There is going to be an embarrassing exit for whatever team loses in KC v. Mia.

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On the bright side for the loser, the national broadcast is on Peacock only, so fewer eyes will see the exit.

WTF?

Who fucking cares. Fuck the NFL. Football is a sin. Praise Gaza.

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"football, beer and above all, gambling filled up the horizon of their minds. To keep them in control was not difficult.” -George Orwell, 1984

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If Orwell hates facism wait until he hears about muslimism

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LIONS
PACKERS
TAMPA

NINERS
LIONS

STEELERS
CHIEFS
TEXANS

RAVENS
TEXANS

LIONS-TEXANS

TEXANS

I'm sorry you're poor can't afford the five bucks a month.

I think all these games are good match ups except for Philly-Tampa. I see Philly being angry at their finish and killing them.

The rest of the games will be close games. A lot of exciting 4th quarters I think.

Browns over Texans
Chiefs over Dolphins
Bills over Steelers
Cowboys over Packers
Lions over Rams
Buccaneers over Eagles

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Going to be pretty cold at arrowhead.. I like kc, tua is a bum slayer, massive #s against the scrubs of the league and subpar against decent teams.

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keep me in your thoughts and prayers

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it'll definitely be an ugly game in KC. they're reminding me a little bit of philly, and both were represented in the SB last year. i don't see miami winning but i could totally see the bucs dispatching the eagles.

This is a harbinger of things to come. The NFL is the only major professional sport that has playoffs that don't primarily take place behind a pay wall. I see them following suit with all the others.

Browns over Texans
Chiefs over Dolphins
Steelers over Bills
Packers over Cowboys
Lions over Rams
Buccaneers over Eagles

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you guys need to acquaint yourselves with the cowboys work at home this year. They are going to crush the youngest team in the league (by 9.5 months).

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Playoff Cowgirls are different

When the average NFL career is roughly 4 years, 9.5 months seems like a lot.

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Brett Mason Rudolph III
Jordan Alexander Love
Tuanigamanuolepola Donny Tagovailoa
Coleridge Bernard Stroud IV

Playoff rookies? Tua loses. Steelers/Rudolph would lose if their QB mattered. JLove and CJ Stroud -- both win/cover.

Stroud better fucking beat the brakes off old man Flacco. I have Texans winning it all, solely on the basis of dude's 19th century Eng Lit name.


Brett Mason Rudolph III's name makes me wanna brain him with a helmet on general principles.

How the f do you pronounce this s, "Tuanigamanuolepola"

TOO-uh-ning-uh-mah-noo-oh-leh-po-luh TUNG o vigh LOH uh

JAL has a 00's chick porn star name

I love that Tua’s middle name is Donny.

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I could see everyone of these being wrong.

I really want to say the Dolphins win, but it is going to be really cold on Sat night in KC. Dolphins may freeze to death

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to you and Tony Romo

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Actually it is closer to 3.3 years.

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I am rethinking the Steelers prediction since Watt is definitely out. I also thought about taking the Rams over Detroit, but I'll stick with the Lions. The Packers are probably a bad pick, but I have no regard for Mike McCarthy.

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A shorter average career of an nfl player hurts your belief in the amazingness of these amazingly young amazing packers. The entire universe of players is young so being a touch younger is nothing more than an interesting fact. We've been using .8 years younger but that was wrong. They are a whopping .3 years younger than the next youngest team, the Rams*, who not only made the playoffs as well but had a better record. That is based on just using each players year age.

If you use their actual birthdate, the second youngest team, Cowboys, is 8 months or .67 years older. They, of course, also made the playoffs with a better record, but you'll have time to familiarize yourself this weekend with the impact those .67 years.

Even more telling, the oldest team, Saints*, is only 2.4 years older

That kind of info would have been information overload for Tony Romo so they only fed him the Packer stat to repeat at least five times. I tell you that because I care about you and all my Packer loving brothers. I don't want you to look foolish when you use that stat this weekend to make yourselves feel better about losing to the Cowboys

*at the start of the season

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2018

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They are .8 years away from the middle of the NFL.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Brock Purdy is barely any better than Mason Rudolph

if you're wagering on Joe Flacco you're betting on a QB who grades out worse than Justin Fields