Couldn't Detroit come up with a better reason to put Dontrell on the DL than an anxiety disorder. That is twice now. Dontrell has now been labled as a mental case. Poor guy. Say he slipped out of the hot tub or fell of his truck washing his motorcycle.

Is not being able to get people out a disease?

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No. Its a disorder.

Its called Heilmanns disorder.

Is that similar to Gregg's Disease?

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Charlie: Oh shit. Look at that door dude. See that door right there? That door marked 'Pirate'? You think a pirate lives in there?
Dennis: I see a door marked 'Private.'

Cotts' Syndrome?

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MacDougal's syndrome

All of these afflictions only affect you during your stay in Chicago. Once you leave, you regain normal function.

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Charlie: Oh shit. Look at that door dude. See that door right there? That door marked 'Pirate'? You think a pirate lives in there?
Dennis: I see a door marked 'Private.'

I disagree. Greggs disease is a pre existing condition. He was never good. Ever.

Exception accepted.

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Charlie: Oh shit. Look at that door dude. See that door right there? That door marked 'Pirate'? You think a pirate lives in there?
Dennis: I see a door marked 'Private.'

this actually stage 2 of the disease... the inability to even get the ball over the plate

Are you guys intentionally leaving out Latroy Fever and the terrible STD - "Genital Farnswarts"?

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Alfonsecaitis that comes with the growth of extra digits....to go along with the fact that you can no longer get people out

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And swollen abdominal region. I think Lou has a mild case.

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Farnsworketts: A dehablitating disorder that causes 100mph flamethrowers to suck big fat donkey dick. Side effects include kicking Paul Wilsons ass.

Billy Koch rot.

+ 1

That was good.

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Charlie: Oh shit. Look at that door dude. See that door right there? That door marked 'Pirate'? You think a pirate lives in there?
Dennis: I see a door marked 'Private.'

It's too bad for him. Anxiety disorders are crippling and can reduce even the highest-functioning adults to quivering masses of fear.

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I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires. -Susan B. Anthony

disorders are bad except for disorder of chicken nuggets from wendy's, those are good.

Is that an allergy to mayonnaise ?

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I don't know about you, but the "D Train" has quickly derailed for the Detroit Tigers. He had such a promising start when he was with the Florida Marlins, and I remember people wondered why the Cubs were so quick to give up on Dontrelle Willis when he did. I remember his control in a recent game vs. the White Sox at U.S. Cellular Field was so bad, he was lucky to go 5 innings with all the walks he allowed and the Sox not being able to put runs on the board...

I have never played for the Detroit Tigers, so I'm unsure if I can derail for them or not.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

Well, that's what they call Dontrelle, Newper...