Please have a look at this before you argue that Jake Peavy is going to revert to being a somehow mediocre pitcher when he arrives at the Cell.
http://espn.go.com/mlb/stats/parkfactorIf I didn't just fry my brain out on a boatload of work, I'd offer up some kind of smug bullshit here to imply that anyone making the aforementioned argument is a toothless goon who's likely never watched a full game of baseball in their lives. That's not where I'm taking this, for now, as all I want to do is go to sleep. Just have a look. Click through ranks by year. My theory here is that while I do place a lot of value on statistics, and fairly little on anecdotal evidence, Park Factor is one of those cases where both stats and stories are lying to you. I believe Barry Bonds (an expert, if there ever was one) when he says that Petco (formerly Qualcomm) was the toughest park within which to hit home runs, even with that odd indentation out by the right field foul pole. I do not, however, believe that Jake Peavy's THREE TRUE OUTCOMES (K, BB, HR) are going to fluctuate wildly out of control, rendering him grossly overpaid and painfully mediocre when he puts on a Sox uniform. Injuries will bite him sooner than the forest green fences will, and the impact of the injury he's currently struggling with will be nil. The Jake Peavy acquisition was a brilliant move by MR KW and anyone who says otherwise is a got-dang fool. Sorry, had to get that out of my system. But, seriously, guys. If you believe Park Factor (and if you believe Park Factor to the letter, then you have to believe that US Joan is a pitcher friendly park - not on par with Petco, but friendly nonetheless, this year) then look at it this way: Peavy's HR allowed may rise, but his other XBH will drop - significantly. Triples are apparently plentiful in SD, and only arrive by fool and error here in CHI; same with doubles. If you believe in Park Factor, then you'd have to agree with me that Peavy will allow fewer baserunners in Chicago than he did in San Diego, and baserunners are the currency of ballgames. Fewer baserunners, fewer runs,
go crazy!
But, seriously, just look at Park Factor and tell me it's not bunk. I remember when Josh Beckett was traded from Florida to the Red Sox the story was the same - Greg Rybarczyk of
HitTracker (great site, btw) claimed that Etadio Dauphin provided significant friendship and camaraderie to its pitchers in teal, and Fenway, with its odd angles and monster would compromise Beckett's ability to keep the ball off the ground and in the park. It was true for a year, then it normalized, and guess what? Park Factor now has Landshark Stadium (formerly Dolph Fin Arena) ranked as one of the parks most amenable to batsmen. Everything's upside down, cats and dogs, etc. etc.
So, yeah, fuck Park Factor, and fuck that humidor in Denver, too.
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