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Author: | Walt Williams Neck [ Sat Feb 18, 2017 7:29 pm ] |
Post subject: | How Many of You Dweebs Watch the Dunk Contest ? |
This bullshit lost my interest since MJ |
Author: | sinicalypse [ Sat Feb 18, 2017 7:34 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: How Many of You Dweebs Watch the Dunk Contest ? |
the only recent/ish one that i vaguely remember was blake griffin jumping over a car to dunk.... of course it was a KIA cuz official sponsor of the NBA. oh and then dwight howard put on a stupid superman cape one and ummm.... did he dunk two balls? or was it just a big dude in a cape? while i grew up romanticizing the fuck out of the dunk contest, what with MJ [even tho dominique beat his ass the next year] and of course spud webb, the pumps, "baby jordan" harold miner, and uhhhh.. fuck. i think it all died with vince carter cuz that was pretty much the apex of all the athleticism+technicality-bullshit dunking stuff we'll ever see, right? then they started giving dudes like ~45secs or maybe even 2mins to go and miss a bunch of dunks and hope they get one to be like OHHHHHH DAMN. so basically, shit, have i missed the 3pt contest already? |
Author: | veganfan21 [ Sat Feb 18, 2017 7:38 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: How Many of You Dweebs Watch the Dunk Contest ? |
sinicalypse wrote: the only recent/ish one that i vaguely remember was blake griffin jumping over a car to dunk.... of course it was a KIA cuz official sponsor of the NBA. oh and then dwight howard put on a stupid superman cape one and ummm.... did he dunk two balls? or was it just a big dude in a cape? while i grew up romanticizing the fuck out of the dunk contest, what with MJ [even tho dominique beat his ass the next year] and of course spud webb, the pumps, "baby jordan" harold miner, and uhhhh.. fuck. i think it all died with vince carter cuz that was pretty much the apex of all the athleticism+technicality-bullshit dunking stuff we'll ever see, right? then they started giving dudes like ~45secs or maybe even 2mins to go and miss a bunch of dunks and hope they get one to be like OHHHHHH DAMN. so basically, shit, have i missed the 3pt contest already? Yup Griffen dunked over a Kia. I think the model was the Kia Shark. |
Author: | redskingreg [ Sat Feb 18, 2017 7:49 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: How Many of You Dweebs Watch the Dunk Contest ? |
Howard's was awesome because he is a top-50 all timer. |
Author: | leashyourkids [ Sat Feb 18, 2017 7:55 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: How Many of You Dweebs Watch the Dunk Contest ? |
There's actually some big names tonight. |
Author: | Urlacher's missing neck [ Sat Feb 18, 2017 7:59 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: How Many of You Dweebs Watch the Dunk Contest ? |
What is the point of this? Is it really different than the game? Its just an entire boo ya weekend. |
Author: | Ron Wolfley [ Sat Feb 18, 2017 8:06 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: How Many of You Dweebs Watch the Dunk Contest ? |
Nothing like Joe Jonas to get NBA Saturday Night started!! |
Author: | Minooka Meatball [ Sat Feb 18, 2017 8:19 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: How Many of You Dweebs Watch the Dunk Contest ? |
veganfan21 wrote: sinicalypse wrote: the only recent/ish one that i vaguely remember was blake griffin jumping over a car to dunk.... of course it was a KIA cuz official sponsor of the NBA. oh and then dwight howard put on a stupid superman cape one and ummm.... did he dunk two balls? or was it just a big dude in a cape? while i grew up romanticizing the fuck out of the dunk contest, what with MJ [even tho dominique beat his ass the next year] and of course spud webb, the pumps, "baby jordan" harold miner, and uhhhh.. fuck. i think it all died with vince carter cuz that was pretty much the apex of all the athleticism+technicality-bullshit dunking stuff we'll ever see, right? then they started giving dudes like ~45secs or maybe even 2mins to go and miss a bunch of dunks and hope they get one to be like OHHHHHH DAMN. so basically, shit, have i missed the 3pt contest already? Yup Griffen dunked over a Kia. I think the model was the Kia Shark. Nice! |
Author: | Powerhouse233 [ Sat Feb 18, 2017 8:30 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: How Many of You Dweebs Watch the Dunk Contest ? |
