I What is the price of beers? I have tentatively budgeted $50.00 for Chicago Sports Fan Message Board beers, although I can unilaterally increase this amount if needed.

Also, if my son wears his Glorious ballcap and Derek Sanderson Jeter shirt, will he be beaten? As I am not worthy of wearing the Glorious logo, I will likely be wearing khaki pants, and a nice polo shirt.

What a generous offer by a great poster.

$50 should be enough for about 6 beers. Might be able to stretch it to 7 or 8 if you don't throw a buck tip in for each.

What a generous offer by a great poster. Well done. I might see you there.

Roses - I'd love to meet you there! I'm gonna need to know your real (glorious) board ID ahead of time though, that way I know who I'm looking for.

Hey, I just thought of a great trivia question to stump your friends: what team is twenty seven games over the .500 mark and has won the World Series the exact same number of times?

Or pretend it is someone else trying to convince you to do something C-R-A-A-Z-Y, like a married woman trying to have an affair with you.

Hey, I just thought of a great trivia question to stump your friends: what team is twenty seven games over the .500 mark and has won the World Series the exact same number of times?

I'll go if you will run onto the field waving a Mantle jersey in the air.

Maybe me and the married woman will show up and you can buy us both free beer

Will you still buy me a beer if I wear an Eagles jersey?

A learned panel of experts has apparently determined that the non-married individual is free of fault in an adulterous affair. For you, therefore, there would be free malts and hops. For your illicit love, however, I will offer only a stern lecture on the Book of Exodus.

I am going to get tickets to this game just so I can meet stoneroses.

Quite naturally yes. I sympathize with, and do not discriminate against, the mentally ill. I will, however, require a note from your medical professional assuring me that beer will not neutralize the effects of your anti-psychotic medication.

I'd rather go thirsty than drink a beer with a Connecticut liberal like stoneroses.

I am going to get tickets to this game just so I can meet stoneroses.

According to ESPN.com, based in Bristol, Connecticut (a/k/a "The Constitution and Nutmeg State"), my enemy A.J. Burnett is scheduled to start on Friday, August 27, 2010. Why is he my enemy, you may ask? Because he is a horrible pitcher, who causes me considerable angst on a regularly scheduled basis. He is a little like those clever threads that change a few letters of another thread's title - like there will be a thread called "Big Fan," and someone will start a thread called "Pig Man," which is a story for another day about a completely different enemy.

What does A.J. Burnett starting mean to you and me? If history is my guide, it means that the game will be out of reach by the third (3rd) inning. This will allow me more time for socializing, and you will be in a much better mood to consume FREE BEER!

I WELCOME ALL - EVEN MY ENEMIES!

I will be in Section 136, Row 16 or 18.

A proposal to you Mr. Stonerosies,

After the Yankees bat in the top of the third (3rd) inning, I shall meet you on the concourse directly behind section one-hundred and thirty six (136) where we can have a beer. If the Yankees have scored in the top half of that inning, you buy a round. If the White Sox score in the bottom half if the inning, I will buy the round.

Do we have a deal good sir?