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Alex Smith is playing extremely well. I wish I could be impressed, but his arm is too weak for this to be real.

I wonder if Andy Reid has swapped out his play chart for a takeout menu yet.

I'm strongly considering going out to shovel and coming back for Iggles/Saints tonight.

we're getting snow but it's only a light frosting so far. you're already accumulating shovel-level snow up there?

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:( that sucks, boyd...hope you have plenty of liquid decompression to supplement.

I hope KC keeps it up because there's nothing better than knowing a wife-abusing bandwagoner Colts/Peyton fan is gon' get all pissy and shitty about HIS Colts.
P.S. - he's originally from Temecula, CA. and I wish that Caller Bob every level of uncomfort as US law would allow.

shirtless driver wrote:

W_Z wrote:

:( that sucks, boyd...hope you have plenty of liquid decompression to supplement.

My currently unopened bottle of Jack may be getting a workout tonight.

shirtless driver wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Alex Smith is playing extremely well. I wish I could be impressed, but his arm is too weak for this to be real.

He isn't a bad QB.

I'm just on pins and needles here...do the Chiefs break SomeGuy's heart, yet again or do they actually advance in the playoffs for the first time in a million years?

Author:	sjboyd0137 [ Sat Jan 04, 2014 5:24 pm ]
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I almost want to see KC win here to watch Andy Reid stumble around all confused next week. No Jamal Charles...is Indy really this bad?

Author:	NearWessSideHussra [ Sat Jan 04, 2014 5:26 pm ]
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Colts like to spot teams a couple TD's, ya know, to make it interesting.

Author:	sinicalypse [ Sat Jan 04, 2014 5:37 pm ]
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you know, a snowstorm in late-feb 2007 meant that instead of arriving in NYC for the first time at 3pm sunday with my future-ex-girlfriend prolly ready to blow me in the nearest "family restroom", i arrived at 4:52am on a miserable snowy/slushy monday morning. after shitting a fireball i get streetside and my first glance upon the visage of new york fucking city was a cab with an LED/LCD display up top saying PEYTON MANNING, COLTS, DEFEAT BEARS IN SUPER BOWL XLI 29-17" --- which led me to randomly blurt out "OH FUCK YOU" which elicited an instant disjointed/atmospheric response of "NO FUCK YOU BUDDY" tl;dr = fuck the stupid fucking colts up their stupid fucking asses. seeing them down 24-7 rather quickly despite the presence of their downs-syndrome-superhero QB = a-ok in my book. midaswell go for a 49-7 loss cuz frank reich ain't coming to save this one.

Author:	W_Z [ Sat Jan 04, 2014 5:40 pm ]
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richardson's fumble was an abomination. cleveland got to have a little titter there.

Author:	NearWessSideHussra [ Sat Jan 04, 2014 5:41 pm ]
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Luck could've picked up another 10 yards on that run, or even broke it for a TD. Kendrick Lewis is probably 5'11 190 to Luck's 6'4' 250. Von Miller was bouncing off Luck trying to tackle him when they played.

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Author:	leashyourkids [ Sat Jan 04, 2014 5:44 pm ]
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There is a lot of bad safety play in the NFL.

Author:	sjboyd0137 [ Sat Jan 04, 2014 5:45 pm ]
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I wonder if Andy Reid has swapped out his play chart for a takeout menu yet. I'm strongly considering going out to shovel and coming back for Iggles/Saints tonight.

Author:	W_Z [ Sat Jan 04, 2014 5:48 pm ]
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we're getting snow but it's only a light frosting so far. you're already accumulating shovel-level snow up there?

Author:	SomeGuy [ Sat Jan 04, 2014 5:50 pm ]
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leashyourkids wrote: Alex Smith is playing extremely well. I wish I could be impressed, but his arm is too weak for this to be real. He isn't a bad QB. I'm just on pins and needles here...do the Chiefs break SomeGuy's heart, yet again or do they actually advance in the playoffs for the first time in a million years?

