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Author:  good dolphin [ Mon Jan 08, 2024 11:49 am ]
Post subject:  2024 Playoffs

There is going to be an embarrassing exit for whatever team loses in KC v. Mia.

Author:  casual fan [ Mon Jan 08, 2024 12:31 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 2024 Playoffs

good dolphin wrote:
There is going to be an embarrassing exit for whatever team loses in KC v. Mia.


On the bright side for the loser, the national broadcast is on Peacock only, so fewer eyes will see the exit.

Author:  Nardi [ Mon Jan 08, 2024 2:15 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 2024 Playoffs

casual fan wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
There is going to be an embarrassing exit for whatever team loses in KC v. Mia.


On the bright side for the loser, the national broadcast is on Peacock only, so fewer eyes will see the exit.

WTF?

Author:  IkeSouth [ Mon Jan 08, 2024 2:18 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 2024 Playoffs

Who fucking cares. Fuck the NFL. Football is a sin. Praise Gaza.

Author:  good dolphin [ Mon Jan 08, 2024 2:56 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 2024 Playoffs

IkeSouth wrote:
Who fucking cares. Fuck the NFL. Football is a sin. Praise Gaza.


"football, beer and above all, gambling filled up the horizon of their minds. To keep them in control was not difficult.” -George Orwell, 1984

Author:  IkeSouth [ Mon Jan 08, 2024 3:26 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 2024 Playoffs

If Orwell hates facism wait until he hears about muslimism

Author:  Hussra [ Tue Jan 09, 2024 1:01 am ]
Post subject:  Re: 2024 Playoffs

LIONS
PACKERS
TAMPA

NINERS
LIONS

STEELERS
CHIEFS
TEXANS

RAVENS
TEXANS

LIONS-TEXANS

TEXANS

Author:  whitesoxfanfrank [ Tue Jan 09, 2024 1:05 am ]
Post subject:  Re: 2024 Playoffs

good dolphin wrote:
There is going to be an embarrassing exit for whatever team loses in KC v. Mia.


I'm sorry you're poor can't afford the five bucks a month.

Author:  Beardown [ Tue Jan 09, 2024 1:09 am ]
Post subject:  Re: 2024 Playoffs

I think all these games are good match ups except for Philly-Tampa. I see Philly being angry at their finish and killing them.

The rest of the games will be close games. A lot of exciting 4th quarters I think.

Author:  Curious Hair [ Tue Jan 09, 2024 1:25 am ]
Post subject:  Re: 2024 Playoffs

Browns over Texans
Chiefs over Dolphins
Bills over Steelers
Cowboys over Packers
Lions over Rams
Buccaneers over Eagles

Author:  312player [ Tue Jan 09, 2024 7:35 am ]
Post subject:  Re: 2024 Playoffs

good dolphin wrote:
There is going to be an embarrassing exit for whatever team loses in KC v. Mia.


Going to be pretty cold at arrowhead.. I like kc, tua is a bum slayer, massive #s against the scrubs of the league and subpar against decent teams.

Author:  good dolphin [ Tue Jan 09, 2024 8:35 am ]
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whitesoxfanfrank wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
There is going to be an embarrassing exit for whatever team loses in KC v. Mia.


I'm sorry you're poor can't afford the five bucks a month.


keep me in your thoughts and prayers

Author:  W_Z [ Tue Jan 09, 2024 8:39 am ]
Post subject:  Re: 2024 Playoffs

it'll definitely be an ugly game in KC. they're reminding me a little bit of philly, and both were represented in the SB last year. i don't see miami winning but i could totally see the bucs dispatching the eagles.

Author:  Warren Newson [ Tue Jan 09, 2024 8:42 am ]
Post subject:  Re: 2024 Playoffs

casual fan wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
There is going to be an embarrassing exit for whatever team loses in KC v. Mia.


On the bright side for the loser, the national broadcast is on Peacock only, so fewer eyes will see the exit.


This is a harbinger of things to come. The NFL is the only major professional sport that has playoffs that don't primarily take place behind a pay wall. I see them following suit with all the others.

Author:  Hussra [ Tue Jan 09, 2024 9:22 am ]
Post subject:  Re: 2024 Playoffs

https://www.thestreameast.to/v2/

https://www.reddit.com/r/KansasCityChiefs/comments/15pjdn7/how_to_stream_all_the_games/

Author:  Tall Midget [ Tue Jan 09, 2024 12:44 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 2024 Playoffs

Browns over Texans
Chiefs over Dolphins
Steelers over Bills
Packers over Cowboys
Lions over Rams
Buccaneers over Eagles

Author:  good dolphin [ Tue Jan 09, 2024 1:27 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 2024 Playoffs

you guys need to acquaint yourselves with the cowboys work at home this year. They are going to crush the youngest team in the league (by 9.5 months).

Author:  Hussra [ Tue Jan 09, 2024 1:32 pm ]
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Playoff Cowgirls are different

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Tue Jan 09, 2024 1:47 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 2024 Playoffs

good dolphin wrote:
you guys need to acquaint yourselves with the cowboys work at home this year. They are going to crush the youngest team in the league (by 9.5 months).

When the average NFL career is roughly 4 years, 9.5 months seems like a lot.

Author:  Hussra [ Tue Jan 09, 2024 1:52 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 2024 Playoffs

Brett Mason Rudolph III
Jordan Alexander Love
Tuanigamanuolepola Donny Tagovailoa
Coleridge Bernard Stroud IV

Playoff rookies? Tua loses. Steelers/Rudolph would lose if their QB mattered. JLove and CJ Stroud -- both win/cover.

