So it looks like it's the Boston Celtics vs. the Miami Refs featuring the Heat.
I'd really like to believe that the NBA conspiracy theories are wrong, but...

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Doris Burke sounds like Cheryl Miller.

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and twitter accounts

but of course.

BASSSS!

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

wade got a nice facial there

The @FakeWesteros people like gregorslist.

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He strikes me as the kind of guy that can really appreciate one of those.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

They actually played pretty well without Garnett in the game. He picked up some cheapies out there. Hopefully he'll be fresh for the 2nd half. I think the Celtics might be able to pull this out if they can get to the 4th quarter and be up about 5 points with 5 minutes to go.

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To the Jews who had believed him, Jesus said, “If you hold to my teaching, you are really my disciples. Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.”

Anybody know who the older woman was just inside the Heat hallway (just behind the stands) that kissed both Wade and James on the lips as the exited?

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their mother?????

I wasn't watching but I will confidently put my money on it being a Kardashian.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

It was an older (late 50's, maybe 60 years old) black woman with longer hair. Wade kissed her first, then James kissed her. I think she was wearing a Heat jersey.

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What was up with those guys on the sidelines that were jumping around like frat boys after LeBron did his dunk?

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To the Jews who had believed him, Jesus said, “If you hold to my teaching, you are really my disciples. Then you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.”

Did Van Gundy just say that Garnett could guard any position on the floor when he was younger?

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

airick spoilstraw is a horrible coach. if they lose i will laugh for hours

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Hasleem should be taken off the floor right now and cut. how can you lose a jump ball to a guy 7 inches shorter than you?

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

he knew it as he was saying it, but he was already committed to the comment so he just went with it.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

oh my god james is such a pussy. all he has to do is charge inside every play and he would score 80 points. how the fuck is miami losing? why does james only play every other possession or so? you put mj in jameses body and you got a guy who would average 100 points on a season

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

That pretty much sums up why I no longer have a use for this "sport".

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

yea and he also have played EVERY SECOND of this game. and he still looks as fresh as the first min. he is clearly not playing to his ability. im not even sure he knows how to play 110%

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

garnett should have dove for that loose ball that wade went down to get

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

gnite everyone. okc is gonna eat miami alive.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Grab a fucking rebound

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

wow. miami is the most selfish team ive ever seen. whoever gets the ball across the court is just chuckin it up. if youre spolstra, you are SCREAMING right now GET THE FUCKING BALL TO LEBRON AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

down 9 with 3min to go. boston is gonna have to start chuckin 3's

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Son of a bitch. The only good thing about this is I will be way more interested in the final games now just so I can cheer against the Heat.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Great finals matchup... My sports world may finally be alive again...

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Yet another finals series where I am obligated to root for whoever comes out of the west simply to deny the heat.

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