"I could wrestle one of the Bella twins..."
Nice.
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Mon Jul 15, 2013 11:27 am ] |
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Bork Lesnar is advertised for Raw in Brooklyn. Fallout from MITB last night. Keeping Score will take forever to recap it. |
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| Author: | Urlacher's missing neck [ Mon Jul 15, 2013 11:32 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Raw Is Bork |
Maybe some light will be shed to why in the hell RKO would be getting any kind of push. The guy kind of is what he is. Hopefully the Wyatt Family plans on dragging him out of the arena and to their cabin. I can't see any storyline they could build around him and the mitb briefcase that could be interesting other wise. My love for the Wyatt family is growing even more. They can basically take any injured or just useless wrestler and drag them out of the arena and to their cabin for any amount of time. You can then cut awesome video promos each week with some kind of update. |
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| Author: | schmitty1121 [ Mon Jul 15, 2013 3:22 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Raw Is Bork |
Didn't see the ppv, did the Wyatt's have a role last night? |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Mon Jul 15, 2013 7:02 pm ] |
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Brad Maddox starts off Raw. Crowd should be nuts tonight. |
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| Author: | Urlacher's missing neck [ Mon Jul 15, 2013 7:03 pm ] |
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Terry's Peeps wrote: Brad Maddox starts off Raw. Crowd should be nuts tonight. Cena is here to save you and then suck himself. |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Mon Jul 15, 2013 7:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Raw Is Bork |
Cena can pick his own opponent for SummerFest. |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Mon Jul 15, 2013 7:07 pm ] |
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Cole does wrestle like a girl. |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Mon Jul 15, 2013 7:08 pm ] |
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"I could wrestle one of the Bella twins..." Nice. |
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| Author: | Urlacher's missing neck [ Mon Jul 15, 2013 7:10 pm ] |
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Fandango?? interupting mr mitb 
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Mon Jul 15, 2013 7:10 pm ] |
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Good god Fagdango sounds like some sort of phone heavy breather pervert. |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Mon Jul 15, 2013 7:11 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Raw Is Bork |
Val Venis is awful. Summer Rae is not. |
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| Author: | sjboyd0137 [ Mon Jul 15, 2013 7:12 pm ] |
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Terry's Peeps wrote: Val Venis is awful. Fagdango makes me miss Right to Censor. |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Mon Jul 15, 2013 7:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Raw Is Bork |
sjboyd0137 wrote: Terry's Peeps wrote: Val Venis is awful. Fagdango makes me miss Right to Censor. Me too. |
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| Author: | Bob Loblaw [ Mon Jul 15, 2013 7:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Raw Is Bork |
Making gifs off live events now doable.  
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Mon Jul 15, 2013 7:16 pm ] |
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Gotta think Orkman jobs tonight. |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Mon Jul 15, 2013 7:30 pm ] |
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Not a bad match. Still don't like Orkman. |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Mon Jul 15, 2013 7:32 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Raw Is Bork |
Mark Henry DOES WHAT HE DOES next. |
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| Author: | FrankDrebin [ Mon Jul 15, 2013 7:32 pm ] |
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Looks like a Ziggler/ Big E feud is going to happen with Dolph breaking up with AJ |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Mon Jul 15, 2013 7:38 pm ] |
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SHIELD interrupting Markus Aleksander Henry? |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Mon Jul 15, 2013 7:41 pm ] |
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Damn that was impressive, but confusing. |
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| Author: | sinicalypse [ Mon Jul 15, 2013 7:44 pm ] |
