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Author:  rogers park bryan [ Tue Feb 05, 2013 4:02 pm ]
Post subject:  Chris Carpenter retires

Good Riddance ya fuckin hillbillly jackass

Chew more

Author:  Urlacher's missing neck [ Tue Feb 05, 2013 4:16 pm ]
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:cheers: :cheers:
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Author:  Hawg Ass [ Tue Feb 05, 2013 4:18 pm ]
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Urlacher's missing neck wrote:
:cheers: :cheers:
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T-Plush!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Author:  cpguy [ Tue Feb 05, 2013 4:49 pm ]
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Good riddance indeed. Helluva competitor though.

Author:  bigfan [ Tue Feb 05, 2013 4:50 pm ]
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Great run, got every last ounce of that arm!

Author:  lipidquadcab [ Tue Feb 05, 2013 7:50 pm ]
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Author:  Chris_in_joliet [ Tue Feb 05, 2013 11:06 pm ]
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Congrats to be one of the last Cardinals pitchers to leave the organization while still alive.

Author:  lipidquadcab [ Tue Feb 05, 2013 11:08 pm ]
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Chris_in_joliet wrote:
Congrats to be one of the last Cardinals pitchers to leave the organization while still alive.

Perhaps you should go for the trifecta and make the same joke on twitter as well. :P

Author:  Chris_in_joliet [ Tue Feb 05, 2013 11:10 pm ]
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lipidquadcab wrote:
Chris_in_joliet wrote:
Congrats to be one of the last Cardinals pitchers to leave the organization while still alive.

Perhaps you should go for the trifecta and make the same joke on twitter as well. :P



BOOM

Author:  Darkside [ Tue Feb 05, 2013 11:10 pm ]
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lipidquadcab wrote:
Chris_in_joliet wrote:
Congrats to be one of the last Cardinals pitchers to leave the organization while still alive.

Perhaps you should go for the trifecta and make the same joke on twitter as well. :P

Snap!

Author:  Don Tiny [ Tue Feb 05, 2013 11:27 pm ]
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Next time I wipe my ass I'll bid him a fond farewell.

Author:  badrogue17 [ Tue Feb 05, 2013 11:31 pm ]
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He can now take his rightful place on the Mt Rushmore of dickhead Cardinal pitchers alongside Danny Cox

Author:  redskingreg [ Tue Feb 05, 2013 11:49 pm ]
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Losing Carp is eased by the plethora of arms coming up. It's cute that Cubs fans hate him so much.

Author:  KDdidit [ Wed Feb 06, 2013 1:02 am ]
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redskingreg wrote:
Losing Carp is eased by the plethora of arms coming up. It's cute that Cubs fans hate him so much.

Only Cubs fans hate douchebags?

Author:  redskingreg [ Wed Feb 06, 2013 8:29 am ]
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KDdidit wrote:
redskingreg wrote:
Losing Carp is eased by the plethora of arms coming up. It's cute that Cubs fans hate him so much.

Only Cubs fans hate douchebags?


Whatever you say, chief. Tell me you wouldn't have wanted him on your team.

Author:  KDdidit [ Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:06 am ]
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redskingreg wrote:
KDdidit wrote:
redskingreg wrote:
Losing Carp is eased by the plethora of arms coming up. It's cute that Cubs fans hate him so much.

Only Cubs fans hate douchebags?


Whatever you say, chief. Tell me you wouldn't have wanted him on your team.

Whatever you say, chief. Tell me if he wasn't on your team you wouldn't know he's a douchebag.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:19 am ]
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redskingreg wrote:
Losing Carp is eased by the plethora of arms coming up. It's cute that Cubs fans hate him so much.

I dont hate Adam Wainwright or John Tudor


Its because Caprenter is in fact, a giant douchebag redneck.

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:33 am ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
redskingreg wrote:
Losing Carp is eased by the plethora of arms coming up. It's cute that Cubs fans hate him so much.

