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Author:  Hatchetman [ Mon Aug 31, 2015 8:19 am ]
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Women between ages of 14 and 50
iPhones
Loud Music
Alcoholic slushies
hamburgers

Author:  denisdman [ Mon Aug 31, 2015 8:22 am ]
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Are you trying to reinforce the gay Cubs fan stereotype by excluding women?

Author:  Hatchetman [ Mon Aug 31, 2015 8:24 am ]
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no, gays are alright as long as they watch the game.

Author:  JORR [ Mon Aug 31, 2015 8:24 am ]
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Image

Number 1 answer... UMBRELLAS!

Author:  Kirkwood [ Mon Aug 31, 2015 8:25 am ]
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ronnie woo woo
sushi

Author:  bigfan [ Mon Aug 31, 2015 8:41 am ]
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In all my years of attending games, last year was the first time and called someone out. THE BOSS, took his employees to a Friday game 3:05 game and the guy wouldnt stop talking about WORK. Projects, people, what they need to do...etc.

I finally turned around and in the nicest way possible, ripped him a new asshole for not knowing how to attend a baseball game, his annoying conversation and the fact that nobody, especially his employees want to talk shop Friday at 4 PM with a beer in hand at Wrigley.

When he went to the bathroom his employees bought us all beers and thanked me.

In general solicalizing with the boss in an awkward thing. No matter which side of the aisle you are on.

Author:  Hatchetman [ Mon Aug 31, 2015 8:44 am ]
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yes, talking about WORK definitely does not belong at a baseball game.

Author:  Hawg Ass [ Mon Aug 31, 2015 9:21 am ]
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What the hell is wrong with a hamburger at a ballpark or anywhere for that matter? Don't hate the burger!!

Author:  Hatchetman [ Mon Aug 31, 2015 9:21 am ]
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hamburgers are great. Sushi is great. they just don't belong at baseball games.

Author:  Keyser Soze [ Mon Aug 31, 2015 10:36 am ]
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Hatchetman wrote:
yes, talking about WORK definitely does not belong at a baseball game.

What if baseball is your work? Then is it ok to talk work at a baseball game?

Author:  IMU [ Mon Aug 31, 2015 10:37 am ]
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Hawg Ass wrote:
What the hell is wrong with a hamburger at a ballpark or anywhere for that matter? Don't hate the burger!!

Only cylindrical meats are allowed to be consumed inside the ballpark.

Author:  Hatchetman [ Mon Aug 31, 2015 10:40 am ]
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Keyser Soze wrote:
Hatchetman wrote:
yes, talking about WORK definitely does not belong at a baseball game.

What if baseball is your work? Then is it ok to talk work at a baseball game?


I suppose, though you should be too involved in watching the action to really say much.

Author:  jimmypasta [ Mon Aug 31, 2015 10:41 am ]
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Don't attend company outings. Currently my own daughter has that company-itis thing where after working a 10 hour day ,she unwinds by hitting a bar with co-workers. I'm trying to break her of that. She says her co-workers are all witty and funny. She can get the same smartass humor by visiting me. :D

Author:  Hatchetman [ Mon Aug 31, 2015 10:43 am ]
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um, isn't your daughter married?

Author:  jimmypasta [ Mon Aug 31, 2015 10:49 am ]
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Hatchetman wrote:
um, isn't your daughter married?


yeah,her husband is working fulltime and working on his masters. She is working usually 50-60 hours a week. She invites him along to these get togethers,too.

Author:  IMU [ Mon Aug 31, 2015 10:54 am ]
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They got married too young. Now they bury themselves in work and school as to avoid the uncomfortable moments when they're on the couch flipping through reality shows.

Author:  denisdman [ Mon Aug 31, 2015 10:57 am ]
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IMU wrote:
Hawg Ass wrote:
What the hell is wrong with a hamburger at a ballpark or anywhere for that matter? Don't hate the burger!!

Only cylindrical meats are allowed to be consumed inside the ballpark.


Ok back to reinforcing the gay stereotype of Cubs fans. Geesh!

Author:  THE INQUISITOR [ Mon Aug 31, 2015 1:46 pm ]
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Judging by the subdivision attendance... fans :lol: :lol: :lol:

Author:  pittmike [ Mon Aug 31, 2015 2:03 pm ]
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Actually at the ballpark a sausage burger would work great.

Author:  IMU [ Mon Aug 31, 2015 2:28 pm ]
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There is a place on EGV called Fatt Mustard...they have a "burger" with one beef patty and one bratwurst patty. it isn't bad.

Author:  JORR [ Mon Aug 31, 2015 6:04 pm ]
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THE INQUISITOR wrote:
Judging by the subdivision attendance... fans :lol: :lol: :lol:


How many times do you think the average Cub fan utters the word "attendance" in his lifetime? One thing we know for sure, it's far more than the amount of times he says "playoffs".

Author:  IkeSouth [ Mon Aug 31, 2015 6:08 pm ]
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i just want to add, talking about work does not belong during your 15min or lunch break either.

Author:  Brick [ Mon Aug 31, 2015 6:10 pm ]
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People under 50.

Author:  sinicalypse [ Mon Aug 31, 2015 6:40 pm ]
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IMU wrote:
There is a place on EGV called Fatt Mustard...they have a "burger" with one beef patty and one bratwurst patty. it isn't bad.


i remember when that place was actually a cafe, as in cuz's cafe, and it wasnt just open til 3pm. hell i think when it became fatt mustard it was open for dinner at first but now it just lives to serve the industrial park. c'est la vie.

it used to be a place where you could hang out and order fries/drinks and hang out for a bit (the playground next door has seen quite a few nighttime/ish sessions in its day) and the ppl there werent even pricks about some ppl in the group running over to petes-a-pie next door or subway further down to get food there and bring it in to hang out there, as long as somebody from the group was ordering something there. it was an destination for stoned/ish local kids with little else better to do.

now they got gimmicky burgers $10 gyro combos and that awful name..... all over with by 3pm! maybe its a generational thing where with more modern moms and dads both working (2nd jobs?) the kids dont get lost in the community anymore cuz they can just smoke at parent-free houses during the evening? c'est la vie.

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