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Author:  bigfan [ Thu Nov 19, 2009 9:48 pm ]
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Carey spoke with the inimitable Carmichael Dave on KHTK Radio.

“Dwight’s a cool guy. For a month, we like talked on the phone, and he was always trying to give me prayers to get me out of porn and give me Bible verses to read. So then, I was going to go visit him when I was in Orlando, but I went over to this other guy’s house instead, Chris Kirkpatrick from N’Sync. And then Dwight started calling, and calling, and calling me, because he knew I was with Chris Kirkpatrick, so eventually at 3 in the morning, Chris was like don’t answer Dwight’s calls.

“I get a text from Dwight at 3 in the morning — I’m outside Chris’s house. I’m like oh my god, what do I do? I was like, I got Dwight here and I got Chris in the other room and I’m talking to them back and forth. So finally I had to just pull Dwight in the bathroom and tell him he needs to go home. I was like I’m really sorry, I really like you, but this isn’t the time or place. When I pull him in the bathroom, he pulls his pants down, I was like, whooa. Yeah, and so I ran and started screaming …

“Well if it wasn’t for the Chris thing at the time, I really liked Dwight and maybe I would have furthered this. But I was at the guy’s house I was dating so it was inappropriate. So he totally thought he totally offended me. So I saved — he and I used to talk on instant messenger, on AOL — so he was apologizing; ’sorry, that was out of character for me,’ blah blah blah. I saved all the instant messages and I’ve been putting them all in a book. So I’ve got a lot of evidence. I’ve got an evidence file.”

Author:  spmack [ Thu Nov 19, 2009 9:52 pm ]
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She's not even that cute....

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Thu Nov 19, 2009 9:54 pm ]
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That's damn funny :lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  Free Ajent [ Thu Nov 19, 2009 9:57 pm ]
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spmack wrote:
She's not even that cute....


+1

Sound like he was trying to turn a hoe into a housewife, when will people learn!!

Author:  Eaglo Jeff [ Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:05 pm ]
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Wow. Like spmack said, she isn't that cute. Slutty, yes. She also did something weird to her face recently...kind of weird too. Unnecessary surgery, me thinks.

Author:  SHARK [ Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:09 pm ]
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Mary Carey's the same former porn star who "ran" for Governor of California a few years ago...

Author:  Jack Bauer [ Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:10 pm ]
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SHARK wrote:
Mary Carey's the same former porn star who "ran" for Governor of California a few years ago...


Then I believe she made a porno spoofing the election.

Author:  bigfan [ Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:14 pm ]
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Chris Kirkpatrick= Former NSYNC member

Author:  Eaglo Jeff [ Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:15 pm ]
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We've got this-
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This-
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and then, WTF happened?
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Author:  Jack Bauer [ Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:17 pm ]
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bigfan wrote:
Chris Kirkpatrick= Former NSYNC member

It says that in the article....


After re-reading this, is she trying to sue him or something?

Author:  Free Ajent [ Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:17 pm ]
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Eaglo Jeff wrote:
We've got this-
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This-
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and then, WTF happened?
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Jeffro, I am guessing too much bukkake.

Author:  Jack Bauer [ Thu Nov 19, 2009 10:18 pm ]
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Free Ajent wrote:
Eaglo Jeff wrote:
We've got this-
Image
This-
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and then, WTF happened?
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Jeffro, I am guessing too much bukkake & crack.

Fixed

Author:  West46thStreet [ Fri Nov 20, 2009 12:37 am ]
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SHARK wrote:
Mary Carey's the same former porn star who "ran" for Governor of California a few years ago...


And for any fans of the old Howard Stern show on E! out there, she also put her face in a toilet bowl and allowed it to be flushed repeatedly. You stay classy San Diego.

Author:  FavreFan [ Fri Nov 20, 2009 12:45 am ]
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thug league

Author:  A7X [ Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:32 pm ]
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She was also on Celebrity Rehab and Sober House on VH-1.

Author:  DegenerateDave [ Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:34 pm ]
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These pictures don't portray what she looks like now.

she's put on more than a few pounds.

But if she's back on the rock, she will be skinny in no time.

And toothless.

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:36 pm ]
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Mary Carey wrote:
But I was at the guy’s house I was dating so it was inappropriate.



:lol:

Author:  Bagels [ Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:44 pm ]
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In all seriousness I'm not sure how anyone could date/marry/be with a porn star. I just couldn't do it.

Author:  DegenerateDave [ Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:47 pm ]
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Bagels wrote:
In all seriousness I'm not sure how anyone could date/marry/be with a porn star. I just couldn't do it.



Yeah there's something about sloppy thousandths that turns me off - ha ha ha.

Author:  W_Z [ Sun Nov 22, 2009 11:13 am ]
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Bagels wrote:
In all seriousness I'm not sure how anyone could date/marry/be with a porn star. I just couldn't do it.


i'm sure we all have thought about it; i know i have, and you're right. the mentality is just totally...er, fucked.

Author:  Hawkeye Vince [ Wed Nov 25, 2009 11:12 am ]
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W_Z wrote:
Bagels wrote:
In all seriousness I'm not sure how anyone could date/marry/be with a porn star. I just couldn't do it.


i'm sure we all have thought about it; i know i have, and you're right. the mentality is just totally...er, fucked.

Only bright side is that you know the girl is clean since they are tested so much unlike the girl you pick up from the bar.

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