buckeyejake wrote:
but you really have no clue what wouldve happened if he didnt get hurt. it would be like saying that if pedro martinez wasnt hurt all the time hed have 300 wins already.
Dear Mr. Buckeye Jake:
Perhaps you are unaware that you are addressing one of the very few people in the world who accurately predicted that the legendary New York Football Giants would defeat the New England Patriots in the Super Bowl. Perhaps you are further unaware that in a post
ON THIS VERY MESSAGE BOARD PRIOR TO THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE PLAYOFFS, I accurately predicted the result of
EVERY SINGLE AFC AND NFC PLAYOFF GAME (with the exception of Washington-Seattle).
When I first read your comments in response to my post, I briefly considered adding you to my list of enemies, upon which you would have joined scoundrels and mongrels like Nancy Pelosi, Hootmon, Regular Reader and various Attorneys of no consequence to this discussion, including, but not limited to, Pigman. Upon further review, however, I have decided to explain my genius to you, and graciously allow you the opportunity to apologize for your transgression.
Please allow this to serve, therefore, as notice that I accept your apology in advance for the above referenced insult. I will chalk same up to your ignorance of my great genius.
Trust me, nobody loves God’s Perfect Baseball Player,
Mickey Charles Mantle, more than I do. I would inform you that I have, therefore, performed exhaustive studies concerning the 1961 season. Based upon a scientific analysis of 846
extremely relevant variables, I have determined that the numbers indicate that
Mickey Charles Mantle would have struck a mighty 67.46 home runs had he not been injured in this season. Based upon the greatness of
Mickey Charles Mantle, I have rounded this figure up to 75, utilizing a mathematical practice and protocol commonly accepted in certain Eastern Bloc countries and Indonesia (excluding Banda Aceh). You should also be advised that I have extensively briefed my 4 year old son on the results of my research, and he is in perfect agreement with my reasoning and conclusions. Were I a Graduate Student in Mathematics/Statistics/Baseball Studies, I am 95 percent certain that this Thesis would be acclaimed as the greatest thesis ever.
I would also hope that you realize that the purpose of this post is not to bring further shame upon you. I am certain that you have suffered enough. God knows this is true, especially if you are a somewhat regular reader of the stark raving mad Socialists who presently constitute a majority on this board. Therefore, I remain;
Your friend in the greatness and glory of
Mickey Charles Mantle and the 2008 World Champion New York Yankees, SR86.