Stroud better fucking beat the brakes off old man Flacco. I have Texans winning it all, solely on the basis of dude's 19th century Eng Lit name.


Brett Mason Rudolph III's name makes me wanna brain him with a helmet on general principles.

How the f do you pronounce this s, "Tuanigamanuolepola"

TOO-uh-ning-uh-mah-noo-oh-leh-po-luh TUNG o vigh LOH uh

JAL has a 00's chick porn star name

Author:  This Ends in Antioch [ Tue Jan 09, 2024 2:01 pm ]
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I love that Tua’s middle name is Donny.

Author:  Hussra [ Tue Jan 09, 2024 2:06 pm ]
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STFU Donny!

Author:  RFDC [ Tue Jan 09, 2024 2:58 pm ]
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Tall Midget wrote:
Browns over Texans
Chiefs over Dolphins
Steelers over Bills
Packers over Cowboys
Lions over Rams
Buccaneers over Eagles

I could see everyone of these being wrong.

I really want to say the Dolphins win, but it is going to be really cold on Sat night in KC. Dolphins may freeze to death

Author:  good dolphin [ Tue Jan 09, 2024 3:40 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 2024 Playoffs

Hawg Ass wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
you guys need to acquaint yourselves with the cowboys work at home this year. They are going to crush the youngest team in the league (by 9.5 months).

When the average NFL career is roughly 4 years, 9.5 months seems like a lot.


to you and Tony Romo

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Tue Jan 09, 2024 3:46 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 2024 Playoffs

good dolphin wrote:
Hawg Ass wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
you guys need to acquaint yourselves with the cowboys work at home this year. They are going to crush the youngest team in the league (by 9.5 months).

When the average NFL career is roughly 4 years, 9.5 months seems like a lot.


to you and Tony Romo

Actually it is closer to 3.3 years.

Author:  Tall Midget [ Tue Jan 09, 2024 3:50 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 2024 Playoffs

RFDC wrote:
Tall Midget wrote:
Browns over Texans
Chiefs over Dolphins
Steelers over Bills
Packers over Cowboys
Lions over Rams
Buccaneers over Eagles

I could see everyone of these being wrong.

I really want to say the Dolphins win, but it is going to be really cold on Sat night in KC. Dolphins may freeze to death


I am rethinking the Steelers prediction since Watt is definitely out. I also thought about taking the Rams over Detroit, but I'll stick with the Lions. The Packers are probably a bad pick, but I have no regard for Mike McCarthy.

Author:  good dolphin [ Tue Jan 09, 2024 5:18 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 2024 Playoffs

Hawg Ass wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
Hawg Ass wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
you guys need to acquaint yourselves with the cowboys work at home this year. They are going to crush the youngest team in the league (by 9.5 months).

When the average NFL career is roughly 4 years, 9.5 months seems like a lot.


to you and Tony Romo

Actually it is closer to 3.3 years.


A shorter average career of an nfl player hurts your belief in the amazingness of these amazingly young amazing packers. The entire universe of players is young so being a touch younger is nothing more than an interesting fact. We've been using .8 years younger but that was wrong. They are a whopping .3 years younger than the next youngest team, the Rams*, who not only made the playoffs as well but had a better record. That is based on just using each players year age.

If you use their actual birthdate, the second youngest team, Cowboys, is 8 months or .67 years older. They, of course, also made the playoffs with a better record, but you'll have time to familiarize yourself this weekend with the impact those .67 years.

Even more telling, the oldest team, Saints*, is only 2.4 years older

That kind of info would have been information overload for Tony Romo so they only fed him the Packer stat to repeat at least five times. I tell you that because I care about you and all my Packer loving brothers. I don't want you to look foolish when you use that stat this weekend to make yourselves feel better about losing to the Cowboys

*at the start of the season

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Tue Jan 09, 2024 7:07 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 2024 Playoffs

2018

Author:  Brick [ Wed Jan 10, 2024 8:48 am ]
Post subject:  Re: 2024 Playoffs

good dolphin wrote:
Hawg Ass wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
Hawg Ass wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
you guys need to acquaint yourselves with the cowboys work at home this year. They are going to crush the youngest team in the league (by 9.5 months).

When the average NFL career is roughly 4 years, 9.5 months seems like a lot.


to you and Tony Romo

Actually it is closer to 3.3 years.


A shorter average career of an nfl player hurts your belief in the amazingness of these amazingly young amazing packers. The entire universe of players is young so being a touch younger is nothing more than an interesting fact. We've been using .8 years younger but that was wrong. They are a whopping .3 years younger than the next youngest team, the Rams*, who not only made the playoffs as well but had a better record. That is based on just using each players year age.

If you use their actual birthdate, the second youngest team, Cowboys, is 8 months or .67 years older. They, of course, also made the playoffs with a better record, but you'll have time to familiarize yourself this weekend with the impact those .67 years.

Even more telling, the oldest team, Saints*, is only 2.4 years older

That kind of info would have been information overload for Tony Romo so they only fed him the Packer stat to repeat at least five times. I tell you that because I care about you and all my Packer loving brothers. I don't want you to look foolish when you use that stat this weekend to make yourselves feel better about losing to the Cowboys

*at the start of the season

They are .8 years away from the middle of the NFL.

Author:  Hussra [ Thu Jan 11, 2024 11:01 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: 2024 Playoffs

Image


Brock Purdy is barely any better than Mason Rudolph

if you're wagering on Joe Flacco you're betting on a QB who grades out worse than Justin Fields

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