It is currently Wed Jan 22, 2025 5:06 pm

View unanswered posts | View active topics


Board index » CHICAGO AND NATIONAL TEAMS » NBA

All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ]



Post new topic Reply to topic  Page 1 of 1
  [ 15 posts ] 
  Print view Previous topic | Next topic 
Author Message
RFDC
 Post subject: The 7 Step Travel
PostPosted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 12:57 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sun May 11, 2008 4:11 pm
Posts: 57569
Image

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1915 ... g-national

_________________
"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Frank Coztansa wrote:
I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.
Top
 Profile  
 
Bagels
 Post subject: Re: The 7 Step Travel
PostPosted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 12:59 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Nov 01, 2006 1:10 pm
Posts: 32114
pizza_Place: Milano's
i didn't see anything
Top
 Profile  
 
rogers park bryan
 Post subject: Re: The 7 Step Travel
PostPosted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 1:01 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm
Posts: 81625
The first 3 dont count. They let you jump and brace yourself.


still 4 though
Top
 Profile  
 
JORR
 Post subject: Re: The 7 Step Travel
PostPosted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 1:02 pm 
Offline
Site Admin
User avatar

Joined: Sun Apr 04, 2010 10:00 am
Posts: 80113
Location: Rogers Park, USA
pizza_Place: JB Alberto's
Do you even have to dribble in the NBA?

_________________
Ecclesiastes 5:8
Top
 Profile  
 
RFDC
 Post subject: Re: The 7 Step Travel
PostPosted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 1:02 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sun May 11, 2008 4:11 pm
Posts: 57569
rogers park bryan wrote:
The first 3 dont count. They let you jump and brace yourself.


still 4 though

yeah the shuffling of the feet is what gets me.

_________________
"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Frank Coztansa wrote:
I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.
Top
 Profile  
 
rogers park bryan
 Post subject: Re: The 7 Step Travel
PostPosted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 1:03 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm
Posts: 81625
RFDC wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
The first 3 dont count. They let you jump and brace yourself.


still 4 though

yeah the shuffling of the feet is what gets me.

yeah, its like NBA refs have short term memory loss

If you wait 3 seconds you can use a new pivot foot
Top
 Profile  
 
Brick
 Post subject: Re: The 7 Step Travel
PostPosted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 1:06 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:57 pm
Posts: 93156
Location: To the left of my post
rogers park bryan wrote:
The first 3 dont count. They let you jump and brace yourself.
The first two actually are fine.. That hop to get there would be illegal in any other level of basketball.

_________________
You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!
Top
 Profile  
 
redskingreg
 Post subject: Re: The 7 Step Travel
PostPosted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 1:11 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:13 pm
Posts: 15062
pizza_Place: Four hours away....and on fire :-(
And MJ with the 6-step travel :lol:

_________________
-- source
Top
 Profile  
 
billypootons
 Post subject: Re: The 7 Step Travel
PostPosted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 1:14 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri May 17, 2013 6:09 pm
Posts: 11102
pizza_Place: Generic Pizza Store
i was expecting to see a drive to the hoop or dunk... but that was still funny
Top
 Profile  
 
Michael Jeffrey Jordan
 Post subject: Re: The 7 Step Travel
PostPosted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 5:28 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sun Jul 08, 2007 4:27 pm
Posts: 205
redskingreg wrote:
And MJ with the 6-step travel :lol:


Unquestionably.

Step 1 - Leave the wife at home to some extent. Kids gotta get to school and I can't afford a driver. :lol: Just kidding, my driver is certainly my first and best friend in Chicago. Leave the wife at home.

Step 2 - Line up the slampiece for whatever particular city you might be attaining.

Step 3 - Coordinate with local player. Quite naturally, for instance, if we were going to Philly back in the day, I'd let Charles know that after we unquestionably kick their ass on the court :lol: :lol: I'll need to find a bar to go to in order to supplement my local talent and it would be best to bring the bar skanks back to his house. I'm sure they know where it is already anyway. :lol: :lol: YOU TELL HIM I SAID IT!! :lol: :lol:

Step 4 - Don't tell Scotty about any of this.

Step 5 - Tell the girl you leave at Charles' place that your name is Horace Grant. Works in every town. And hope she isn't a news anchor to some degree.

