Story is on fire.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Twins have little production from Correa still well ahead of white Sox.

aroldis chapman has been playing baseball in the usa for 12 years and still needs a translator on a mound visit.

my son got an email from the giants that the series vs the white sox in SF = tickets can be bought fro $5! Im thinking of going with him. It's early July right before July 4th.

Ozzie's been here for almost as long as I've been alive and I still have trouble understanding him

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Chapman might be close to losing his job as closer. His stuff is not dominant anymore.

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Fast talker. Rumor is he's hard to understand in Spanish too, you know, for those that speak it.

Did he stop at Pheasant Run?

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

i used to work with a guy from foggia, italy. his wife was from sicily. they got married in the mid 60s. his parents and his in-laws couldn't understand each other, even though they lived 150 miles apart. might as well been a japanese - haitian wedding. despite the relatively close distance, the dialects barred communication. to work and earn money in the usa, each learned to speak english after they came here. chapman has earned enough money to pay for english lessons, has the time in the off-season to learn, he just doesn't care to learn.

the bosman ruling in europe turned professional footballers into polyglots. it usually takes a 1 1/2 years for a player to learn a new language - less time if it's a player from a romance speaking nation playing in another romance language nation. what is chapman's excuse?

ok, i did hear bernstein call donaldson a d-bag, which is likely correct. to back his stance, spiegel's sunday am interview with doug glanville was replayed for the 4th time on the score.

Yeah, I heard that one live yesterday...did I hear it right that Glanville said he was shoveling snow in his own driveway when a cop accused him of hustling the homeowner for money?

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donaldson got a one game suspension, maybe he has to cut TA's lawn for a month.

Lol, I was just listening to Joe Kelly, who is in studio with P&S (really good so far) and when the one-game suspension was announced, Kelly said he got 8 games for frowning at Correa.

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TA says he's new Jackie. JD calls him Jackie. TA plays violence & race cards. JD gets suspended.

TA also waits until there's a crowd before going after Donaldson when he could have done it when it was just them the previous inning.

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

He's too busy having sex with your mom to learn.

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Worked with a guy who came here from Poland speaking no English. Said he learned from watching TV. Spoke very good English.

right....always first to jump at any perceived put-down towards a minority. can't respond to the issue, needs to transpose his personal fantasies upon others. piece of shit, you're in the inner sanctum around here to get away with that with no consequence.

Been a while since I read an ISOP claim. Cool.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Seems like the guy you should be mad at is the one railing your mom…

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Polyglots. That's a funny word. It's -70 over hullabaloo.

No, the contributing factor is that Tim Anderson is a pussy . Maybe one day he can sit down and make a video of people reading mean comments directed at him.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

delete

I hate the flubs but they were right not to resign Rizzo, Bryant,, or Baez. Its May Rizzo is down to .228 already, Bryant missed another game because of his back and Baez sucks.

brew crew missed hader last night. out for the padre series for personal reasons.

2-2..goes to the 10th. brewers bases loaded, no outs and the padres get out of the inning with a double play (home to first) and a ground out. padres win it in the 10th.

giants get routed again at home. the amazing mets keep it up.

2 of the most disappointing clubs in the NL happen to be in the mets' division, the phillies and braves in atlanta. phillies whack the ball around, braves can't do anything with wheeler. tonight, it's fried for the braves and i'm thinking the braves respond tonight.

cubbies and pirates both with 17 wins, who gets to 18 first? the orioles with one more win than both those clubs.

You'll have to excuse Spiral Stairs. He's from CUM TOWN.

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Ecclesiastes 5:8

The story about the underground cheesesteak eating contest held in the visiting clubhouse at Philly is both awesome and kind of disgusting at the same time. The strength coach for the rockies ate 25 full size cheesesteaks over a 4 game series. At least it seems to be a thing for non essential staff like the bullpen catcher and strength coaches and not the players. I am surprised that vogelbach doesn't have his name atop the leaderboards.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

I could definitely pound down 3-4 in a day and probably more if that was all I was eating

I love cheesesteaks

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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