Apologist wrote:
Vlad is very close to being first-ballot
WOOHOO!!! i dont wanna look during the day, i just wanna be ready to pop the champagne latter. yes, i even have champagne for this, but i guess i might as well not since i haven't incessantly boasted about it on media more social than this place.
vlad's my guy sports-wise... honestly, i didnt give a shit about SPORTS as a whole til i was dragged into a fantasy baseball league, i determined to beat out my old friend (the only one who could beat me on stanardized tests in like 4th grade and shit, now he works for the treasury dept or something) and you know, once i saw vlad bat on a july 4th ESPN game i was just like "game over, this is my guy this is my team fuck the bullshit" because it doesnt take me long to figure shit out... that this "vladimir guerrero" dude was suitable baseball-hero material.... and he never steered me wrong from there.
and yes, i won that inaugeral fantasy league. tho there was a bit of controversy because with the sept 11th stuff we didnt know if there was going to be an extra week of games in the 1st week of october (that counted for fantasy baseball, i mean) and since yer 1 was weekly changes on MLB.com you had to get your shit in.... and because of that fuck up there was some glitch that caused me to have an invalid roster if there was another week of fantasy games, and i wasnt losing the league because of bullshit like that so i found an exploitalbe URL hole (i.e. you modify some of the values in that long URL gobbeldygook) that allowed me to devalidate every other team in the league for a possible "Extra" week.... there wasn't one, but still i had to go into the next season hearing about a "Tainted victory" and etc.
so of course i had beermania 2002 won until the commish exploited yahoo's then lack of IP limits to basically cut 5/7 of his SPs every single day and bum rush the # of starts to get aggregate stats like wins and Ks in his favor, which gave him just enough to pip me by 1-2pts to win the league (cuz i couldn't do the same thing since i was leading in ERA/WHIP, a guy going out 6IP 4ER +W = not good for me, great for commish)
we burned out and never played again cuz the whole league hated me... you know, a good warm-up for going on to nas' league, telling them exactly what i was gonna do in the first draft ("if you guys are stupid enough to give me 16 keepers i'm going to spend 3 years only building my team, then in year 4 i flip a switch and unleash a juggernaught that will rain hellfire on your league for years to come") and despite them cutting down from 16 to 12 keepers after 2 years (when i accidentally stumbled into the league semis) i've managed to flip that switch in year 4 and i've won all 3 leagues in a row since said switch flipping.
i mean, hey, sometimes you try to tell people but they just wanna slag you off like you're a goddamn idiot. brb rapping.
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Curious Hair wrote:
Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?