Nice timing there Eva. Maybe it affects his play tonight. The play on the court that is....

Longoria files for divorce from Spurs' Parker
http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/spo ... 99028.html
LOS ANGELES — Eva Longoria has filed for divorce from Tony Parker, citing irreconcilable differences.

Longoria filed papers Wednesday morning in Los Angeles Superior Court. She and Parker, the All-Star point guard for the San Antonio Spurs, were married July 7, 2007. They have no children together.

In the filing, Longoria, who had taken Parker’s name, requested that her name be restored to Eva Jacqueline Longoria. The filing also stated that the couple had a prenuptial agreement.

Longoria, a Corpus Christi native, asked the court to require each side pay its own attorneys’ fees, and rule that she should not have to pay spousal support to Parker.

Longoria’s spokeswoman, Liza Anderson, said the actress had no comment. Parker, 28, wasn’t immediately available for comment.

Longoria, 35, is best known for her role on ABC’s Desperate Housewives.

Spurs coach Gregg Popovich told reporter Tim Griffin of the San Antonio Express-News on Wednesday that rumored infidelity in Tony Parker’s marriage with actress Eva Longoria-Parker won’t affect his team in tonight’s game against Chicago.

“I have no problem ever focusing our athletes. That’s their job,” Popovich said. “You have your job and they have their job. And I’ve never worried about getting somebody focused. If I need to do that, I have the wrong people on the team.”

Why do athletes ever get married? Seriously. Seems like a pointless exercise. He's an athlete...they're dogs. It's unfortunate but that's just the way it is.

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Look at her. This is a lonely woman looking for companionship.. ... Spinster. ...

Maybe a virgin. ... Maybe she got hurt a long time ago. She was a schoolgirl. There was

a boy It didn't work out. Now she needs a little tenderness. She needs a little understanding.

She needs a little RFDC.

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Completely agree, OKC. There is really no reason to get married if you are an active professional athlete. You are A)Never home, B)Constantly around women that want to sleep with you, and C)insanely rich and able to do basically whatever you want.

Getting married in that circumstance is the dubest thing you can do.

Now, if you're a skinny white nerd that talks on a message board all day, getting married is a luxury.

Its not just athletes.

And does anyone else find it strange that the divorce rate stopped rising at 50%?

Or is it higher now?

Seems like it would be in the 60-70 range.

Always sorry when this kind of thing happens but I have been scratching my
head on this one since the get go. Good luck to both of them, I am sure
they'll both be just fine.

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Yeah something tells me that both will quickly find the cool, soft underbelly of new pillows very soon.

+1,000,000

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Men never call other men dogs. Leave that shit to the woman dude

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"You can kill the revolutionary, but you can't kill the revolution."

Euphemism

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Exactly!

Maybe he IS a woman??

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You never miss your wealth, till your well went dry
Seem like only yesterday, you were here smiling
Now you gone away, but I know you in a better place
No traces of you, what can I do?
Alone and confused

Sorry guys, but dudes like that tend to fuck up the game for everybody else. Then by the time I meet the woman, she's got years of baggage and shit that I have to deal with. Fuck that. I just call em how I see em.

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They don't fuck it up, they actually help us out. They are the assholes and then guys like us come around and play the nice guy role and we are the looked at as one of the good ones. You're not going to wife a girl who has years of baggage and is still carrying it around anyhow.

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You never miss your wealth, till your well went dry
Seem like only yesterday, you were here smiling
Now you gone away, but I know you in a better place
No traces of you, what can I do?
Alone and confused

Bingo.

Fuck up the game?! There's no such thing as fuckin up the game. You go out and step YOUR game up.

As far as baggage, woman can turn a paper bag into a cargo plane full of drama. You should be able to spot that before anything gets too far and run the other way

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Interesting Twist... Parker was texting teammate Brent Barry's soon to be divorced wife

http://msn.foxsports.com/nba/story/Eva- ... rt-111710-

.... Though the official details of their split are sparse, the rumor mill was busy at work, as multiple reports said Longoria claims that Parker was receiving text messages from a teammate's wife. One Sports Illustrated reporter, citing a source, posted a tweet saying that the teammate is Brent Barry.

The SI reporter also said that Barry and his wife, Erin, are believed to be going through a divorce.....

these guys are so fucking dumb...

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Brent Barry's wife:

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She looks like an ex girlfriend of mine. I will stop there so as not to garner Tall Midget's wrath. I am sure she is a caring, supportive, loving woman...as all women are.

Given the choice, I'd take Brent's wife in this instance.

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does she have kids?
Eva has million$ too...

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Wow! Brents wife is good looking no doubt but damn man Eva Longoria! Wtf was that nickel thinkin...unless Eva pulled the typical latina pyscho card out of her sleeve

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You know that's what happened.

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is that similar to the typical polish-irish southsidette psycho card?

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That's just what happens when you combine a southside polish and irish. Psycho in its purest form...

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You never miss your wealth, till your well went dry
Seem like only yesterday, you were here smiling
Now you gone away, but I know you in a better place
No traces of you, what can I do?
Alone and confused

The couples during happier times. Maybe they should have worked out some sort of sharing arrangement?