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Author:  Big Ern [ Fri Jun 19, 2009 10:06 am ]
Post subject:  Dontrell Willis

Couldn't Detroit come up with a better reason to put Dontrell on the DL than an anxiety disorder. That is twice now. Dontrell has now been labled as a mental case. Poor guy. Say he slipped out of the hot tub or fell of his truck washing his motorcycle.

Author:  Phil McCracken [ Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:20 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dontrell Willis

Is not being able to get people out a disease?

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:33 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dontrell Willis

Phil McCracken wrote:
Is not being able to get people out a disease?

No. Its a disorder.

Its called Heilmanns disorder.

Author:  DegenerateDave [ Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:34 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dontrell Willis

rogers park bryan wrote:
Phil McCracken wrote:
Is not being able to get people out a disease?

No. Its a disorder.

Its called Heilmanns disorder.


Is that similar to Gregg's Disease?

Author:  Phil McCracken [ Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:35 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dontrell Willis

rogers park bryan wrote:
Phil McCracken wrote:
Is not being able to get people out a disease?

No. Its a disorder.

Its called Heilmanns disorder.


Cotts' Syndrome?

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:36 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dontrell Willis

MacDougal's syndrome

Author:  DegenerateDave [ Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:37 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dontrell Willis

All of these afflictions only affect you during your stay in Chicago. Once you leave, you regain normal function.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:39 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dontrell Willis

DegenerateDave wrote:
All of these afflictions only affect you during your stay in Chicago. Once you leave, you regain normal function.

I disagree. Greggs disease is a pre existing condition. He was never good. Ever.

Author:  DegenerateDave [ Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:56 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dontrell Willis

rogers park bryan wrote:
DegenerateDave wrote:
All of these afflictions only affect you during your stay in Chicago. Once you leave, you regain normal function.

I disagree. Greggs disease is a pre existing condition. He was never good. Ever.


Exception accepted.

Author:  WestmontMike [ Fri Jun 19, 2009 12:59 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dontrell Willis

rogers park bryan wrote:
MacDougal's syndrome


this actually stage 2 of the disease... the inability to even get the ball over the plate

Author:  spanky [ Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:00 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dontrell Willis

Are you guys intentionally leaving out Latroy Fever and the terrible STD - "Genital Farnswarts"?

Author:  Phil McCracken [ Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dontrell Willis

Alfonsecaitis that comes with the growth of extra digits....to go along with the fact that you can no longer get people out

Author:  spanky [ Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:06 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dontrell Willis

Phil McCracken wrote:
Alfonsecaitis that comes with the growth of extra digits....to go along with the fact that you can no longer get people out

And swollen abdominal region. I think Lou has a mild case.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Fri Jun 19, 2009 1:08 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dontrell Willis

Farnsworketts: A dehablitating disorder that causes 100mph flamethrowers to suck big fat donkey dick. Side effects include kicking Paul Wilsons ass.

Author:  Keyser Soze [ Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:41 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dontrell Willis

Billy Koch rot.

Author:  DegenerateDave [ Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:53 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dontrell Willis

Keyser Soze wrote:
Billy Koch rot.


+ 1

That was good.

Author:  Jalapenos and More [ Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:58 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dontrell Willis

It's too bad for him. Anxiety disorders are crippling and can reduce even the highest-functioning adults to quivering masses of fear.

Author:  W_Z [ Sun Jun 21, 2009 5:27 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dontrell Willis

disorders are bad except for disorder of chicken nuggets from wendy's, those are good.

Author:  Chus [ Tue Jun 23, 2009 3:10 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dontrell Willis

rogers park bryan wrote:
Its called Heilmanns disorder.


Is that an allergy to mayonnaise ?

Author:  SHARK [ Tue Jun 23, 2009 3:25 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dontrell Willis

I don't know about you, but the "D Train" has quickly derailed for the Detroit Tigers. He had such a promising start when he was with the Florida Marlins, and I remember people wondered why the Cubs were so quick to give up on Dontrelle Willis when he did. I remember his control in a recent game vs. the White Sox at U.S. Cellular Field was so bad, he was lucky to go 5 innings with all the walks he allowed and the Sox not being able to put runs on the board...

Author:  newper [ Tue Jun 23, 2009 3:55 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dontrell Willis

SHARK wrote:
I don't know about you, but the "D Train" has quickly derailed for the Detroit Tigers.


I have never played for the Detroit Tigers, so I'm unsure if I can derail for them or not.

Author:  SHARK [ Tue Jun 23, 2009 9:56 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Dontrell Willis

newper wrote:
SHARK wrote:
I don't know about you, but the "D Train" has quickly derailed for the Detroit Tigers.


I have never played for the Detroit Tigers, so I'm unsure if I can derail for them or not.

Well, that's what they call Dontrelle, Newper...

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