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Can anyone account for the safety of Hannah Montana?
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Author:  spanky [ Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:57 am ]
Post subject:  Can anyone account for the safety of Hannah Montana?

Daily News is reporting:

Roger Clemens had a decade-long relationship with country star Mindy McCready that began when she was a 15-year-old aspiring singer and the pitcher was a Boston Red Sox ace. :shock:

Do you think he also kept her locked in a cellar in rural western Austria?

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:01 pm ]
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Can take a man out of Texas, but can't take Texas out of a man.

Author:  Beebo [ Mon Apr 28, 2008 1:00 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Can anyone account for the safety of Hannah Montana?

spanky wrote:
Daily News is reporting:

Roger Clemens had a decade-long relationship with country star Mindy McCready that began when she was a 15-year-old aspiring singer and the pitcher was a Boston Red Sox ace. :shock:

Do you think he also kept her locked in a cellar in rural western Austria?


Really not too concerned about Hannah... So, like, is Roger her dad, and how many kids have they had together?!?

That deal in Austria is about as classic as they come. "Hey look, everyone, she's back after running away 25 years ago!"

One might wonder why a 75 year old guy is buying enough groceries for 9 people, every week. That's just 20+ years of people looking the other way...

Author:  good dolphin [ Mon Apr 28, 2008 2:13 pm ]
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Desperation to keep up with a much younger woman caused Mrs. Clemens to take steroids and glue beach balls to the front of her chest.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Mon Apr 28, 2008 2:15 pm ]
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As opposed to all those women who get boob jobs in the back of thier chests?

Author:  Beardown [ Mon Apr 28, 2008 3:33 pm ]
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good dolphin wrote:
Desperation to keep up with a much younger woman caused Mrs. Clemens to take steroids and glue beach balls to the front of her chest.


She was 15. If Mrs. Clemens wanted to keep up she'd have to remove her breasts and completely shave her vagina. I don't think the girl hit puberty when Clemens started banging her.

Author:  Beardown [ Mon Apr 28, 2008 3:40 pm ]
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You know what's the funniest thing is about Clemens and his Texas, delusional ego?

He has absolutely no clue that he's going to hell. He still thinks he's going to meet his God and Jesus will ask him to sign a baseball.

Author:  Hawkeye Vince [ Mon Apr 28, 2008 3:41 pm ]
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Well, that might explain why her and Dean Cain never got married.

Author:  Beebo [ Mon Apr 28, 2008 4:09 pm ]
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Beardown wrote:
You know what's the funniest thing is about Clemens and his Texas, delusional ego?

He has absolutely no clue that he's going to hell. He still thinks he's going to meet his God and Jesus will ask him to sign a baseball.


Parts of Texas are pretty damn close. He's just confused.

(So I go look at these Miley photos. OMG, she's showing her bare shoulders!! Pedo-bait; pedo-bait!!!)

Author:  Beardown [ Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:01 pm ]
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Well, it all depends on Mindy McCready. She's like 30 now right?

She might still like Clemens. She might try to protect him. If she denys they had sex while she was a minor there is nothing that can be done.

I'm hoping she hates him now for whatever reason. She admits Clemens banged her when she was a kid and Clemens goes to jail.

If she does hate Clemens I'll bet Roger has already offered her money to lie about it.

She didn't come out with this story. So you have to believe she'll protect him. Who knows? Maybe not.

Author:  Bulldog Scott [ Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:04 pm ]
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Sorry, I thought this was the funniest thread title I've seen in a while.

Author:  Mr. Reason [ Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:08 pm ]
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I doubt she will say anything at this point. I see no circumstances where she would be required to testify under oath, so I think this will just go away.
Oh how the mighty have fallen. If Clemens would have just shelved his ego and ignored the Mitchell report, he would not be in this mess.
I love it. He is a pudwhack, for sure. I just don't know if he is a pedophilic pudwhack. But in any event, he is a creepy human being.

Author:  Beardown [ Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:34 pm ]
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Uh oh. Mindy has confirmed the story. "I cannot refute anything in the story." Mindy said. This is hot of the presses. NY Daily News just reports this as I went to their site. They broke the story and I wanted to see if they got her reaction. Looky. Looky.

Yesssss!!!!!

http://www.nydailynews.com/

Earlier today, through his lawyer, Roger denied ever having a sexual relationship with her.

Mindy still speaks highly of Roger in this article. Still, she confirmed he statutorily raped her. Not really actually. It's still unclear if he banged her while she was under age. I'm sure he did it's just not clear in the article.

What's Roger gonna do now? Say she's a liar? I'll bet he will even though she never wanted this story out and still likes Roger. That's Roger. Lie even when people know you are. Just like he did to Congress.

Roger - Mr. Congressman, I think Mindy misremembers banging me. Sir.

I love this. :lol: :lol:

Author:  Keyser Soze [ Tue Apr 29, 2008 10:45 am ]
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Instant Karma's gonna get you,
Gonna knock you right on the head,
You better get yourself together,
Pretty soon you're gonna be dead,

Author:  FavreFan [ Tue Apr 29, 2008 12:00 pm ]
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Keyser Soze wrote:
Instant Karma's gonna get you,
Gonna knock you right on the head,
You better get yourself together,
Pretty soon you're gonna be dead,


:salut:

Author:  radioray [ Tue Apr 29, 2008 10:57 pm ]
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I've seen Miley & Mindy at 15 & neither one lifted my rocket.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:09 pm ]
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Playing in the Minors

Author:  Ex-Media Guy [ Thu Dec 18, 2008 10:27 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Can anyone account for the safety of Hannah Montana?

spanky wrote:
Daily News is reporting:

Roger Clemens had a decade-long relationship with country star Mindy McCready that began when she was a 15-year-old aspiring singer and the pitcher was a Boston Red Sox ace. :shock:

Do you think he also kept her locked in a cellar in rural western Austria?


She just tried to commit suicide.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertain ... 6398.story

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