Step 6 - Continue to put that divorce settlement money in escrow.

And, quite naturally, enjoy.
Top
 Profile  
 
spmack
 Post subject: Re: The 7 Step Travel
PostPosted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 5:35 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jun 16, 2004 4:26 pm
Posts: 31155
Location: West Side
pizza_Place: Paisan's in Cicero
Michael Jeffrey Jordan wrote:
Step 5 - Tell the girl you leave at Charles' place that your name is Horace Grant. Works in every town. And hope she isn't a news anchor to some degree.

:lol:

_________________
Seacrest wrote:
I rarely troll.
Top
 Profile  
 
badrogue17
 Post subject: Re: The 7 Step Travel
PostPosted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 7:18 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jun 14, 2010 4:29 pm
Posts: 38889
pizza_Place: Lou Malnatis
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Do you even have to dribble in the NBA?

Maybe sometimes when they're drinking coffee but if you do it right, no you shouldn't have to.

_________________
Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.
Top
 Profile  
 
Hawg Ass
 Post subject: Re: The 7 Step Travel
PostPosted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 9:50 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:00 pm
Posts: 30671
Michael Jeffrey Jordan wrote:
redskingreg wrote:
And MJ with the 6-step travel :lol:


Unquestionably.

Step 1 - Leave the wife at home to some extent. Kids gotta get to school and I can't afford a driver. :lol: Just kidding, my driver is certainly my first and best friend in Chicago. Leave the wife at home.

Step 2 - Line up the slampiece for whatever particular city you might be attaining.

Step 3 - Coordinate with local player. Quite naturally, for instance, if we were going to Philly back in the day, I'd let Charles know that after we unquestionably kick their ass on the court :lol: :lol: I'll need to find a bar to go to in order to supplement my local talent and it would be best to bring the bar skanks back to his house. I'm sure they know where it is already anyway. :lol: :lol: YOU TELL HIM I SAID IT!! :lol: :lol:

Step 4 - Don't tell Scotty about any of this.

Step 5 - Tell the girl you leave at Charles' place that your name is Horace Grant. Works in every town. And hope she isn't a news anchor to some degree.

Step 6 - Continue to put that divorce settlement money in escrow.

And, quite naturally, enjoy.

:lol: :cry:

_________________
2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins
Top
 Profile  
 
Nas
 Post subject: Re: The 7 Step Travel
PostPosted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 10:09 pm 
Offline
100000 CLUB
User avatar

Joined: Tue Mar 29, 2005 8:06 pm
Posts: 81466
pizza_Place: 773-684-2222
Michael Jeffrey Jordan wrote:
redskingreg wrote:
And MJ with the 6-step travel :lol:


Unquestionably.

Step 1 - Leave the wife at home to some extent. Kids gotta get to school and I can't afford a driver. :lol: Just kidding, my driver is certainly my first and best friend in Chicago. Leave the wife at home.

Step 2 - Line up the slampiece for whatever particular city you might be attaining.

Step 3 - Coordinate with local player. Quite naturally, for instance, if we were going to Philly back in the day, I'd let Charles know that after we unquestionably kick their ass on the court :lol: :lol: I'll need to find a bar to go to in order to supplement my local talent and it would be best to bring the bar skanks back to his house. I'm sure they know where it is already anyway. :lol: :lol: YOU TELL HIM I SAID IT!! :lol: :lol:

Step 4 - Don't tell Scotty about any of this.

Step 5 - Tell the girl you leave at Charles' place that your name is Horace Grant. Works in every town. And hope she isn't a news anchor to some degree.

Step 6 - Continue to put that divorce settlement money in escrow.

And, quite naturally, enjoy.


I literally cried laughing.

_________________
Be well

GO BEARS!!!
Top
 Profile  
 
rogers park bryan
 Post subject: Re: The 7 Step Travel
PostPosted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 9:01 am 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:16 pm
Posts: 81625
Michael Jeffrey Jordan wrote:

Step 3 - Coordinate with local player. Quite naturally, for instance,

:lol: :lol:
Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  Page 1 of 1
  [ 15 posts ] 

Board index » CHICAGO AND NATIONAL TEAMS » NBA

All times are UTC - 6 hours [ DST ]

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 49 guests

You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group