Sano is getting screwed because his pitcher can't get it over the plate. He's coming on late, but he took a lot of pitches early and lost a lot of time. Ended up with 11. That's beatable.

Did some annoying college girl win a contest to be a guest commentator during the HR derby? Jeez...

John Lackey should be the pitcher for this

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

That's the girl that does Sunday Night Baseball every week. She's an ex soft ball player.

Yeah but Curt Schilling !!!!

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Actually? that's not okayyy.

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496 with bp pitches. Fuck! Just once

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

She's really, really excited. These home runs are getting her wet. That's pretty cool.

This guy cheated. They have to land before you throw the next pitch. He hit two out before they landed.

Putting a time clock and seeding these guys has made this event better.

I love watching these where the dads are pitching to their sons.

Greatest. Game. Ever.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Is Cody Bellinger's mother Ann Coulter?

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

I posted (then deleted) that same thing in the other ASG thread

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Not a mult.

Who knew Bellinger was married to Ann Coulter? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Yeah I saw. Lol

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

I should learn how to read. Maybe even read regularly.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Uhhh sorry to rain on your parade, but this is an exhibition.

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Even in practice this is the greatest game ever

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Yup. No game comes close.

This pitcher isn't throwing hard enough to Bellinger. Maybe 40 mph. You gotta throw it at least 60 mph. That helps it go out. The harder you throw the better it comes off the bat.

WOW

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Not a mult.

Damn! A Vladimir style bomb two inches off the ground

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

The HR derby is like the dunk contest. I don't understand the appeal of it once you're an adult.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

So there's no truth to that myth that this thing fucks up your swing in the second half, right?

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

And it's not even close .

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

My son told me when he is in it he wants me to pitch to him. I thought that was very nice but the reality is I would embarrass myself by hitting him with a few.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I watched a little of that softball game. Ivan Rodriguez and Bernie Williams need to put the fork down. Jennie Finch has kept it pretty tight at 36 with kids.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

She would have been less annoying had she not been yelling most of the time.

He shouldn't crowd the plate if he doesn't want to get hit.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I hit a kid in the helmet the other day. You don't want to be the first couple or last couple of batters when I'm throwing BP. The middle guys are safe.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.