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Author:  good dolphin [ Fri Feb 03, 2012 10:09 pm ]
Post subject:  Why Madonna

I'm trying to figure out what she brings that the NFL desires. She doesn't pick up younger viewers who have no idea who she is. She doesn't draw older viewers as she was the person they hated in the 80s. 30-60 year old males are already watching. Did they really need to reach 30-60 year old women when they could have had someone more acceptable to a plurality?

In addition, she's desperate to regain some attention. She almost needs to do something outrageous or she might as well call it a career.

Author:  bigfan [ Fri Feb 03, 2012 10:11 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Why Madonna

Heard her new song? lol

"Oh Mickey, your're so fine.... Oh Mickey"

She has a big name, she is now old, safe and sponsorable, it's all they care about.

Author:  spanky [ Fri Feb 03, 2012 10:12 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Why Madonna

She's a big name. She's sold lots and lots of albums. She's American. She's better than Lady Gaga. She's alive.


I'm out of reasons. Not really looking forward to it.

Author:  bigfan [ Fri Feb 03, 2012 10:13 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Why Madonna

I shall drop a huge deuce at half in her honor

Author:  good dolphin [ Fri Feb 03, 2012 10:30 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Why Madonna

by the way, Vision Quest is a great movie

Author:  Dr. Kenneth Noisewater [ Fri Feb 03, 2012 10:33 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Why Madonna

good dolphin wrote:
I'm trying to figure out what she brings that the NFL desires. She doesn't pick up younger viewers who have no idea who she is. She doesn't draw older viewers as she was the person they hated in the 80s. 30-60 year old males are already watching. Did they really need to reach 30-60 year old women when they could have had someone more acceptable to a plurality?

In addition, she's desperate to regain some attention. She almost needs to do something outrageous or she might as well call it a career.


Like you they are, in fact, looking to reach 30-60 year old women.

Author:  good dolphin [ Fri Feb 03, 2012 10:57 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Why Madonna

already reached one tonight before she left for dinner with her friends...take that you young whipersnappers

Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Sat Feb 04, 2012 12:16 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Why Madonna

Does this mean when Kristin Cavalleri and Cutler's son is the starting QB for the Bears in 2037 we are going to have to watch Lady Gaga do the halftime show as we cheer Jay Jr on to glory and try to live up to his fathers 3 SB rings and 2 SB MVP awards?

Author:  newper [ Sat Feb 04, 2012 12:16 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Why Madonna

Here are your top selling US bands with my commentary.

1 Beatles - Mostly dead, McCartney did it 2005
2 Elvis - Dead
3 Garth Brooks - He retired, now just does Vegas. Probably too country
4 Led Zeppelin - Too dead, but maybe a Jimmy Page solo thing?
5 Eagles - When hell freezes over; could they ever decide on what songs? Plus maybe want too much money -- might be easier to get a solo out artist out of them
6 Billy Joel - Definite in the next five years
7 Pink Floyd - Mostly dead and English -- Waters may do it at some point?
8 Elton John - English and a bit of a poofer
9 Barbra Streisand - Not for football
10 AC/DC - Should happen in next five years. A little edgier than NFL would like. Kind of Aussie too.
11 Michael Jackson - Dead
12 George Strait - Too country, might be dead for all I know.
13 Aerosmith - 2001
14 The Rolling Stones - 2006
15 Bruce Springsteen - 2009
16 Madonna - 2012
17 Mariah Carey - Not for football
18 Metallica - Too hardcore and scary for America
19 Van Halen - This hasn't happened yet? Within the next three years, mark it down.
20 Whitney Houston - Not for football
21 U2 - 2002
22 Kenny Rogers - Too country/old
23 Celine Dion - Not for football
t24 Fleetwood Mac - Too broken up/Britishy
t24 Neil Diamond - Too old
t26 Shania Twain - 2003
t26 Kenny G - No vocals and the hair is a problem
28 Journey - Without Perry, this is a tougher sell. Maybe in the next decade if they need someone.
29 Alabama - Way too country
30 Guns N' Roses - Probably would work, but I fear a little edgy for America.

