.

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Looking forward to the Big E/Dolph feud; Big E's twitter is pretty entertaining and I would like to see if that translates to his mic work

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

Speaking of mic work........R Truth up in this bitch.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Everytime I see R-Truth, why does the tag team of him and the Road Dogg pop in my head?

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."