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Bryce Harper beats himself...gets 10 stitches
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Author:  jimmypasta [ Sun May 13, 2012 6:39 am ]
Post subject:  Bryce Harper beats himself...gets 10 stitches

Manager Davey Johnson commented: "A few more hits to the head like that and we can send him to the White Sox".

ImageJK,but here is the link:


http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/mlb-big-l ... 14993.html

Author:  Peoria Matt [ Sun May 13, 2012 9:07 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Bryce Harper beats himself...gets 10 stitches

Hope he gets an MRI. Everyone gets them, you know.

Author:  badrogue17 [ Sun May 13, 2012 10:12 am ]
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Peoria Matt wrote:
Hope he gets an MRI. Everyone gets them, you know.
:lol: well played Matt.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Sun May 13, 2012 4:58 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bryce Harper beats himself...gets 10 stitches

Did you see the torque he generated on that smash?


Torque level: 10 stitches

Author:  Rod [ Sun May 13, 2012 10:39 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bryce Harper beats himself...gets 10 stitches

This reminds me of the time at Club Dreamerz when my friend Billy was infuriated that Eleventh Dream Day was on stage. I think at the time we were just generally pissed that Eleventh Dream Day even existed. And we were drunk as fuck. Billy picked up a cinder block at began slamming it on the ground in front of the stage. McCombs and Rizzo were looking at him like he was fucking insane. Probably because he was. :lol: After banging the block on the ground several times Billy drew it back right into his face and smashed his own nose flat and bloody. I had to drive his dumb ass to Grant Hospital. The admitting nurse asked how this occurred and Billy hissed at her, "A HUMAN FIST!" :lol:

Author:  sinicalypse [ Mon May 14, 2012 6:48 am ]
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Mike Trout: distinctly sans stitches.

Mike Trout (2012): 13g 49ab 8r 15h 5h2b 0h3b 2hr 7rbi 6bb 15k 2sb 0cs .306avg .368obp .531slg .899ops

Bryce Harper (2012): 14g 52ab 7r 12h 6h2b 0h3b 0hr 3rbi 6bb 9k 1sb 1cs .231avg .317obp .346slg .663ops

I'M NOT SAYIN, I'M JUST SUPER SAIYAN...... #ROSEMONT

and speaking of rizzo, btw, i think he might have a giant issue in the form of BABE LAHAIR.

Bryan LaHair (2012): 31g 100ab 15r 34h 9h2b 0h3b 8hr 18rbi 18bb 36k 0sb 1cs .340avg .437obp .670slg 1.107ops

why does BABE LAHAIR wear #6? cuz he's twice the man babe ruth was.

incidentally, any store that sells an imitation yankees jersey with RUTH / 3 on the back should be burned down out of principle. THERE WERE NO DAMN LETTERS ON JERSEYS BACK THEN THEY WANTED TO SELL YOU PROGRAMS. if you dont know who #3 on the yankees is then fuck off and die and seriously, you are a dumbass wearing a proper jersey with RUTH on the back of it.

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