Others who might appear at some point: Meatloaf, Alanis Morrisette, Backstreet Boys/N*SYNC (ugh), Dire Straits (would be cool but British), Bon Jovi

Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Sat Feb 04, 2012 12:19 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Why Madonna

newper wrote:
t24 Neil Diamond - Too old


If this wasnt my sons wedding I would punch you right in the mouth you anti-Diamondite son of a bitch.

Author:  newper [ Sat Feb 04, 2012 12:22 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Why Madonna

Hank Scorpio wrote:
newper wrote:
t24 Neil Diamond - Too old

If this wasnt my sons wedding I would punch you right in the mouth you anti-Diamondite son of a bitch.

In a true story, I did karaoke at my own wedding during the best man's speech at his prompting to Cracklin' Rosie as that was the one song I could actually do karaoke to. :)

Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Sat Feb 04, 2012 12:24 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Why Madonna

newper wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
newper wrote:
t24 Neil Diamond - Too old

If this wasnt my sons wedding I would punch you right in the mouth you anti-Diamondite son of a bitch.

In a true story, I did karaoke at my own wedding during the best man's speech at his prompting to Cracklin' Rosie as that was the one song I could actually do karaoke to. :)


I take back what I said. You are one magnificent human being. Karaoke + Wedding + Diamond = BEST NIGHT EVER

Author:  newper [ Sat Feb 04, 2012 12:28 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Why Madonna

Hank Scorpio wrote:
newper wrote:
In a true story, I did karaoke at my own wedding during the best man's speech at his prompting to Cracklin' Rosie as that was the one song I could actually do karaoke to. :)

I take back what I said. You are one magnificent human being. Karaoke + Wedding + Diamond = BEST NIGHT EVER

The weird part was, I was nervous at other points during the wedding but as soon as Diamond hit, I was in my comfort zone.

Author:  Beardown [ Sat Feb 04, 2012 12:48 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Why Madonna

The NFL doesn't pick half time people for viewers anymore. They don't need to do that now. EVERYBODY watches. They get between 105 and 115 million viewers no matter what. Viewership doesn't depend on the halftime. People watch halftime cuz it's become a "thing" no matter who is doing it. There is nothing else on anyway. Where are you gonna go? They picked Madonna cuz they haven't done her yet. That's all.

Author:  Colonel Angus [ Sat Feb 04, 2012 1:39 am ]
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You guy's think an old Madonna is safe, but I bet you she shows her hootch before the set ends.

Author:  W_Z [ Sat Feb 04, 2012 11:54 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Why Madonna

newper wrote:
Here are your top selling US bands with my commentary.

1 Beatles


:|

Author:  newper [ Sat Feb 04, 2012 12:00 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Why Madonna

W_Z wrote:
newper wrote:
Here are your top selling US bands with my commentary.

1 Beatles


:|

I should have said top sellers in the US... who am I crappin?

Author:  lipidquadcab [ Sat Feb 04, 2012 12:35 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Why Madonna

newper, the "not for football" tag you are applying to some of those might be true, but I'd say the fact that Madonna is doing this year's show is proof that isn't going to stop them.

Author:  good dolphin [ Sat Feb 04, 2012 4:51 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Why Madonna

newper wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
newper wrote:
t24 Neil Diamond - Too old

If this wasnt my sons wedding I would punch you right in the mouth you anti-Diamondite son of a bitch.

In a true story, I did karaoke at my own wedding during the best man's speech at his prompting to Cracklin' Rosie as that was the one song I could actually do karaoke to. :)


Did they put hay on the floor so the guests didn't step in cow pies?

Author:  Colonel Angus [ Sat Feb 04, 2012 5:18 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Why Madonna

Keeping Score wrote:
Colonel Angus wrote:
You guy's think an old Madonna is safe, but I bet you she shows her hootch before the set ends.


