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Author:  Keyser Soze [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:30 pm ]
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I knew that Ben Aflac fuckhead would weasel his way in that all stars among us opening. Now I'm pissed. God I hate him.

Author:  Keyser Soze [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:33 pm ]
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A-Pud is a mugging fuck face piece of shit too. Why in the hell did I watch that crap on a stick?!?

Author:  Mr. Reason [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:38 pm ]
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You and I have similar tastes in men, Keyser...

Author:  Keyser Soze [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:41 pm ]
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I'm not surprised.

Rod Carew threw a BB. Man, that guy could flat out hit.

Author:  Keyser Soze [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:45 pm ]
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I'm still picking the AL. The NL has slightly better pitching but the AL has some serious thump. Someone (Pauly??) is going to hit a late home run.

Author:  Mr. Reason [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:46 pm ]
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Keyser Soze wrote:
I'm not surprised.

Rod Carew threw a BB. Man, that guy could flat out hit.

Yes, yes he could. I am not sure that anyone went to left-center better than him, at least in my baseball lifetime.

Author:  Keyser Soze [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:50 pm ]
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I just looked up his stats. 92 career home runs, 445 career doubles and 112 career triples say you are exactly right. Can you say gap hitter??

Author:  Mr. Reason [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:53 pm ]
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Keyser Soze wrote:
I just looked up his stats. 92 career home runs and 445 career doubles say you are exactly right. Can you say gap hitter??

Yes, a true gap hitter, if he played in the 90's he may very well have hit 400 homeruns. That is, if he didn't have a conscience.

Author:  Mr. Reason [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:55 pm ]
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Ichiro is a hotdoggin' little bastard, but he sure can play.

Author:  Keyser Soze [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:02 pm ]
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I'm a wear your pants high kind of guy but what does Jimenez have going on there? Does he always wear his socks like that? It looks terrible. Grey shoes??

Author:  Keyser Soze [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:07 pm ]
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In David Price's last start he threw 103 pitches and 92 of them were fastballs. 92!!! That is unbelievably awesome.

Author:  Mr. Reason [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:09 pm ]
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Is it just me, or does Braun look a bit more normal than he used to?

Author:  johnnyfontane [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:13 pm ]
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They're all wearing those Great Gazoo helmets.

Author:  Keyser Soze [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:20 pm ]
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I think that's Scott Bora$ sitting behind home plate. Hopefully one of these guys can air mail one and knock out his teeth. Add him to the list, Reason.

Author:  Keyser Soze [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:27 pm ]
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Sure Toriiiiiiiiiii. Everytime you drink a Pepsi you keep a black man out of baseball.

Author:  Mr. Reason [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:32 pm ]
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Wasn't Josh Johnson the Marlin hurler grabbed by the jersey and drug in to the tunnel by Girardi a few years ago? He certainly has come back from surgery with a purpose.

Author:  Keyser Soze [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:38 pm ]
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That was douchebag extraordinaire Scott Olsen. He's on the Nats now and I think he's hurt. From what I've read Josh Johnson is a good guy.

Author:  Mr. Reason [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:40 pm ]
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Yep, that's it, Keyser, I had another Kenny/Tito moment, I guess. The mind is the first thing to go.

Author:  Mr. Reason [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:58 pm ]
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The gun is way hot. These guys aren't throwing that damn hard.

Author:  Keyser Soze [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:00 pm ]
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They had Pfaggot throwing 94-95. That homo doesn't throw nearly that hard.

That was a golden opportunity for the NL. Bad AB by Hart.

Author:  Mr. Reason [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:03 pm ]
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Yeah, bad call by the third base coach, too. It takes a great throw to get Wright at the plate, make Hamilton make the throw.

Author:  Mr. Reason [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:06 pm ]
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WTF was that? Christ, these pitchers need to learn to play the fucking game. You see that kinda shit in my son's tee-ball league.

Author:  newper [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:06 pm ]
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Say it aint so Kuo!

Author:  Keyser Soze [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:07 pm ]
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I wanted him to air mail the catcher. Bora$ isn't sitting behind the 1st baseman.

Author:  Free Ajent [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:08 pm ]
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newper wrote:
Say it aint so Kuo!


That was not Quid pro Kuo

Author:  Keyser Soze [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:43 pm ]
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newper wrote:
Say it aint so Kuo!

I've had that awful Hall and Oats song in my head ever since I read this post.

Say it isn't Kuo
it isn't Kuo-Oh
Oh say it isn't Kuo
Oh-oh-oh

Author:  Don Tiny [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:48 pm ]
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Keyser Soze wrote:
newper wrote:
Say it aint so Kuo!

I've had that awful Hall and Oats song in my head ever since I read this post.

Say it isn't Kuo
it isn't Kuo-Oh
Oh say it isn't Kuo
Oh-oh-oh


Peculiar drums (snare in particular) and sound-effects in that song .... beautifully, dreadfully flush with that 80s feel.

I thought they pointed out where Poo-holes' helmet is notably smaller than everyone else's .... or did I mishear that?

Author:  Keyser Soze [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:52 pm ]
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Thornton vs Byrd. Nice.

Even with a lefty on deck he's going right at him.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:56 pm ]
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Brandon Phillips is now on my bus list.

Author:  Keyser Soze [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:57 pm ]
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Ouch babe. McCann crushed that ball.

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