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Author: | Keyser Soze [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:30 pm ] |
Post subject: | The all star game |
I knew that Ben Aflac fuckhead would weasel his way in that all stars among us opening. Now I'm pissed. God I hate him. |
Author: | Keyser Soze [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:33 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: The all star game |
A-Pud is a mugging fuck face piece of shit too. Why in the hell did I watch that crap on a stick?!? |
Author: | Mr. Reason [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:38 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: The all star game |
You and I have similar tastes in men, Keyser... |
Author: | Keyser Soze [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:41 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: The all star game |
I'm not surprised. Rod Carew threw a BB. Man, that guy could flat out hit. |
Author: | Keyser Soze [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:45 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: The all star game |
I'm still picking the AL. The NL has slightly better pitching but the AL has some serious thump. Someone (Pauly??) is going to hit a late home run. |
Author: | Mr. Reason [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:46 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: The all star game |
Keyser Soze wrote: I'm not surprised. Rod Carew threw a BB. Man, that guy could flat out hit. Yes, yes he could. I am not sure that anyone went to left-center better than him, at least in my baseball lifetime. |
Author: | Keyser Soze [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:50 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: The all star game |
I just looked up his stats. 92 career home runs, 445 career doubles and 112 career triples say you are exactly right. Can you say gap hitter?? |
Author: | Mr. Reason [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:53 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: The all star game |
Keyser Soze wrote: I just looked up his stats. 92 career home runs and 445 career doubles say you are exactly right. Can you say gap hitter?? Yes, a true gap hitter, if he played in the 90's he may very well have hit 400 homeruns. That is, if he didn't have a conscience. |
Author: | Mr. Reason [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 7:55 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: The all star game |
Ichiro is a hotdoggin' little bastard, but he sure can play. |
Author: | Keyser Soze [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:02 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: The all star game |
I'm a wear your pants high kind of guy but what does Jimenez have going on there? Does he always wear his socks like that? It looks terrible. Grey shoes?? |
Author: | Keyser Soze [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:07 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: The all star game |
In David Price's last start he threw 103 pitches and 92 of them were fastballs. 92!!! That is unbelievably awesome. |
Author: | Mr. Reason [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:09 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: The all star game |
Is it just me, or does Braun look a bit more normal than he used to? |
Author: | johnnyfontane [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:13 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: The all star game |
They're all wearing those Great Gazoo helmets. |
Author: | Keyser Soze [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:20 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: The all star game |
I think that's Scott Bora$ sitting behind home plate. Hopefully one of these guys can air mail one and knock out his teeth. Add him to the list, Reason. |
Author: | Keyser Soze [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:27 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: The all star game |
Sure Toriiiiiiiiiii. Everytime you drink a Pepsi you keep a black man out of baseball. |
Author: | Mr. Reason [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:32 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: The all star game |
Wasn't Josh Johnson the Marlin hurler grabbed by the jersey and drug in to the tunnel by Girardi a few years ago? He certainly has come back from surgery with a purpose. |
Author: | Keyser Soze [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:38 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: The all star game |
That was douchebag extraordinaire Scott Olsen. He's on the Nats now and I think he's hurt. From what I've read Josh Johnson is a good guy. |
Author: | Mr. Reason [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:40 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: The all star game |
Yep, that's it, Keyser, I had another Kenny/Tito moment, I guess. The mind is the first thing to go. |
Author: | Mr. Reason [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 8:58 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: The all star game |
The gun is way hot. These guys aren't throwing that damn hard. |
Author: | Keyser Soze [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:00 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: The all star game |
They had Pfaggot throwing 94-95. That homo doesn't throw nearly that hard. That was a golden opportunity for the NL. Bad AB by Hart. |
Author: | Mr. Reason [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:03 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: The all star game |
Yeah, bad call by the third base coach, too. It takes a great throw to get Wright at the plate, make Hamilton make the throw. |
Author: | Mr. Reason [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:06 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: The all star game |
WTF was that? Christ, these pitchers need to learn to play the fucking game. You see that kinda shit in my son's tee-ball league. |
Author: | newper [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:06 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: The all star game |
Say it aint so Kuo! |
Author: | Keyser Soze [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:07 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: The all star game |
I wanted him to air mail the catcher. Bora$ isn't sitting behind the 1st baseman. |
Author: | Free Ajent [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:08 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: The all star game |
newper wrote: Say it aint so Kuo! That was not Quid pro Kuo |
Author: | Keyser Soze [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:43 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: The all star game |
newper wrote: Say it aint so Kuo! I've had that awful Hall and Oats song in my head ever since I read this post. Say it isn't Kuo it isn't Kuo-Oh Oh say it isn't Kuo Oh-oh-oh |
Author: | Don Tiny [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:48 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: The all star game |
Keyser Soze wrote: newper wrote: Say it aint so Kuo! I've had that awful Hall and Oats song in my head ever since I read this post. Say it isn't Kuo it isn't Kuo-Oh Oh say it isn't Kuo Oh-oh-oh Peculiar drums (snare in particular) and sound-effects in that song .... beautifully, dreadfully flush with that 80s feel. I thought they pointed out where Poo-holes' helmet is notably smaller than everyone else's .... or did I mishear that? |
Author: | Keyser Soze [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:52 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: The all star game |
Thornton vs Byrd. Nice. Even with a lefty on deck he's going right at him. |
Author: | Don Tiny [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:56 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: The all star game |
Brandon Phillips is now on my bus list. |
Author: | Keyser Soze [ Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:57 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: The all star game |
Ouch babe. McCann crushed that ball. |
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