:lol:

There's only one here who could handle Madonna in the bedroom, whether it was back in the day, or even now.

And his name is Regular Reader.

:lol: She's probably too old for him.

Author:  reents [ Sat Feb 04, 2012 6:45 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Why Madonna

Hank Scorpio wrote:
Does this mean when Kristin Cavalleri and Cutler's son is the starting QB for the Bears in 2037 we are going to have to watch Lady Gaga do the halftime show as we cheer Jay Jr on to glory and try to live up to his fathers 3 SB rings and 2 SB MVP awards?

:lol:

Author:  a retard [ Sat Feb 04, 2012 7:54 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Why Madonna

In recent years we have had old white guys, old black women (Prince), now old white women (Madonna). What about an old black guy? I would really enjoy Buddy Guy but Stevie Wonder would also work.

Author:  Chilli Palmer [ Sat Feb 04, 2012 11:15 pm ]
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good dolphin wrote:
by the way, Vision Quest is a great movie

This.

Author:  spanky [ Sat Feb 04, 2012 11:21 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Why Madonna

a retard wrote:
In recent years we have had old white guys, old black women (Prince), now old white women (Madonna). What about an old black guy? I would really enjoy Buddy Guy but Stevie Wonder would also work.

If you didn't like Prince's halftime performance, you just don't/won't like any. Still say it was the best I ever saw.

Buddy Guy has the same national Q-rating as you and I do. Only dedicated blues fans and Chicago residents know him (they could have Wilco join him on stage!).

Stevie would be great, IMO. Good suggestion.

Author:  Urlacher's missing neck [ Sat Feb 04, 2012 11:24 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Why Madonna

newper wrote:
Here are your top selling US bands with my commentary.


3 Garth Brooks - He retired, now just does Vegas. Probably too country
12 George Strait - Too country, might be dead for all I know.
22 Kenny Rogers - Too country/old
29 Alabama - Way too country


I can not stop laughing at this. It is unexplainable but somehow too country and way too country have uncontrollably laughing. I am picturing an old and heavily bearded Alabama playing an audition for the Comish like Marty did in Back to the Future only to be told by him that they are Way too Country.

Author:  FavreFan [ Sun Feb 05, 2012 6:42 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Why Madonna

spanky wrote:
a retard wrote:
In recent years we have had old white guys, old black women (Prince), now old white women (Madonna). What about an old black guy? I would really enjoy Buddy Guy but Stevie Wonder would also work.

If you didn't like Prince's halftime performance, you just don't/won't like any. Still say it was the best I ever saw.

Buddy Guy has the same national Q-rating as you and I do. Only dedicated blues fans and Chicago residents know him (they could have Wilco join him on stage!).

Stevie would be great, IMO. Good suggestion.

I agree on Prince. Disagree on Buddy Guy. He's fairly well known nationally to those who like good music.

Author:  lipidquadcab [ Sun Feb 05, 2012 8:13 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Why Madonna

FavreFan wrote:
He's fairly well known nationally to those who like good music.

Not sure this is the demographic they are targeting.

Author:  Rod [ Sun Feb 05, 2012 8:23 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Why Madonna

spanky wrote:
If you didn't like Prince's halftime performance, you just don't/won't like any. Still say it was the best I ever saw.


Absolutely. It was fucking great. If I were Dave Grohl I would never play "Best Of You" again. I figure he must have been watching the Super Bowl somewhere and said to himself, "Holy Fuck, now I know how Dylan must have felt when he heard Jimi's version of 'All Along The Watchtower'".

Author:  lipidquadcab [ Sun Feb 05, 2012 9:41 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Why Madonna

I'll take the Foo Fighters version.

Author:  FavreFan [ Sun Feb 05, 2012 2:21 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Why Madonna

lipidquadcab wrote:
FavreFan wrote:
He's fairly well known nationally to those who like good music.

Not sure this is the demographic they are targeting.

:lol:

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