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| Author: | Peoria Matt [ Thu Jun 04, 2015 8:35 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Von Miller stinks. |
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-foo ... frequently Since John Elway has taken over football operations in Denver, the Broncos have: somehow and someway made the playoffs with Tim Tebow playing quarterback successfully courted Peyton Manning gone to the Super Bowl started enforcing a fart tax in meetings One of those factoids is more impressive and unheard of than the rest of them (and no, I'm not talking about making the playoffs with Tebow). That would be the "fart tax," which I promise you, is not something I'm making up. Well then, how do we know this so-called fart tax? Von Miller, the team's star linebacker, was happy to talk all about it: Von Miller said the Broncos have a fine system for, um, flatulence in meetings. Said he thinks he's been fined the most. — Nicki Jhabvala (@NickiJhabvala) June 3, 2015 And yes, he provided details: Since I've received numerous inquires about the Broncos' Fart Tax, I'm gonna let Von explain. NFL dieting ain't easy. pic.twitter.com/OTAAaI8t82 — Nicki Jhabvala (@NickiJhabvala) June 3, 2015 Von Miller, the Broncos' sack and fart machine, has a point. Let the man fart for free. |
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| Author: | Cicero Dave [ Mon Jun 08, 2015 9:47 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Von Miller stinks. |
I wonder if there is an appeals process for this. |
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| Author: | jimmypasta [ Mon Jun 08, 2015 10:01 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Von Miller stinks. |
I think Miller is just talkin' shit. |
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| Author: | Chus [ Tue Jun 09, 2015 10:44 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Von Miller stinks. |
It's all of the chicken he eats. http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutd ... 01415.html |
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| Author: | a retard [ Sat Jun 20, 2015 7:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Von Miller stinks. |
LOL we have a similar tax when we play poker. Violations such as a fart, belch, food or drink on the table, misdeal, or a miscall of a hand all result in a tax which is added to the pot. The tax is the same as the ante for that game. There is an appeal process but if it is denied then the tax is doubled. So no one appeals. |
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