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Author:  jimmypasta [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 12:04 pm ]
Post subject:  Simulating taking a dump in SB49

Lifetime ban?

I mean I enjoy a good dance but what's next?

Hey,maybe the next clown can simulate sploogin' on the football.

Author:  billypootons [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 12:12 pm ]
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jimmypasta wrote:
Hey,maybe the next clown can simulate sploogin' on the football.


was kinda already done a couple of months ago

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Author:  jimmypasta [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 12:16 pm ]
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Make Baldwin the sacrificial lamb and ban him from the NFL.

If they did,I bet it stops next season!

Enough of this shit!


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Author:  rogers park bryan [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 12:17 pm ]
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jimmypasta wrote:
Enough of this shit!


This pun = reason for the thread

Author:  Apologist [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 12:20 pm ]
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Jimmy please log off the internet for a while. get some air, a scone perhaps

Author:  jimmypasta [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 12:20 pm ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
Enough of this shit!


This pun = reason for the thread


I set up my own crap,I guess.

Author:  Apologist [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 12:20 pm ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
jimmypasta wrote:
Enough of this shit!


This pun = reason for the thread

:lol:

Author:  jimmypasta [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 12:20 pm ]
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Apologist wrote:
Jimmy please log off the internet for a while. get some air, a scone perhaps


Scones make me shit footballs.

Author:  spmack [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 12:21 pm ]
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Apologist wrote:
Jimmy please log off the internet for a while. get some air, a scone perhaps

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 12:22 pm ]
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I hated the celebration and Im glad a guy like Baldwin who craves the spotlight fucked up his chance to BE the spotlight for 10 seconds in front of the whole world by acting like a jack ass


Be funny or creative or just hand the ball to the ref

Author:  jimmypasta [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 12:25 pm ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
I hated the celebration and Im glad a guy like Baldwin who craves the spotlight fucked up his chance to BE the spotlight for 10 seconds in front of the whole world by acting like a jack ass


Be funny or creative or just hand the ball to the ref



Thanks for your opinion. I respect that answer and agree with it. I'm dead serious about the NFL acting on this with some kind of fine. 50 million people watching and this guy wants to embarass his profession like this?

Author:  Douchebag [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 12:26 pm ]
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jimmypasta wrote:
50 million people watching and this guy wants to embarass his profession like this?

Roger Goodell embarasses his profession every single day.

Author:  Curious Hair [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 12:41 pm ]
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Are you going to make it through this, Jimmy?

Author:  jimmypasta [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 12:43 pm ]
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Curious Hair wrote:
Are you going to make it through this, Jimmy?


What the outrage over the dump or the snow?

Author:  Nas [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 12:52 pm ]
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I'm a hand the ball to the ref type of guy but I've never understood the outrage over celebrations.

Author:  Curious Hair [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 12:55 pm ]
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People just get extra-edgy over the Seahawks. I mean, they're the blackest thing to hit Seattle since coffee.

Author:  Nas [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 12:57 pm ]
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Curious Hair wrote:
People just get extra-edgy over the Seahawks. I mean, they're the blackest thing to hit Seattle since coffee.


People have been outraged before Seattle even mattered.

Author:  Douchebag [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 12:58 pm ]
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Nas wrote:
I'm a hand the ball to the ref type of guy but I've never understood the outrage over celebrations.

Players are too uppity.

I'm not sure why I never see outrage over Jared Allen "roping a calf" after he gets a sack.

Author:  bigfan [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:01 pm ]
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Douchebag wrote:
Nas wrote:
I'm a hand the ball to the ref type of guy but I've never understood the outrage over celebrations.

Players are too uppity.

I'm not sure why I never see outrage over Jared Allen "roping a calf" after he gets a sack.


Because it isnt offensive, unless you are a Bears fan and you see it with 6 minutes left losing by 10 late in November in a meaningless game!

Author:  Douchebag [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:04 pm ]
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bigfan wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
Nas wrote:
I'm a hand the ball to the ref type of guy but I've never understood the outrage over celebrations.

Players are too uppity.

I'm not sure why I never see outrage over Jared Allen "roping a calf" after he gets a sack.


Because it isnt offensive

Neither is signing a football with a sharpie, or taking out a cell phone that you stashed in the upright post, but you would have thought the world ended after those celebrations happened.

Author:  K Effective [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:05 pm ]
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Those of us who have never had the ego required to succeed at the professional level are put off by those who do.

Not sure how this guy figured to monetize this action

Author:  bigfan [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:08 pm ]
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Why do you close the door or stall when taking a dump? Because nobody wants to see it.

Why do men go into a room to piss in a urinal?

if you feel that those things should be seen in public, then I understand why simulating a crap to you is OK....I am OK with them not showing an idiot simulating someone taking a dump. I dont want to see the real thing and dont want to see the simulation and guessing I would have some support in this area.

Author:  bigfan [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:09 pm ]
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K Effective wrote:
Those of us who have never had the ego required to succeed at the professional level are put off by those who do.

Not sure how this guy figured to monetize this action


The premeditated portion of this action really puts this guy into the dumb hall of fame.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:13 pm ]
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Douchebag wrote:
bigfan wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
Nas wrote:
I'm a hand the ball to the ref type of guy but I've never understood the outrage over celebrations.

Players are too uppity.

I'm not sure why I never see outrage over Jared Allen "roping a calf" after he gets a sack.


Because it isnt offensive

Neither is signing a football with a sharpie, or taking out a cell phone that you stashed in the upright post, but you would have thought the world ended after those celebrations happened.

I have ripped the roping thing every time Ive ever seen it.

Author:  Nas [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:16 pm ]
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I guess we just need to be outraged by something. Unless he actually pulled down his pants I don't see anything wrong with it. It's just another touchdown celebration to me. Some are good and others are bad.

Author:  Nas [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:18 pm ]
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What's wrong with a sack celebration? Now we are asking for players playing a violent testosterone filled game to act like robots after doing something good. That seems reasonable.

Author:  billypootons [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:21 pm ]
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Nas wrote:
What's wrong with a sack celebration? Now we are asking for players playing a violent testosterone filled game to act like robots after doing something good. That seems reasonable.


you'd think celebrating great plays would fit meatball mantra... but meatball fans have been trained that you respect the game and hand the ball to the ref... because back when football players made peanuts that what they did

Author:  badrogue17 [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:23 pm ]
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Nas wrote:
What's wrong with a sack celebration? Now we are asking for players playing a violent testosterone filled game to act like robots after doing something good. That seems reasonable.

How on earth did players manage not to do anything of the sort pre Gastineau? Unless you count the time Merlin Olsen scored the FTD endorsement after he pulled his drawers down and took that tulip out of his asscrack after sacking Fran Tarkenton and laid it on his chest while he was on the ground.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:24 pm ]
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Nas wrote:
What's wrong with a sack celebration? Now we are asking for players playing a violent testosterone filled game to act like robots after doing something good. That seems reasonable.

Nothing if its good.

I just find the roping and shitting to be two particularly terrible celebrations.


I loved most of Chad Johnson and TO's stuff

Author:  billypootons [ Mon Feb 02, 2015 1:25 pm ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Nas wrote:
What's wrong with a sack celebration? Now we are asking for players playing a violent testosterone filled game to act like robots after doing something good. That seems reasonable.

Nothing if its good.

I just find the roping and shitting to be two particularly terrible celebrations.


I loved most of Chad Johnson and TO's stuff


nbc did baldwin a favor by not showing that on TV... that would have followed him the rest of his career

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