Walt Williams Neck wrote: This bullshit lost my interest since MJ Really? Vince Carter wasn't didn't impress you, huh? |
Author: | Powerhouse233 [ Sat Feb 18, 2017 8:35 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: How Many of You Dweebs Watch the Dunk Contest ? |
sinicalypse wrote: the only recent/ish one that i vaguely remember was blake griffin jumping over a car to dunk.... of course it was a KIA cuz official sponsor of the NBA. oh and then dwight howard put on a stupid superman cape one and ummm.... did he dunk two balls? or was it just a big dude in a cape? while i grew up romanticizing the fuck out of the dunk contest, what with MJ [even tho dominique beat his ass the next year] and of course spud webb, the pumps, "baby jordan" harold miner, and uhhhh.. fuck. i think it all died with vince carter cuz that was pretty much the apex of all the athleticism+technicality-bullshit dunking stuff we'll ever see, right? then they started giving dudes like ~45secs or maybe even 2mins to go and miss a bunch of dunks and hope they get one to be like OHHHHHH DAMN. so basically, shit, have i missed the 3pt contest already? Bullshit. Dominique didn't beat his ass, he kept doing the same fucking windmills over and over again. First off, Jordan and Nique are two completely different kinds of dunkers, Nique is more about power and Jordan is more about grace. Jordan is great off of two feet or 1 foot and Nique is mainly a two foot dunker. Aesthetically speaking Jordan and Vince Carter are the two greatest dunkers ever. |
Author: | Ron Wolfley [ Sat Feb 18, 2017 8:46 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: How Many of You Dweebs Watch the Dunk Contest ? |
They had hours and hours of stupid pregame stuff, including a talent show where Shaq, Kenny, and Chuck, voted on Devin Booker's ping pong skills or Ron Artest's rapping ability -- but you get rid of the Shooting Stars competition? It might have been silly but at least you had NBA veterans/hall of famers who participated in it. Chance for youngsters to see and learn about NBA history. |
Author: | leashyourkids [ Sat Feb 18, 2017 8:47 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: How Many of You Dweebs Watch the Dunk Contest ? |
For my money, Vince Carter was the prettiest dunker I've ever seen. |
Author: | Powerhouse233 [ Sat Feb 18, 2017 8:49 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: How Many of You Dweebs Watch the Dunk Contest ? |
leashyourkids wrote: For my money, Vince Carter was the prettiest dunker I've ever seen. I'd agree that Vince is the prettiest/smoothest dunker ever, with Jordan coming in at #2. Jordan as an offensive player has the prettiest, most aesthetically pleasing overall game. |
Author: | leashyourkids [ Sat Feb 18, 2017 8:59 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: How Many of You Dweebs Watch the Dunk Contest ? |
Yeah, remember when it was gonna be Vince vs Jobe for the next decade? Vince's overall game fell short. |
Author: | IMU [ Sat Feb 18, 2017 9:06 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: How Many of You Dweebs Watch the Dunk Contest ? |
veganfan21 wrote: sinicalypse wrote: the only recent/ish one that i vaguely remember was blake griffin jumping over a car to dunk.... of course it was a KIA cuz official sponsor of the NBA. oh and then dwight howard put on a stupid superman cape one and ummm.... did he dunk two balls? or was it just a big dude in a cape? while i grew up romanticizing the fuck out of the dunk contest, what with MJ [even tho dominique beat his ass the next year] and of course spud webb, the pumps, "baby jordan" harold miner, and uhhhh.. fuck. i think it all died with vince carter cuz that was pretty much the apex of all the athleticism+technicality-bullshit dunking stuff we'll ever see, right? then they started giving dudes like ~45secs or maybe even 2mins to go and miss a bunch of dunks and hope they get one to be like OHHHHHH DAMN. so basically, shit, have i missed the 3pt contest already? Yup Griffen dunked over a Kia. I think the model was the Kia Shark. |
Author: | Don Tiny [ Sat Feb 18, 2017 9:19 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: How Many of You Dweebs Watch the Dunk Contest ? |
leashyourkids wrote: For my money, Vince Carter was the prettiest dunker I've ever seen. No wonder you like Milo, ya fruit. |
