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Author:  leashyourkids [ Fri Sep 30, 2016 5:39 pm ]
Post subject:  Baseball Troll Award

These guys put a lot of effort into their craft, even though it may not seem like it. Let's give them some kudos by voting on a King Troll.

Tale of the tape:

They are both valued members of a message board somewhere.

They both love to brag about their relationships with Chicago pseudo-celebrities.

They are both horrifically poor at math.

They are both wicked eye candy for the ladies.

Differences:

One posts mainly in the Cubs section. The other posts exclusively in the Cubs section.

One is openly racist. The other is more nuanced about it.

One is despised by Cubs fans. The other one constantly hits on Spaulding.

One thinks highly of himself because he had a bullshit job that everyone laughs at. The other is a painter.

One is oblivious to how simple and obvious his posts are. The other lies about his bowling scores.


Great men!!! Which one is the ultimate baseball troll?!

Author:  Kirkwood [ Fri Sep 30, 2016 6:30 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Baseball Troll Award

dolphin is FAR SUPERIOR.

Author:  formerlyknownas [ Fri Sep 30, 2016 6:35 pm ]
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Best troll or worst troll?

Best = funniest

Worst = after a few posts, you no longer want to kick the person in the balls; you just don't care.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Fri Sep 30, 2016 6:35 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Baseball Troll Award

Steve is not a troll. He is actually that stupid and annoying.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Fri Sep 30, 2016 6:53 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Baseball Troll Award

leashyourkids wrote:
These guys put a lot of effort into their craft


Both fine examples of the axiom "activity ≠ accomplishment".

Author:  Terry's Peeps [ Fri Sep 30, 2016 7:07 pm ]
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dolphin is a master.

Author:  formerlyknownas [ Fri Sep 30, 2016 7:12 pm ]
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Don Tiny wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
These guys put a lot of effort into their craft


Both fine examples of the axiom "activity ≠ accomplishment".

:lol:

Author:  Nas [ Fri Sep 30, 2016 7:21 pm ]
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JORR does great work too

Author:  leashyourkids [ Fri Sep 30, 2016 7:24 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Baseball Troll Award

Nas wrote:
JORR does great work too


This thread is about baseball, not Muslims or women.

Author:  Hussra [ Fri Sep 30, 2016 7:31 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Baseball Troll Award

Image

Theo walking back to Boston to sign Ortiz & Manny for next year.

Author:  Colonel Angus [ Fri Sep 30, 2016 9:06 pm ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Steve is not a troll. He is actually that stupid and annoying.

I was going to say Steve believes what he says. Dolphin is a shit stirrer.

Author:  Douchebag [ Sat Oct 01, 2016 2:09 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Baseball Troll Award

Keyser

Author:  Hatchetman [ Sat Oct 01, 2016 6:27 pm ]
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JORR is Babe Ruth of baseball trolling. those other guys are bill naharodny

Author:  good dolphin [ Mon Oct 03, 2016 9:01 am ]
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I will withhold my opinions so as not to influence voting

Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Mon Oct 03, 2016 9:18 am ]
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Dolphin is the king. Steve is a putz.

Author:  FavreFan [ Mon Oct 03, 2016 9:36 am ]
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Steve doesn't really troll, so I don't get the comparison. He just says dumb obvious shit like "I predict the Cubs will be good and the sox won't" and then pats himself on the back if he's right.

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