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Author: | Jalapenos and More [ Fri Jun 25, 2010 11:34 am ] |
Post subject: | Sir, your bag of dicks is ready. I just need some photo ID. |
That'll work. Enjoy! |
Author: | Douchebag [ Fri Jun 25, 2010 12:02 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Sir, your bag of dicks is ready. I just need some photo ID. |
Seconded. I can't believe I sat through the entire first round last night. Bilas uses the same points for every player drafted. 1. He's long. He has a X'Y" wingspan. 2. He has a tremendous upside 3. He has a good/bad motor. 4. He can jump out of the gym. 5. Is my bag of dicks ready yet? etc... Why is he considered a College Basketball expert? |
Author: | rogers park bryan [ Fri Jun 25, 2010 12:09 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Sir, your bag of dicks is ready. I just need some photo ID. |
Douchebag wrote: Seconded. I can't believe I sat through the entire first round last night. Bilas uses the same points for every player drafted. 1. He's long. He has a X'Y" wingspan. 2. He has a tremendous upside 3. He has a good/bad motor. 4. He can jump out of the gym. 5. Is my bag of dicks ready yet? etc... Why is he considered a College Basketball expert? They already had Kiper's draft screen all set up. They needed someone with a 5 letter last name. |
Author: | Brick [ Fri Jun 25, 2010 12:12 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Sir, your bag of dicks is ready. I just need some photo ID. |
Douchebag wrote: Why is he considered a College Basketball expert? The biggest problem is that he's not anywhere close to an NBA expert so he has to rely on tired cliches. Compared to many of the losers on ESPN's college basketball coverage(Digger Phelps and Dick Vitale and Fran Fraschilla) he's actually not bad.They really should have an actual NBA guy doing the coverage. It would be hilarious to watch Barkley do it but obviously that can't happen. |
Author: | BD [ Fri Jun 25, 2010 12:13 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Sir, your bag of dicks is ready. I just need some photo ID. |
I thought they did a fairly decent job of mentioning the weaknesses/concerns that some of these early picks had, but I started hearing way too many guys who drafted later in the 1st and into the 2nd round as good picks "who can play". |
Author: | Douchebag [ Fri Jun 25, 2010 12:21 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Sir, your bag of dicks is ready. I just need some photo ID. |
Boilermaker Rick wrote: Compared to many of the losers on ESPN's college basketball coverage(Digger Phelps and Dick Vitale and Fran Fraschilla) he's actually not bad. I saw Vitale do an NBA game last season. Once a year they switch up the announcers so Vitale does pro hoops and someone else does a college game. It was mind numbingly bad. By the time the game was over, Tim Duncan had received so many blow jobs from Vitale that his dong had fallen off. |
Author: | A7X [ Fri Jun 25, 2010 12:23 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Sir, your bag of dicks is ready. I just need some photo ID. |
Barkley doing the NBA draft would be appointment television. Make it happen Bristol! |
Author: | Douchebag [ Fri Jun 25, 2010 12:24 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Sir, your bag of dicks is ready. I just need some photo ID. |
A7X wrote: Barkley doing the NBA draft would be appointment television. Make it happen Bristol! Barkley on ESPN would be turrible. He would be suspended more than being on TV. |
Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Fri Jun 25, 2010 12:25 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Sir, your bag of dicks is ready. I just need some photo ID. |
NBA coverage is better on TNT MLB coverage is better on TBS, MLB Network, and Fox NFL studio shows are better on Fox NCAA basketball coverage is better on CBS Is there anything that ESPN covers better than anyone? |
Author: | Douchebag [ Fri Jun 25, 2010 12:26 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Sir, your bag of dicks is ready. I just need some photo ID. |
The Original Kid Cairo wrote: Is there anything that ESPN covers better than anyone? Poker. Don't fuck with Norman Chad. |
Author: | rogers park bryan [ Fri Jun 25, 2010 12:26 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Sir, your bag of dicks is ready. I just need some photo ID. |
The Original Kid Cairo wrote: NBA coverage is better on TNT MLB coverage is better on TBS, MLB Network, and Fox NFL studio shows are better on Fox NCAA basketball coverage is better on CBS Is there anything that ESPN covers better than anyone? 1 True 2 Questionable. 3 Disagree 4 More indepth on ESPN SLUMP |
Author: | The Original Kid Cairo [ Fri Jun 25, 2010 12:32 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Sir, your bag of dicks is ready. I just need some photo ID. |
rogers park bryan wrote: SLUMP You need to b-nice. |
Author: | Don Tiny [ Fri Jun 25, 2010 12:34 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Sir, your bag of dicks is ready. I just need some photo ID. |
I wasn't paying enough attention to see who it was, but several times I would hear some cock-itch say the phrase "... and he can hit the open shot." No fucking shit, really? I wish at the end of the broadcast that a couple of midget samurai would've run amuk and just chopped every swingin' dick there into little bitty dipshit strips. |
Author: | Bagels [ Fri Jun 25, 2010 2:05 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Sir, your bag of dicks is ready. I just need some photo ID. |
Douchebag wrote: Seconded. I can't believe I sat through the entire first round last night. Bilas uses the same points for every player drafted. 1. He's long. He has a X'Y" wingspan. 2. He has a tremendous upside 3. He has a good/bad motor. 4. He can jump out of the gym. 5. Is my bag of dicks ready yet? etc... Why is he considered a College Basketball expert? there was one player- after mentioning wingspan like 5 time already- after he said it and he's like "how do these guys get these wingspans?" |
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