The guy just kills me with his subtle but direct negative digs!
Something about it where it never sounds rude or super-critical, but it's still stright-forward and gets the point across in a folksy way.

He makes me laugh time after time, so I thought I'd create a place to store his best shit.


On Michael Pittman Jr.'s TD vs Green Bay in the first, he goes:

"I'd like to be able to tell you what Green Bay was tryin' to do on defense but I just don't. They got guys runnin' all over the place but there's noone outside to pick up Micahel Pittman. It was a fire drill on the back end

Bear in mind he was saying this as they were showin' the replay and sure enough a bunch of Packers are running across the screen as the camera is following Pittman

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You are going to be hard-pressed to find Troy's classic boners, as they are hidden deep in his ass.

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We Now Know That JOE BIDEN has been COMPROMISED by CHINA! (let that sink in)

Election 2020-The Largest Fraud in the History of Mankind.

*If you believe that Biden won, you also believe that Epstein killed himself*

It's easy to see his boner if you are a dude

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

That is fucking hilarious!

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We Now Know That JOE BIDEN has been COMPROMISED by CHINA! (let that sink in)

Election 2020-The Largest Fraud in the History of Mankind.

*If you believe that Biden won, you also believe that Epstein killed himself*