Manager Davey Johnson commented: "A few more hits to the head like that and we can send him to the White Sox".

JK,but here is the link:


http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-l ... 14993.html

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Hope he gets an MRI. Everyone gets them, you know.

well played Matt.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Did you see the torque he generated on that smash?


Torque level: 10 stitches

This reminds me of the time at Club Dreamerz when my friend Billy was infuriated that Eleventh Dream Day was on stage. I think at the time we were just generally pissed that Eleventh Dream Day even existed. And we were drunk as fuck. Billy picked up a cinder block at began slamming it on the ground in front of the stage. McCombs and Rizzo were looking at him like he was fucking insane. Probably because he was. After banging the block on the ground several times Billy drew it back right into his face and smashed his own nose flat and bloody. I had to drive his dumb ass to Grant Hospital. The admitting nurse asked how this occurred and Billy hissed at her, "A HUMAN FIST!"

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Mike Trout: distinctly sans stitches.

Mike Trout (2012): 13g 49ab 8r 15h 5h2b 0h3b 2hr 7rbi 6bb 15k 2sb 0cs .306avg .368obp .531slg .899ops

Bryce Harper (2012): 14g 52ab 7r 12h 6h2b 0h3b 0hr 3rbi 6bb 9k 1sb 1cs .231avg .317obp .346slg .663ops

I'M NOT SAYIN, I'M JUST SUPER SAIYAN...... #ROSEMONT

and speaking of rizzo, btw, i think he might have a giant issue in the form of BABE LAHAIR.

Bryan LaHair (2012): 31g 100ab 15r 34h 9h2b 0h3b 8hr 18rbi 18bb 36k 0sb 1cs .340avg .437obp .670slg 1.107ops

why does BABE LAHAIR wear #6? cuz he's twice the man babe ruth was.

incidentally, any store that sells an imitation yankees jersey with RUTH / 3 on the back should be burned down out of principle. THERE WERE NO DAMN LETTERS ON JERSEYS BACK THEN THEY WANTED TO SELL YOU PROGRAMS. if you dont know who #3 on the yankees is then fuck off and die and seriously, you are a dumbass wearing a proper jersey with RUTH on the back of it.

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