Just for the sake of convenience. I'm really liking the looks of this year's All-Penitentary Team. Two pro bowl RB's, an up-and-coming WR, and likely a few Bengal offensive lineman before everything is done.

Even without a QB (for now), this team still goes 7-9.

Good start on defense with Dumervil being arrested over the weekend.

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Ryan Leaf may be Quarterback Emetrius.

This could be Paterno's chance to coach in the pros.

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Lynch made it so this team can clearly beat the Bears.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

How hard is it to hire a driver when you make millions? It's a cliche, sure, but 100% true. Why risk it?

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Well, we have our first pro bowler.

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Why you hatin' on AP?

I think our pro bolwers should be judged different here and when a guy gets arrested 3 times in 1 week that is far superior than anything AP has done.

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Zimmerman bond out already?

Is there a limit of players that 1 team can have, otherwise the Lions have this bitch covered.

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I think we're going to need a special exemption to add on to the 53 man roster by the end of the season.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Nah, there will be enough shot or stabbed that have to go on the injured list.

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One the many dumb things about the Lions arrests is that many of them have been in Michigan for possession of weed. Michigan's a med-marijuana state. Valid Michigan state id and you can get a much better grade of smoke and can have it on your person at all times.

Why would you tarnish the great name of Sterling Sharpe by showing the arrest of this name imposter.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Dez beat up mommy. Is your mother a prostitute?

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Kenny Britt, welcome to the team!

Why would anyone want to be in Effingham, IL?

Report: Chiefs cornerback Donald Washington arrested
Posted by Mike Florio

For 32 NFL teams, training camps can’t open soon enough.

Yet another player has been arrested, again for drunk driving. According to 97.9 XFM in Effingham, Illinois, Chiefs cornerback Donald Washington was arrested there on Thursday.

Stopped on I-70 for speeding on Thursday afternoon, an Illinois State Police trooper detected the odor of marijuana. He found a small quantity in a backpack in the trunk.

He was charged with driving under the influence of drugs, unlawful possession of marijuana, speeding and driving on a suspended license.

Bond was set at a whopping $20,000. Washington reportedly is due in court on August 23.

Washington, who played college football at Ohio State, is entering his fourth NFL season. He appeared in 12 games with three starts in 2011 and 12 games with two starts in 2010.

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Lions may have another arrest. A repeat offender from this off season but now a 2nd arrest. Stay tuned.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

It's no longer a rumor. Aaron Berry of the Lions has just collected his 2nd arrest of the off season for apparently waving a gun at three people from his car in some kind of road rage incident.

This comes days after the Lions meatball head coach ripped the Packers for spending a day of their aloted OTA time skeet shooting in an event that included local police. McCarthy responded to the slight by saying what a great event it was and how nice is was to see the players get handed a firearm from an officer, shoot the target and then hand the firearm back.......which was obviously mocking the relationship the Lions' players have had with law enforcement this off season.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

$20,000 bond? Yeah that's fair

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Lions cut CB Aaron Berry

ALLEN PARK, Mich. -- The Detroit Lions have cut cornerback Aaron Berry, two days after he was arrested for the second time this offseason.

General manager Martin Mayhew says the Lions terminated Berry's contract because of personal conduct that adversely affected the team. Lions president Tom Lewand says the team has stressed repeatedly that "there will be appropriate consequences when an expected standard of behavior is not upheld."

Berry was taken into custody early Saturday morning in Harrisburg, Pa., on three charges of simple assault.

Cpl. Kyle Gautsch of the Harrisburg Police Department said there "was a weapon allegedly brandished during the incident."

Berry, who is from Harrisburg, was also arrested in that area June 23 on suspicion of DUI, failure to stop and render aid in an accident and other counts.

"I would just hope that everybody just holds their judgment on this matter," said Corky Goldstein, Berry's lawyer. "There's a lot more to this situation. ... I know Aaron is very upset over this whole situation. Let's give the opportunity for all the facts to come out."

Berry was set to enter a diversionary program after the June arrest, the Detroit Free Press has reported. It was unknown how the cornerback's latest incident affected that deal.

Berry's attorney in the DUI case told the paper he was unaware of a second arrest.

"We are extremely disappointed by the reports involving Aaron Berry," the Lions said in a statement on their website Sunday. "We are currently gathering more information and will have further comment when appropriate."

Berry

Berry is entering his third NFL season. He started three games last season for the Lions and one the previous season.

The University of Pittsburgh product is the latest Lions player to be arrested this offseason.

Besides Berry's previous arrest, second-year players Nick Fairley and Mikel Leshoure have each been arrested twice since the season ended. Offensive tackle Johnny Culbreath also had a marijuana-related run-in with police this offseason, and monticellolive.com reported Friday that defensive tackle Corey Williams appeared in court Wednesday to face a DWI charge stemming from an arrest on June 18, 2011.

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HBO gets luckier and luckier.

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You know me like that.

I always thought Hope Solo was a lesbo.

I thought Stevens was going to be an absolute star in the league. He was unstoppable on the field at Washington

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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Oh, but he's such a nice guy off the field!

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

He is a maniac behind the wheel. This has to be the 4th time he has had some kind of strange and aggressive driving incident.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

I...L.L..

I believe Dwayne Goodrich just recently got out of prison for killing that guy while driving drunk.

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