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Author:  IkeSouth [ Wed Sep 10, 2014 3:09 pm ]
Post subject:  More fans hit by fowel balls than batters hit by pitches

http://network.yardbarker.com/mlb/artic ... r/17242760
i didnt realize 1500+ batters were hit by pitches every year... fuck that is a lot of baseball being played

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Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Wed Sep 10, 2014 3:14 pm ]
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Didnt get either spelling of foul correct. :lol:

Author:  redskingreg [ Wed Sep 10, 2014 3:20 pm ]
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How fucking stupid are you, Ike? Even your thread titles make my head want to explode. Do me a favor and bash your face off the nearest concrete wall no less than 15 times. Or go down a bottle of Clorox bleach. Or just drink a bottle of NyQuil, set your bed ablaze, and take a nice long nap.

Author:  IkeSouth [ Wed Sep 10, 2014 3:22 pm ]
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redskingreg wrote:
How fucking stupid are you, Ike? Even your thread titles make my head want to explode. Do me a favor and bash your face off the nearest concrete wall no less than 15 times. Or go down a bottle of Clorox bleach. Or just drink a bottle of NyQuil, set your bed ablaze, and take a nice long nap.


i prepared your favorite activity for you, see the image in my fist post. start suckin bitch

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Sep 11, 2014 9:52 am ]
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Ike is the worst poster on the board.

Author:  Douchebag [ Thu Sep 11, 2014 9:57 am ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Ike is the worst poster on the board.

Not even close.

Author:  Nas [ Thu Sep 11, 2014 9:57 am ]
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:scratch: :scratch: :scratch: :scratch:

Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Thu Sep 11, 2014 10:55 am ]
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Douchebag wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
Ike is the worst poster on the board.

Not even close.


Yeah, he might not even be in the team picture.

Author:  redskingreg [ Thu Sep 11, 2014 10:57 am ]
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
Douchebag wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
Ike is the worst poster on the board.

Not even close.


Yeah, he might not even be in the team picture.


Fuck that. It's a god damn selfie of Ike.

Author:  sinicalypse [ Thu Sep 11, 2014 11:10 am ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Ike is the worst poster on the board.


i saw the sinisignal(TM) up in the sky and realized that was why my spider sense was tingling. wassup?

also i think that ike is a nice non-sequitur of a counterbalance to all of the serious posts going on about politics/9-11/traveling-attire. but then again that's cuz he's my mult and i have to stick up for the "guy."

Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Thu Sep 11, 2014 11:18 am ]
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Mini Ditka
312 Player
Elmhurst Steve

all are much worse than Ike. that is just off the top of my head...

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Sep 11, 2014 11:21 am ]
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Mini Ditka is hardly around anymore, and Steve only comes out of the woodwork when there is a burning cross in the news somewhere.

Its Ike, by a mile.

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Thu Sep 11, 2014 11:21 am ]
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
Mini Ditka
312 Player
Elmhurst Steve

all are much worse than Ike. that is just off the top of my head...

How is he not in that team photo?

Author:  Hank Scorpio [ Thu Sep 11, 2014 11:24 am ]
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Hawg Ass wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
Mini Ditka
312 Player
Elmhurst Steve

all are much worse than Ike. that is just off the top of my head...

How is he not in that team photo?


I dont think anyone that can occasionally make me chuckle is a bad poster.

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Thu Sep 11, 2014 11:25 am ]
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
Hawg Ass wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
Mini Ditka
312 Player
Elmhurst Steve

all are much worse than Ike. that is just off the top of my head...

How is he not in that team photo?


I dont think anyone that can occasionally make me chuckle is a bad poster.

Well, maybe you need a self evaluation.



:D

Author:  sinicalypse [ Thu Sep 11, 2014 11:26 am ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Mini Ditka is hardly around anymore, and Steve only comes out of the woodwork when there is a burning cross in the news somewhere.

Its Ike, by a mile.


yeah, but does it really count when ike is TRYING to be the far-and-away-worst-poster-on-the-CSFMB?

it's one thing if he was trying his best to have a civil discourse with us.... but clearly he knows his place as an outcast here and therefore relishes in the opportunities presented to annoy/vex/troll/etc. that'd be like calling 3pac the worst rapper of all-time when he's clearly taking the piss in a world where mc brains once thought he was the present and future of rap.

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Sep 11, 2014 11:37 am ]
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sinicalypse wrote:
yeah, but does it really count when ike is TRYING to be the far-and-away-worst-poster-on-the-CSFMB?
That is what makes it worse, IMO. Its an act. A terrible, nonsensical act and is neither funny nor entertaining.

Author:  Douchebag [ Thu Sep 11, 2014 11:40 am ]
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Worse posters than Ike:

1. 312Player
2. Chas
3. Scorehead
4. Hawg
5. Phil McCracken
6. Dignified Rube
7. Harry Seaward
8. B&B Complainer
9. B&B Complainer
10. B&B Complainer
11. B&B Complainer
12. You get the point, but there are about 20 more of these guys
13. Mini Ditka
14. Baby Mac
15. Spaulding

Author:  Frank Coztansa [ Thu Sep 11, 2014 11:42 am ]
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I was all set and ready to argue against all of those, and then I saw Phil McCraken. Dammit.

You win this round, Douchebag.

Author:  Furious Styles [ Thu Sep 11, 2014 11:43 am ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Ike is the worst poster on the board.

I figured you would go with this guy:

Image

Author:  IkeSouth [ Thu Sep 11, 2014 11:44 am ]
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Frank Coztansa wrote:
sinicalypse wrote:
yeah, but does it really count when ike is TRYING to be the far-and-away-worst-poster-on-the-CSFMB?
That is what makes it worse, IMO. Its an act. A terrible, nonsensical act and is neither funny nor entertaining.


maybe i should slap some pubic hairs on my face and dance to the theme song of blossom. would that make you like my acting better, honkey?

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Thu Sep 11, 2014 1:34 pm ]
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Douchebag wrote:
Worse posters than Ike:

1. 312Player
2. Chas
3. Scorehead
4. Hawg
5. Phil McCracken
6. Dignified Rube
7. Harry Seaward
8. B&B Complainer
9. B&B Complainer
10. B&B Complainer
11. B&B Complainer
12. You get the point, but there are about 20 more of these guys
13. Mini Ditka
14. Baby Mac
15. Spaulding

Looks about right to me.

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