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Author:  sjboyd0137 [ Thu Oct 17, 2013 2:10 pm ]
Post subject:  Stereotyping Fans
The Cardinals: Act like morally superior asshats.
The Cubs: Lose for 100 years. Still show up at park. Sing "Go Cubs Go". Get drunk. Yell racist things at Milton Bradley.
The White Sox: Get drunk in parking lot. Beat up umpires and first base coaches.
The Dodgers: Show up in second inning. Leave after the 7th inning stretch.
The Mets: act perpetually jealous of the Yankees.
The Rays: Show up at ballpark dressed like a sea...wait. Never mind. Those seats really are empty.
The Red Sox: See The Mets, speak with an even more annoying accent.
The Yankees: Remind everyone that you've won 27 glorious championships.
Author:  rogers park bryan [ Thu Oct 17, 2013 2:14 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Stereotyping Fans
Braves fans: Cant sell out playoff games
Indians fans: Construction workers, truck drivers, and guys with mohawks
Author:  bigfan [ Thu Oct 17, 2013 2:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Stereotyping Fans
sjboyd0137 wrote:
The Cardinals: Act like morally superior asshats.
The Cubs: Lose for 100 years. Still show up at park. Sing "Go Cubs Go". Get drunk. Yell racist things at Milton Bradley.
The White Sox: Get drunk in parking lot. Beat up umpires and first base coaches.
The Dodgers: Show up in second inning. Leave after the 7th inning stretch.
The Mets: act perpetually jealous of the Yankees.
The Rays: Show up at ballpark dressed like a sea...wait. Never mind. Those seats really are empty.
The Red Sox: See The Mets, speak with an even more annoying accent.
The Yankees: Remind everyone that you've won 27 glorious championships.


Notice you didnt put SHOW UP in Sox line?
Author:  Regular Reader [ Thu Oct 17, 2013 2:51 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Stereotyping Fans
Tigers fans: Almost as obnoxious as Cardinals fans, but just as clueless.
Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Oct 17, 2013 2:52 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Stereotyping Fans
Marlins fans- table for 5, please
Author:  Kirkwood [ Thu Oct 17, 2013 2:53 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Stereotyping Fans
bigfan wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
The Cardinals: Act like morally superior asshats.
The Cubs: Lose for 100 years. Still show up at park. Sing "Go Cubs Go". Get drunk. Yell racist things at Milton Bradley.
The White Sox: Get drunk in parking lot. Beat up umpires and first base coaches.
The Dodgers: Show up in second inning. Leave after the 7th inning stretch.
The Mets: act perpetually jealous of the Yankees.
The Rays: Show up at ballpark dressed like a sea...wait. Never mind. Those seats really are empty.
The Red Sox: See The Mets, speak with an even more annoying accent.
The Yankees: Remind everyone that you've won 27 glorious championships.


Notice you didnt put SHOW UP in Sox line?

Never stop. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  Regular Reader [ Thu Oct 17, 2013 2:54 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Stereotyping Fans
Astros fans: "Hey one of our telecasts drew a 0.0"....didn't go, won't watch, don't care.
Author:  Hatchetman [ Thu Oct 17, 2013 2:54 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Stereotyping Fans
Cardinal Fans

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Author:  Regular Reader [ Thu Oct 17, 2013 2:55 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Stereotyping Fans
bigfan wrote:
Notice you didnt put SHOW UP in Sox line?


Can't stay outta White Sox business, now can you! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Author:  veganfan21 [ Thu Oct 17, 2013 2:57 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Stereotyping Fans
bigfan wrote:
sjboyd0137 wrote:
The Cardinals: Act like morally superior asshats.
The Cubs: Lose for 100 years. Still show up at park. Sing "Go Cubs Go". Get drunk. Yell racist things at Milton Bradley.
The White Sox: Get drunk in parking lot. Beat up umpires and first base coaches.
The Dodgers: Show up in second inning. Leave after the 7th inning stretch.
The Mets: act perpetually jealous of the Yankees.
The Rays: Show up at ballpark dressed like a sea...wait. Never mind. Those seats really are empty.
The Red Sox: See The Mets, speak with an even more annoying accent.
The Yankees: Remind everyone that you've won 27 glorious championships.


Notice you didnt put SHOW UP in Sox line?


That joke was funnier when you posted it in the "Cubs won the World Series!" thread.
Author:  Eaglo Jeff [ Thu Oct 17, 2013 8:43 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Stereotyping Fans
Is Stoneroses still around?

Thought he either would take issue or be proud of this thread.

Probably quivering in a corner or throwing darts at a pic of Eli Manning or Tom Coughlin
Author:  RFDC [ Thu Oct 17, 2013 8:48 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Stereotyping Fans
rogers park bryan wrote:
Indians fans: Construction workers, truck drivers, and guys with mohawks

:lol: nice
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