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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 9:01 am 
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I noticed that Shaq must be a new spokesman for Dove. How does a bald guy sell shampoo?

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 9:03 am 
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I noticed that Shaq must be a new spokesman for Dove. How does a bald guy sell shampoo?

Don't ask, Don't tell.

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ABT.

(Another Bad Thread).


Dove is a soap company.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 9:09 am 
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Mini Ditka wrote:
I noticed that Shaq must be a new spokesman for Dove. How does a bald guy sell shampoo?

You're a fucking idiot.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Mini Ditka wrote:
I noticed that Shaq must be a new spokesman for Dove. How does a bald guy sell shampoo?

You're a fucking idiot.


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 9:15 am 
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Seriously though. What is that shit?

When I start stupid threads, I do so humorously and purposely with an unspoken "fuck you" to whomever doesn't like it. But this guy starts threads thinking that his odd observations are good conversation starters. They're not. Those thoughts are better off left in his head.

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[U-God]

:lol: Somebody won't like that.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 9:51 am 
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
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[U-God]

:lol: Somebody won't like that.


me? :scratch:

i don't like U-God at all....or Masta Killa really
they have some rare moments but for the most part they're clearly the weakest (core) members


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 10:04 am 
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I was talking about Spark. I didn't know you hated U-God too.

Masta Killa is just boring and lifeless on the mic. He almost single-handedly brought down the entire Triumph song until Ghostface said "Ay yo, fuck that..."

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yeah, i'm not a fan


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 10:05 am 
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Can we get back on track here? Mini Ditka's point hasn't really been addressed properly...

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 10:13 am 
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Pretty sure he is pushing Dove's version of their body wash. Not sure if I have actually seen
the commercial but I have seen some other celeb pushing the new Dove line.

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
Can we get back on track here? Mini Ditka's point hasn't really been addressed properly...

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
Can we get back on track here? Mini Ditka's point hasn't really been addressed properly...

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Mini Ditka wrote:
I noticed that Shaq must be a new spokesman for Dove. How does a bald guy sell shampoo?


Did you notice that he must be a spokesman for Dove because he does a full commercial for them?

Very perceptive of you.

Are you a detective?

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Bagels wrote:
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Bagels wrote:
[U-God]

:lol: Somebody won't like that.


me? :scratch:

i don't like U-God at all....or Masta Killa really
they have some rare moments but for the most part they're clearly the weakest (core) members

Masta Killa is way better than U God

Every so often he catches the beat perfectly and destroys

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Admittedly they are the bottom. Which makes sense, cause U God wasnt even a rapper (Beat Boxer) and Masta Killa was a guy with no history who beat out Killah priest for a spot on 36 Chambers with his "Homicide's illegal and death is the penalty" verse. Then he became Gza's apprentice. He's gotten good. His first album is a Wu Classic with all the members. DDT is one of my favorite Wu songs ever.

OKC, he wasnt the one who slowed down Triumph. Gza did that. he continued that. Ill always be puzzled by Gza not having a bigger/better verse in Triumph


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Shaquille O'Neal isn't alone. Michigan State head basketball coach Tom Izzo, Georgetown HC John Thompson III & ESPN "College GameDay" co-host/lead college football analyst Kirk Herbstreit have also done the Dove commercial you're referring. It's specifically for Dove's Body Wash for Men. The commercials, complete with classic highlights and the William Tell Overture music in the background, all feature the guys "being comfortable in their own skin."


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SHARK wrote:
Shaquille O'Neal isn't alone. Michigan State head basketball coach Tom Izzo, Georgetown HC John Thompson III & ESPN "College GameDay" co-host/lead college football analyst Kirk Herbstreit have also done the Dove commercial you're referring. It's specifically for Dove's Body Wash for Men. The commercials, complete with classic highlights and the William Tell Overture music in the background, all feature the guys "being comfortable in their own skin."


Isn't some of the body wash supposed to double as shampoo?

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:roll: I'm really not sure that there's been a dumber discussion on this board ever.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
:roll: I'm really not sure that there's been a dumber discussion on this board ever.



We do have 20 pages on hatchbacks.

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Northside_Dan wrote:
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
:roll: I'm really not sure that there's been a dumber discussion on this board ever.



We do have 20 pages on hatchbacks.


good point, but for a discussion to take place more than one person needs to contribute


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bigfan wrote:
Mini Ditka wrote:
I noticed that Shaq must be a new spokesman for Dove. How does a bald guy sell shampoo?


Did you notice that he must be a spokesman for Dove because he does a full commercial for them?

Very perceptive of you.

Are you a detective?
:lol:

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Bagels wrote:
Northside_Dan wrote:
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
:roll: I'm really not sure that there's been a dumber discussion on this board ever.



We do have 20 pages on hatchbacks.


good point, but for a discussion to take place more than one person needs to contribute


Troof.

Just looking at 'new posts'

Panther is putting together the ULTIMATZ ROX BANDS EVAS! :alien:
Alicia Silverstone pre chewing food for her kids
OKC's Sarcastic Thread spiraling into a discussion about Grape Soda and Sunny D
Shoutout to Cheryl Swoope

This board knows dumb.

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Mini Ditka wrote:
SHARK wrote:
Shaquille O'Neal isn't alone. Michigan State head basketball coach Tom Izzo, Georgetown HC John Thompson III & ESPN "College GameDay" co-host/lead college football analyst Kirk Herbstreit have also done the Dove commercial you're referring. It's specifically for Dove's Body Wash for Men. The commercials, complete with classic highlights and the William Tell Overture music in the background, all feature the guys "being comfortable in their own skin."


Isn't some of the body wash supposed to double as shampoo?


Doubles as a toothpaste, try it

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bigfan wrote:
Mini Ditka wrote:
SHARK wrote:
Shaquille O'Neal isn't alone. Michigan State head basketball coach Tom Izzo, Georgetown HC John Thompson III & ESPN "College GameDay" co-host/lead college football analyst Kirk Herbstreit have also done the Dove commercial you're referring. It's specifically for Dove's Body Wash for Men. The commercials, complete with classic highlights and the William Tell Overture music in the background, all feature the guys "being comfortable in their own skin."


Isn't some of the body wash supposed to double as shampoo?


Doubles as a toothpaste, try it

No.


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bigfan wrote:
Mini Ditka wrote:
SHARK wrote:
Shaquille O'Neal isn't alone. Michigan State head basketball coach Tom Izzo, Georgetown HC John Thompson III & ESPN "College GameDay" co-host/lead college football analyst Kirk Herbstreit have also done the Dove commercial you're referring. It's specifically for Dove's Body Wash for Men. The commercials, complete with classic highlights and the William Tell Overture music in the background, all feature the guys "being comfortable in their own skin."


Isn't some of the body wash supposed to double as shampoo?


Doubles as a toothpaste, try it


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SHARK wrote:
bigfan wrote:
Mini Ditka wrote:
Isn't some of the body wash supposed to double as shampoo?


Doubles as a toothpaste, try it

No.
Bigfan just got to feel the BITE.

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