Author:	sinicalypse [ Sat Jan 04, 2014 5:51 pm ]
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sjboyd0137 wrote: I wonder if Andy Reid has swapped out his play chart for a takeout menu yet. I'm strongly considering going out to shovel and coming back for Iggles/Saints tonight. yeah i think you're pretty much on point with that one. i just got done shoveling and i'm due to go pick up my chinese food after this message.... while indy has made a habit out of having compelling 2nd half comebacks this season, i think the chiefs are stout enough behind the gay-manager alex smith to hold off a quarterback who has yet to live up to his name. that said, i don't think the chiefs are really a threat to go out and win a damn super bowl this year.... especially with a potentially-"woozy" (a la chris chandelier) jamaal charles. if he's out then they're out, cuz a top flight offense like denver, if not a properly motivated offense like san diego, can take them to the woodshed and be like "whatch00 got, alex smith?" and, as always, his best answer would be "colin kaepernick's phone number"

Author:	sjboyd0137 [ Sat Jan 04, 2014 5:52 pm ]
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W_Z wrote: we're getting snow but it's only a light frosting so far. you're already accumulating shovel-level snow up there? It's been snowing since 11. Stuff has been blown all over from last night. I'm thinking I may get out ahead of it for now because my wife is sick, so I'm the only one that can do it. And if this shit isn't powder, it's going to really suck. But I digress.

Author:	W_Z [ Sat Jan 04, 2014 5:56 pm ]
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that sucks, boyd...hope you have plenty of liquid decompression to supplement.

Author:	sjboyd0137 [ Sat Jan 04, 2014 5:58 pm ]
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W_Z wrote: :( that sucks, boyd...hope you have plenty of liquid decompression to supplement. My currently unopened bottle of Jack may be getting a workout tonight.

Author:	shirtless driver [ Sat Jan 04, 2014 6:12 pm ]
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I hope KC keeps it up because there's nothing better than knowing a wife-abusing bandwagoner Colts/Peyton fan is gon' get all pissy and shitty about HIS Colts. P.S. - he's originally from Temecula, CA. and I wish that Caller Bob every level of uncomfort as US law would allow.

Author:	sjboyd0137 [ Sat Jan 04, 2014 6:33 pm ]
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Well...only about an inch and a half so far here in Gurnee. In other stories... It's really nice that the NHL network has the Hockey Night in Canada simulcast from CBC, but I have no desire whatsoever to watch the fucking Rangers and Maple Leafs...the alternate Sens/Habs game is far more attractive to help me kill time before the second game tonight, but alas, I don't get to watch it because I don't have the Center Ice package. And there's nothing else on. Long story short, this game blows.

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Author:	pittmike [ Sat Jan 04, 2014 6:14 pm ]
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shirtless driver wrote: I hope KC keeps it up because there's nothing better than knowing a wife-abusing bandwagoner Colts/Peyton fan is gon' get all pissy and shitty about HIS Colts. P.S. - he's originally from Temecula, CA. and I wish that Caller Bob every level of uncomfort as US law would allow. ??

Author:	W_Z [ Sat Jan 04, 2014 6:19 pm ]
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sjboyd0137 wrote: W_Z wrote: :( that sucks, boyd...hope you have plenty of liquid decompression to supplement. My currently unopened bottle of Jack may be getting a workout tonight.

Author:	conns7901 [ Sat Jan 04, 2014 6:24 pm ]
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Luck doing his Manning post season impression today.

Author:	W_Z [ Sat Jan 04, 2014 6:46 pm ]
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starting to get a tad interesting...

Author:	sjboyd0137 [ Sat Jan 04, 2014 6:50 pm ]
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Give me another Indy TD, and I buy the comeback. When I was outside, this game had me thinking about the Houston/Buffalo game from 92.

Author:	Nas [ Sat Jan 04, 2014 6:51 pm ]
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Luck is in a rhythm and every Chief player is concussed.

Author:	leashyourkids [ Sat Jan 04, 2014 6:57 pm ]
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SomeGuy wrote: leashyourkids wrote: Alex Smith is playing extremely well. I wish I could be impressed, but his arm is too weak for this to be real. He isn't a bad QB. I'm just on pins and needles here...do the Chiefs break SomeGuy's heart, yet again or do they actually advance in the playoffs for the first time in a million years? I was kidding. I've always liked Alex Smith, and he's playing a hell of a game.