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Terry's Peeps wrote: Bork Lesnar is advertised for Raw in Brooklyn. Fallout from MITB last night. Keeping Score will take forever to recap it. Jerk. Edit:Almost forgot FUCK YOU KEEPING SCORE ahem. after the first segment i thought the thread should have been 7/15 - Raw is Maddox, but then again how can you go wrong with BORK LASER?!?! This adds to my (conspiracy?) theory that the only reason there wasn't a proper BORK LASER run in last night is that he strongarmed the contracts with the WWE and therefore they've only got him for a very specific # of PPVs which means that if he even does a ~2min run in at a PPV he prolly gets paid a full PPV salary like he would if he wrestled, so WWE obviously had to hold off on having him intervene til tonight, which is corny. Furthermore, I wonder if BORK's contract is for a specific # of PPVs/RAWs (cuz he wouldn't fuck smackdown with a stolen dick, right? save the pre-taped "RAWRRRRR I'M GOING TO BREAK HHH'S OFFICE!!!!" bit, which man...... just think for that stupid little bit he prolly made more than 40% of the households in the USA) as opposed to specific PPVs, RAWs.... like maybe they got him for ~10-15 RAWs and ~3-4 PPV so like, they have to be extra careful about how they use him cuz like, man, you know BORK LASER: part-time jobber to the uber-stars..... shit, he has so much going on in his life that he can't sign a full-on contract with WWE that allows him to do the PPVs and show up on raw/SD whenever, because obviously BORK LASER > working-house-shows..... but like, blargh.... it's just all kinds of fucked up cuz i mean, he must be making some serious bank from WWE and have invested well with his UFC earlings cuz for the life of me I can't figure why he's on this special limited edition contract.... i mean what the fuck else does he have going on? either that, or he plucked mark mero's bitch from the wrasslin' world and he lives a simple life on the farm in rural nebraska/wherever and he's cool with money cuz like, you don't exactly picture BORK driving around in a rolls royce with all kinds of jewelry going to the VIP section of the club making it rain on the hoes..... HE'S GOT SABLE YO!  Sophisticated High Society Debonairs: BORK LASER and SABEL wow, i just babbled all of that circuitous crap for absolutely nothing. it's almost like i forgot about my emo moment on facebook today. c'est la vie! |
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| Author: | sinicalypse [ Mon Jul 15, 2013 7:47 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Raw Is Bork |
Oh yeah, and I'd be remiss if I didn't point out that Dolph DUMPING THE SHIT OUT OF AJ right there was awesome. We need to see crazy slutty twisted evil AJ back, and welp, you know Dolph's about to get screwed tonight..... and not in the usual way (cuz, duh, ask around.... April is all about giving out that head!) So other than screwing Dolph, I wonder who she's gonna try and hook up with next..... a 3some with Fandango and Summer Rae? Maddox? Maybe she'll run back to Bryan.... Ortman would be funny. But rest assured, AJ's gonna end up on someone else's arm before too long, cuz she's ended up on enough knobs to ensure she stays around the big picture for awhile! HOW. DOES. JERICHO. TALKING. LIKE. DAN. BERNSTEIN. GET. HIM. CLOSER. TO. A. FOZZY. TOUR?!?!?! |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Mon Jul 15, 2013 7:48 pm ] |
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Del Rio - Ziggler rematch now. |
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| Author: | Drop In [ Mon Jul 15, 2013 7:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Raw Is Bork |
OK, I caught up. Great crowd tonight. Maddox is horrible. Bob Loblaw with live gif capabilities is absolutely frightening. It sickens me every time I say this, but Orton is inexplicably over. |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Mon Jul 15, 2013 7:54 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Raw Is Bork |
Del Rio just killed Zigggler. |
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| Author: | FrankDrebin [ Mon Jul 15, 2013 7:58 pm ] |
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Terry's Peeps wrote: Del Rio just killed Zigggler. That fall could easily cause a concussion; good to see Ziggler not afraid to take that type of bump |
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| Author: | Terry's Peeps [ Mon Jul 15, 2013 8:04 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Raw Is Bork |
Crazy AJ is back. 
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| Author: | FrankDrebin [ Mon Jul 15, 2013 8:09 pm ] |
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Looking forward to the Big E/Dolph feud; Big E's twitter is pretty entertaining and I would like to see if that translates to his mic work |
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| Author: | Urlacher's missing neck [ Mon Jul 15, 2013 8:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Raw Is Bork |
Speaking of mic work........R Truth up in this bitch. |
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| Author: | FrankDrebin [ Mon Jul 15, 2013 8:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Raw Is Bork |
Everytime I see R-Truth, why does the tag team of him and the Road Dogg pop in my head? |
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