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Crown Your King!
Elmhurst Steve 36%  36%  [ 5 ]
good dolphin 64%  64%  [ 9 ]
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leashyourkids
 Post subject: Baseball Troll Award
PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 5:39 pm 
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These guys put a lot of effort into their craft, even though it may not seem like it. Let's give them some kudos by voting on a King Troll.

Tale of the tape:

They are both valued members of a message board somewhere.

They both love to brag about their relationships with Chicago pseudo-celebrities.

They are both horrifically poor at math.

They are both wicked eye candy for the ladies.

Differences:

One posts mainly in the Cubs section. The other posts exclusively in the Cubs section.

One is openly racist. The other is more nuanced about it.

One is despised by Cubs fans. The other one constantly hits on Spaulding.

One thinks highly of himself because he had a bullshit job that everyone laughs at. The other is a painter.

One is oblivious to how simple and obvious his posts are. The other lies about his bowling scores.


Great men!!! Which one is the ultimate baseball troll?!

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Kirkwood
 Post subject: Re: Baseball Troll Award
PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2016 6:30 pm 
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dolphin is FAR SUPERIOR.
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 Post subject: Re: Baseball Troll Award
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Best troll or worst troll?

Best = funniest

Worst = after a few posts, you no longer want to kick the person in the balls; you just don't care.

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Frank Coztansa
 Post subject: Re: Baseball Troll Award
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Steve is not a troll. He is actually that stupid and annoying.

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Don Tiny
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leashyourkids wrote:
These guys put a lot of effort into their craft


Both fine examples of the axiom "activity ≠ accomplishment".

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 Post subject: Re: Baseball Troll Award
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dolphin is a master.

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 Post subject: Re: Baseball Troll Award
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Don Tiny wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
These guys put a lot of effort into their craft


Both fine examples of the axiom "activity ≠ accomplishment".

:lol:

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Nas
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JORR does great work too

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 Post subject: Re: Baseball Troll Award
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Nas wrote:
JORR does great work too


This thread is about baseball, not Muslims or women.

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Hussra
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Steve is not a troll. He is actually that stupid and annoying.

I was going to say Steve believes what he says. Dolphin is a shit stirrer.
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Douchebag
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JORR is Babe Ruth of baseball trolling. those other guys are bill naharodny

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I will withhold my opinions so as not to influence voting

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Hank Scorpio
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 03, 2016 9:18 am 
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Dolphin is the king. Steve is a putz.

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Steve doesn't really troll, so I don't get the comparison. He just says dumb obvious shit like "I predict the Cubs will be good and the sox won't" and then pats himself on the back if he's right.

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