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Whats a Packers QB and a dog have in common?
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Author:  IkeSouth [ Wed Oct 25, 2023 5:11 pm ]
Post subject:  Whats a Packers QB and a dog have in common?
Both should get an early retirement package :lol:
Author:  Caller Bob [ Wed Oct 25, 2023 5:25 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Whats a Packers QB and a dog have in common?
A woman is very afraid about the size of her opening...

Yes. The size of her opening

The woman goes to her mother and says "I'm so big down there, when I go marry Harry he is going to divorce me."

Her mother goes "Don't worry sweetheart, it runs in the family. Do what I did with your father. Go to the market, get some raw liver and put it in there, he'll never know the difference."

That's exactly what the woman does and they have 8 hours of sex after their marriage. She awakens at 10 a.m and he is gone but there is a note on her pillow that reads...

"My darling Harriet. To think that I waited a year to consummate our marriage our loving relationship makes my heart beat so loudly I’m surprised it didn’t wake you up! The only reason I’m not here now darling is that I’m at work to make enough money to buy you a house, a picket fence, we’ll have dogs and children. When the 5 o’clock dinner bell rings I will be home like the winged Gossamer of love in your arms.

Your loving husband, Harry.

P.S Your Caller Bob is in the sink."
Author:  IkeSouth [ Wed Oct 25, 2023 5:34 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Whats a Packers QB and a dog have in common?
whats jordan love and a vagina bag have in common NOTHING HAHAHAHA
Author:  good dolphin [ Thu Oct 26, 2023 7:29 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Whats a Packers QB and a dog have in common?
What's the difference between a joke and three dicks?

Packers fans can't take a joke
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