NFL had to use scabs to write this season and apparently one of them leaked the upcoming season
script to r/not-making-this-shit-up

****SPOILERS BELOW*****


AFC SOUTH: TITAN | JAGUARS | TEXANS | COLTS
AFC WEST: CHIEFS | CHARGERS | BRONCOS | RAIDERS
AFC EAST: PATRIOTS | BILLS | DOLPHINS | JETS
AFC NORTH: RAVENS | BENGALS | STEELERS | BROWNS

TITANS
RAVENS
CHIEFS
PATRIOTS
BENGALS
BILLS
STEELERS

RAVENS OVER STEELERS
BILLS OVER CHIEFS
BENGALS OVER PATRIOTS

BILLS OVER TITANS
RAVENS OVER BENGALS

RAVENS OVER BILLS

NFC SOUTH: PANTHERS | SAINTS | HAWKS | RAYS
NFC WEST: SEAHAWKS | NINERS | CARDINALS | RAMS
NFC EAST: GIANTS | COMMANDERS | COWBOYS | EAGLES
NFC NORTH: LIONS | BEAR | PACK | KIRKS

LIONS
GIANTS
SEAHAWKS
PANTHERS
BEAR
COMMANDERS
NINERS

NINERS OVER GIANTS
SEAHAWKS OVER COMMANDERS
BEAR OVER PANTHERS

LIONS OVER NINERS
BEAR OVER SEAHAWKS

LIONS OVER BEAR

Super Bowl LVIII February 11, 2024, at Allegiant Stadium in Paradise, Nevada:

RAVENS OVER LIONS

MVP: LAMAR
OPOY: JUSTIN FIELDS
DPOY: SAUCE
OROY: JAHMYR GIBBS
DROY: WITHERSPOON
BREAKOUT: KENNY PICKETT
COMEBACK: ODELL BECK...J/K, DAMAR
COTY: VRABEL

AFC East
Jets
Dolphins
Bills
Patriots

AFC North
Bengals
Steelers
Ravens
Browns

AFC South
Jaguars
Titans
Texans
Colts

AFC West
Chiefs
Raiders
Chargers
Broncos

AFC Wild Card Teams
Dolphins
Steelers
Ravens


NFC East
Eagles
Commanders
Cowboys
Giants

NFC North
Lions
Vikings
Packers
Bears

NFC South
Saints
Buccaneers
Falcons
Panthers

NFC West
49ers
Rams
Seahawks
Cardinals

NFC Wild Card Teams
Commanders
Cowboys
Vikings

Super Bowl Winner
Bengals

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Nas: Blago, who has single handedly destroyed CFMB?

Blago: https://youtube.com/shorts/Lftdxd-YXt8?feature=share


“We cannot turn away from this truth in this election, putting patriotism ahead of partisanship is not an aspiration —it is our duty.” -Liz Cheney

AFC East
Bills
Dolphins
Jets
Patriots

AFC North
Bengals
Ravens
Browns
Steelers

AFC South
Jaguars
Titans
Texans
Colts

AFC West
Chiefs
Chargers
Broncos
Raiders…McDaniels launched

AFC Wild Card Teams
Dolphins
Chargers
Ravens


NFC East
Eagles
Cowboys
Commanders
Giants

NFC North
Bears
Vikings
Lions
Packers

NFC South…all <.500
Saints
Falcons
Buccaneers
Panthers

NFC West
49ers
Rams
Seahawks
Cardinals…pew, pew

NFC Wild Card Teams
Rams
Cowboys
Vikings

Super Bowl Winner
Eagles

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

Dan Campbell and his pet bull pulled over driving to Kansas City:

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Superbowl prediction :

Chiefs 38
Bears 23

Yes, the Bears out of the NFC

Packers vs Carolina in the NFC Championship game.

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Wattabout Kodak Black?

Bears’ worst nightmare.

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God would make it clear he hates the Bears.

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Nas: Blago, who has single handedly destroyed CFMB?

Blago: https://youtube.com/shorts/Lftdxd-YXt8?feature=share


“We cannot turn away from this truth in this election, putting patriotism ahead of partisanship is not an aspiration —it is our duty.” -Liz Cheney