stoneroses86 wrote:
Tell me, dear friends, have you ever seen a sweeter swing than the one being exhibited by Mickey Charles Mantle
Yes...
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| Author: | stoneroses86 [ Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:05 am ] |
| Post subject: | Mickey Charles Mantle |
On this date in 1951, the already glorious New York Yankees exponentially increased their glory by promoting a young man from Spavinaw, Oklahoma named Mickey Charles Mantle. At first wearing the unfamiliar number 6, Mickey Charles Mantle embarked upon a Hall of Fame career in which he would swat a mighty 536 home runs. In addition, this legendary figure would appear in World Series in 1951, 1952, 1953, 1955, 1956, 1957, 1958, 1960, 1961, 1962, 1963 and 1964, reigning as a World Champion following seven (7) of said Series. Following the retirement of Mickey Charles Mantle, it was universally agreed by all serious scholars of this most majestic game that Mickey Charles Mantle was, indeed, the most perfect baseball player ever to lace up spikes. It is believed by many that Mickey Charles Mantle would have struck 846 home runs had his career not been shortened by injury and occasional intoxicants. The legend of this glorious athlete has continued to grow to the present day, and will continue to grow up to the time that this great nation becomes an Islamic Republic. At that time, his records will probably be erased and/or destroyed. Look to the photograph at left. Tell me, dear friends, have you ever seen a sweeter swing than the one being exhibited by Mickey Charles Mantle? Of course you haven’t. Here’s to Mickey Charles Mantle, God’s Most Perfect Baseball Player. |
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| Author: | stoneroses86 [ Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:14 am ] |
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Bile Spewing Cretin wrote: Mantle squandered his talent by abusing himself. His best years were his early/mid-20s.
By the time he got to his 30s, he was a shell of what he could have been. Congratulations! You have just sprinted past John Murtha, Harry Reid, and Nancy Pelosi to the top of my enemies list. |
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| Author: | stoneroses86 [ Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:24 am ] |
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Bile Spewing Cretin wrote: Harry Reid squandered his talent by abusing himself. His best years were his early/mid-20s.
By the time he got to his 30s, he was a shell of what he could have been. Now that is a Bile Spewing Cretin that I can live with. Very funny! |
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| Author: | Keyser Soze [ Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:31 am ] |
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'Seven? Yeah, I guess I could see it. Seven. Seven periods of school, seven beatings a day. Roughly seven stitches a beating, and eventually seven years to life. Yeah, you're doing that child quite a service'. |
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| Author: | good dolphin [ Thu Apr 17, 2008 12:12 pm ] |
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Who? |
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| Author: | lipidquadcab [ Thu Apr 17, 2008 5:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Mickey Charles Mantle |
stoneroses86 wrote: Tell me, dear friends, have you ever seen a sweeter swing than the one being exhibited by Mickey Charles Mantle
Yes...
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| Author: | W_Z [ Fri Apr 18, 2008 6:29 am ] |
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you know another thing that was great about mickey charles mantle? he hated billy crystal. |
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