No, really ... he did.

This is what "winning one for the 'land" nets you apparently.

So ... yeah.

Submitted for your viewing pleasure ... https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/746059543579340800

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Not as good as 2 girls and a cup.

Hey..
3, 4! [x4]
Ahhhhhh...
All this energy callin' me
Back where it comes from
It's such a crude attitude
It's back where it belongs
All the little kids growing up on the skids
Go "Cleveland rocks!", "Cleveland rocks!"
Jumpin' Jene Jene and Movin' James Dean
Go "Cleveland rocks!", "Cleveland rocks!"
"Cleveland rocks!", "Cleveland rocks!"
"Cleveland rocks!", "Cleveland rocks!"
"Cleveland rocks!", "Cleveland rocks!"
Mama knows but she don't care
She's got her worries too
Seven kids and a phony affair
And the rent is due
All the little chicks with their crimson lips
Go "Cleveland rocks!", "Cleveland rocks!"
Livin' in sin with a safety pin
Go "Cleveland rocks!", "Cleveland rocks!"
"Cleveland… Full lyrics on Google Play



(the best part was how after taking the first bite he decided to flex all "HOW YA LIKE ME NOW?!?!" while little kids screamed and shit. of course that meant he had to go for style points with the second bite... no wonder his friends initially tried to hold him back like "AWW HELL NAW" but hey, at the end of the day who's the internet superstar and who's the flat tire on the highway of entertainment?)

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Still better than skyline chilli.