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Author:  whistler [ Thu Aug 01, 2019 1:00 am ]
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Yes, Davey, cuz that's what Harry used to call him.

Anyway, fucker has got the Nationals over .500 and in position for a wild card.

They are playing great lately. Stasburg finally has reached his potential. Always was good but oft-injured and never could win games even with good numbers.

Now at 14-4 he has finally come into his own.

But even besides him, and without Harper, and after a rough start, they are somehow doin' it.

Davey Martinez. Former Cub and Maddon understudy.

Author:  billypootons [ Thu Aug 01, 2019 1:21 am ]
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But has he ever had sex in a plane?

Author:  tommy [ Thu Aug 01, 2019 4:47 pm ]
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billypootons wrote:
But has he ever had sex in a plane?

Or with Sandberg's husband?

Author:  whistler [ Sun Aug 25, 2019 6:07 pm ]
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pretty impressive. Came in and swept his former team and former boss.

Hard to believe this team is on such a tear after the slow start.

Author:  whistler [ Tue Sep 17, 2019 10:25 pm ]
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Had heart procedure yesterday.

Get well soon.

Chip Hale taking over as manager for now. Always thought that name was funny.

https://www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/276 ... -procedure

Author:  whistler [ Sat Sep 21, 2019 3:42 pm ]
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Martinez is ok and is returnin' to the club.

Author:  whistler [ Tue Oct 01, 2019 10:54 pm ]
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Happy for Dave. They are basically back to where they were 2 years ago against the Cubs. Now, can they get over the hump? Or will Dusty have another laugh at their expense?

Imagine if they lost tonight, Dusty would be sittin' pretty.

Author:  whistler [ Tue Oct 15, 2019 8:25 pm ]
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NOBODY was payin' attention.

NOBODY fuckin' cared.

But here he is. He is now full bloom. Sittin' at the cusp of a World Series.

A Joe Maddon disciple.

This is the start of the Joe Maddon tree.

Author:  Beardown [ Tue Oct 15, 2019 8:48 pm ]
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Even if he wins the world series as a manager, he'll always be remembered for banging Ryne Sandberg's wife first and foremost.

That will always be his greatest accomplishment in life.

Author:  whistler [ Tue Oct 15, 2019 10:12 pm ]
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Beardown wrote:
Even if he wins the world series as a manager, he'll always be remembered for banging Ryne Sandberg's wife first and foremost.

That will always be his greatest accomplishment in life.



really? He actually did that? I've never heard of that.

Author:  Regular Reader [ Tue Oct 15, 2019 10:13 pm ]
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Beardown wrote:
Even if he wins the world series as a manager, he'll always be remembered for banging Ryne Sandberg's wife first and foremost.

That will always be his greatest accomplishment in life.


Was it just him, or Palmeiro as well?

Author:  Hussra [ Tue Oct 15, 2019 10:27 pm ]
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Image

Author:  Hatchetman [ Wed Oct 16, 2019 7:43 am ]
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wonder what she looks like today...

Author:  badrogue17 [ Wed Oct 16, 2019 7:53 am ]
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Hatchetman wrote:
wonder what she looks like today...

I’m guessing that corn is well past harvest.

Author:  Hatchetman [ Wed Oct 16, 2019 8:02 am ]
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badrogue17 wrote:
Hatchetman wrote:
wonder what she looks like today...

I’m guessing that corn is well past harvest.


probably but you never know...corn can remain in perfect condition as long as it is stored properly.

Author:  tommy [ Wed Oct 16, 2019 8:07 am ]
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Regular Reader wrote:
Beardown wrote:
Even if he wins the world series as a manager, he'll always be remembered for banging Ryne Sandberg's wife first and foremost.

That will always be his greatest accomplishment in life.


Was it just him, or Palmeiro as well?

Yep. Click Hussra's link and scroll up. WTF...poor Ryno.

Author:  GoldenJet [ Wed Oct 16, 2019 8:19 am ]
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Bet she was a royal, high maintenance bitch. Cute little thing though. I think she probably aged well.

Author:  good dolphin [ Wed Oct 16, 2019 8:27 am ]
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I'll have to look but I seem to remember her look already being a little dated even at the time of the cornhole.

Author:  whistler [ Wed Oct 16, 2019 10:30 pm ]
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Hussra wrote:
Image



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

so wait a minute, if Martinez fucked Sandberg's wife, and they jettisoned him for it, how the hell did he ever make it back to the organization as a bench coach?

Shouldnt this have caused an uproar?

Why would they let him back?

Palmeiro, banished. Sosa, banished. But Martinez is ok??

Author:  Beardown [ Thu Oct 17, 2019 12:05 am ]
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Regular Reader wrote:
Beardown wrote:
Even if he wins the world series as a manager, he'll always be remembered for banging Ryne Sandberg's wife first and foremost.

That will always be his greatest accomplishment in life.


Was it just him, or Palmeiro as well?


Yeah. Palmeiro got her. Shit, I'm sure Mark Grace banged her too. But I heard she refused the advances of Hector Villinoweva. So she had some standards.

Author:  whistler [ Fri Oct 18, 2019 8:23 pm ]
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Beardown wrote:
Regular Reader wrote:
Beardown wrote:
Even if he wins the world series as a manager, he'll always be remembered for banging Ryne Sandberg's wife first and foremost.

That will always be his greatest accomplishment in life.


Was it just him, or Palmeiro as well?


Yeah. Palmeiro got her. Shit, I'm sure Mark Grace banged her too. But I heard she refused the advances of Hector Villinoweva. So she had some standards.



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  whistler [ Fri Nov 01, 2019 12:51 am ]
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And now he wins the World Series. An ex-Cub.

The Joe Maddon tree has officially started.

Author:  Douchebag [ Fri Nov 01, 2019 8:30 am ]
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whistler wrote:
And now he wins the World Series. An ex-Cub.

The Joe Maddon tree has officially started.

Hang yourself from the Joe Maddon tree.

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