Author: | leashyourkids [ Sat Feb 18, 2017 9:35 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: How Many of You Dweebs Watch the Dunk Contest ? |
Don Tiny wrote: leashyourkids wrote: For my money, Vince Carter was the prettiest dunker I've ever seen. No wonder you like Milo, ya fruit. What!? MJ is greatest player. Vince is greatest dunker. |
Author: | Don Tiny [ Sat Feb 18, 2017 9:39 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: How Many of You Dweebs Watch the Dunk Contest ? |
Someone a little slow on the dump button. |
Author: | Don Tiny [ Sat Feb 18, 2017 9:41 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: How Many of You Dweebs Watch the Dunk Contest ? |
leashyourkids wrote: Don Tiny wrote: leashyourkids wrote: For my money, Vince Carter was the prettiest dunker I've ever seen. No wonder you like Milo, ya fruit. What!? MJ is greatest player. Vince is greatest dunker. You initially said prettiest. |
Author: | leashyourkids [ Sat Feb 18, 2017 9:44 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: How Many of You Dweebs Watch the Dunk Contest ? |
Don Tiny wrote: leashyourkids wrote: Don Tiny wrote: leashyourkids wrote: For my money, Vince Carter was the prettiest dunker I've ever seen. No wonder you like Milo, ya fruit. What!? MJ is greatest player. Vince is greatest dunker. You initially said prettiest. I'd do him again. |
Author: | Chus [ Sat Feb 18, 2017 9:45 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: How Many of You Dweebs Watch the Dunk Contest ? |
leashyourkids wrote: Don Tiny wrote: leashyourkids wrote: For my money, Vince Carter was the prettiest dunker I've ever seen. No wonder you like Milo, ya fruit. What!? MJ is greatest player. Vince is greatest dunker. Dominique Wilkins is the greatest dunker. |
Author: | Powerhouse233 [ Sat Feb 18, 2017 9:46 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: How Many of You Dweebs Watch the Dunk Contest ? |
Chus wrote: leashyourkids wrote: Don Tiny wrote: leashyourkids wrote: For my money, Vince Carter was the prettiest dunker I've ever seen. No wonder you like Milo, ya fruit. What!? MJ is greatest player. Vince is greatest dunker. Dominique Wilkins is the greatest dunker. Carter is clearly superior, as is Michael. Wilkins was awesome but he had a limited repertoire compared to Vince and Jordan. |
Author: | FavreFan [ Sat Feb 18, 2017 9:48 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: How Many of You Dweebs Watch the Dunk Contest ? |
Best dunker ever has to be a big guy, since they are closer to the rim. I'd go with Shaq |
Author: | leashyourkids [ Sat Feb 18, 2017 9:49 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: How Many of You Dweebs Watch the Dunk Contest ? |
Chus wrote: leashyourkids wrote: Don Tiny wrote: leashyourkids wrote: For my money, Vince Carter was the prettiest dunker I've ever seen. No wonder you like Milo, ya fruit. What!? MJ is greatest player. Vince is greatest dunker. Dominique Wilkins is the greatest dunker. |
Author: | leashyourkids [ Sat Feb 18, 2017 9:50 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: How Many of You Dweebs Watch the Dunk Contest ? |
FavreFan wrote: Best dunker ever has to be a big guy, since they are closer to the rim. I'd go with Shaq The best dunker ever is necessarily a center, but on the other hand, the best dunker ever is Magic Johnson. |
Author: | leashyourkids [ Sat Feb 18, 2017 9:53 pm ] |
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Author: | Powerhouse233 [ Sat Feb 18, 2017 9:56 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: How Many of You Dweebs Watch the Dunk Contest ? |
Author: | Don Tiny [ Sat Feb 18, 2017 9:58 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: How Many of You Dweebs Watch the Dunk Contest ? |
Too bad that didn't work. Certainly novel. |
Author: | Powerhouse233 [ Sat Feb 18, 2017 9:58 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: How Many of You Dweebs Watch the Dunk Contest ? |
Don Tiny wrote: Too bad that didn't work. Certainly novel. The contest has gotten too gimmicky. |
Author: | FavreFan [ Sat Feb 18, 2017 10:02 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: How Many of You Dweebs Watch the Dunk Contest ? |
The dunk contests haven't gotten any worse. It's just that, like the HR derby, it's an event that appeals to children. Of course it gets more boring as you get older. I don't think I've watched one in 5+ years at least. |
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