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Hideki Matsui owns 55,000 pornos
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Author:  Big Chicagoan [ Wed May 02, 2012 8:23 am ]
Post subject:  Hideki Matsui owns 55,000 p.o.rnos

According to GQ, magazine. I guess this is as close to Wilt Chamberlain as the Japanese can get.

Author:  Rod [ Wed May 02, 2012 8:28 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Hideki Matsui owns 55,000 p.o.rnos

Dunbar's number suggests one can only maintain relationships with about 150 pornos at a time. The Girlvert series should definitely cover 18 of them.

Author:  Douchebag [ Wed May 02, 2012 9:40 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Hideki Matsui owns 55,000 p.o.rnos

Isn't that the same amount of beers Wade Boggs drank on a cross country flight?

Author:  Ugueth Will Shiv You [ Wed May 02, 2012 9:44 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Hideki Matsui owns 55,000 p.o.rnos

Bush league.

Author:  spanky [ Wed May 02, 2012 9:44 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Hideki Matsui owns 55,000 p.o.rnos

Seems like a huge waste of money, no matter how much a person makes.

Author:  Douchebag [ Wed May 02, 2012 9:46 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Hideki Matsui owns 55,000 p.o.rnos

spanky wrote:
Seems like a huge waste of money, no matter how much a person makes.

That's what I was thinking. Does Matsui own a computer?

Author:  Darkside [ Wed May 02, 2012 9:47 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Hideki Matsui owns 55,000 p.o.rnos

Right? Porn is free.

Author:  spanky [ Wed May 02, 2012 9:50 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Hideki Matsui owns 55,000 p.o.rnos

Darkside wrote:
Right? Porn is free.

Image

Author:  Rod [ Wed May 02, 2012 10:11 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Hideki Matsui owns 55,000 p.o.rnos

Darkside wrote:
Right? Porn is free.



Yep. Just like music.

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Wed May 02, 2012 10:43 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Hideki Matsui owns 55,000 p.o.rnos

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Darkside wrote:
Right? Porn is free.



Yep. Just like music.


:lol:

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Wed May 02, 2012 11:05 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Hideki Matsui owns 55,000 p.o.rnos

Why doesn't he just buy a porno shop? :scratch:

Author:  spanky [ Wed May 02, 2012 11:39 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Hideki Matsui owns 55,000 p.o.rnos

Hawg Ass wrote:
Why doesn't he just buy a porno shop? :scratch:

And he can regale his teammates with stories of threeesomes and whatnot that occur within that shop.

Author:  Krazy Ivan [ Wed May 02, 2012 11:44 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Hideki Matsui owns 55,000 p.o.rnos

spanky wrote:
Hawg Ass wrote:
Why doesn't he just buy a porno shop? :scratch:

And he can regale his teammates with stories of threeesomes and whatnot that occur within that shop.


:lol:

...very slowly, boring everyone to tears...

Author:  Urlacher's missing neck [ Wed May 02, 2012 11:47 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Hideki Matsui owns 55,000 p.o.rnos

That is alot of porn. To assemble a collection of that size he has to have covered all and I mean all genres of porn.

Author:  Chris_in_joliet [ Wed May 02, 2012 12:15 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Hideki Matsui owns 55,000 p.o.rnos

Urlacher's missing neck wrote:
That is alot of porn. To assemble a collection of that size he has to have covered all and I mean all genres of porn.



Not just asian porn?

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Wed May 02, 2012 12:44 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Hideki Matsui owns 55,000 p.o.rnos

Imagine how many socks he must have. :shock:

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