I dont hate Adam Wainwright or John Tudor


Its because Caprenter is in fact, a giant douchebag redneck.

He went to high school in New Hampshire, does that now make you a redneck also? The south is really expanding.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:41 am ]
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Hawg Ass wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
redskingreg wrote:
Losing Carp is eased by the plethora of arms coming up. It's cute that Cubs fans hate him so much.

I dont hate Adam Wainwright or John Tudor


Its because Caprenter is in fact, a giant douchebag redneck.

He went to high school in New Hampshire, does that now make you a redneck also? The south is really expanding.

Dont put me with the other people here who seem to hate or poke fun at the south.

To me a redneck has nothing to do with location. Its the way a person acts and speaks.

Author:  sinicalypse [ Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:44 am ]
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I'm a Jaime Garcia guy.

Author:  Urlacher's missing neck [ Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:45 am ]
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I mostly remember him being a huge dickhead in games against teams other than the Cubs. I respect his arm and pitching ability but I have no respect for the way he carried himself on the mound, barking shit constantly at the batters.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:47 am ]
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Urlacher's missing neck wrote:
I mostly remember him being a huge dickhead in games against teams other than the Cubs. I respect his arm and pitching ability but I have no respect for the way he carried himself on the mound, barking shit constantly at the batters.

Well said

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:52 am ]
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Hawg Ass wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
redskingreg wrote:
Losing Carp is eased by the plethora of arms coming up. It's cute that Cubs fans hate him so much.

I dont hate Adam Wainwright or John Tudor


Its because Caprenter is in fact, a giant douchebag redneck.

He went to high school in New Hampshire, does that now make you a redneck also? The south is really expanding.

Dont put me with the other people here who seem to hate or poke fun at the south.

To me a redneck has nothing to do with location. Its the way a person acts and speaks.

Just don't care for the term in general, that is all. Carry on.

Author:  Don Tiny [ Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:08 am ]
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:P

Author:  redskingreg [ Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:37 am ]
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KDdidit wrote:
redskingreg wrote:
KDdidit wrote:
redskingreg wrote:
Losing Carp is eased by the plethora of arms coming up. It's cute that Cubs fans hate him so much.

Only Cubs fans hate douchebags?


Whatever you say, chief. Tell me you wouldn't have wanted him on your team.

Whatever you say, chief. Tell me if he wasn't on your team you wouldn't know he's a douchebag.


Well considering I don't remember him being an asshole in Toronto, I would say no.

Author:  RFDC [ Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:39 am ]
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redskingreg wrote:
Well considering I don't remember him being an asshole in Toronto, I would say no.


Being in St. Louis will make anyone an asshole douchebag.

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:42 am ]
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Hawg Ass wrote:
Just don't care for the term in general, that is all. Carry on.

Ok. Fair enough.

He's a jackass who happens to have drawl, chew tobacco, and acts like a good ol boy

Author:  rogers park bryan [ Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:43 am ]
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redskingreg wrote:

Well considering I don't remember him being an asshole in Toronto, I would say no.

He didnt really have much of a profile in Toronto because he was always hurt.


Im telling you, its not a Cardinal-Cub thing. He really is a jackass. There are many Cardinals who destroy the Cubs that arent, but he is.

Author:  lipidquadcab [ Wed Feb 06, 2013 3:37 pm ]
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RFDC wrote:
redskingreg wrote:
Well considering I don't remember him being an asshole in Toronto, I would say no.


Being in St. Louis will make anyone an asshole douchebag.

I didn't think you lived in that part of Missouri.

Author:  lipidquadcab [ Wed Feb 06, 2013 3:38 pm ]
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And yes, Chris Carpenter was a grade-A douchebag on numerous occasions, often when he was doing some of his finest work on the mound. Nothing wrong with being of the opinion that you don't care since he was doing great things for your team, but don't sound shocked when his retirement is met with this reaction.

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