Now how are the L.A. Kings gonna give him an orgasm?

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Is the tumor soooooooo big?

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Of course, I don’t want anyone to have cancer. Of course not, it’s a terrible disease. but....

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It's got a lot of size where it counts, Edzo

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Wow. Eddie O and Pierre may have something to talk aboot, in a non hate filled verbal sparring match kind of way. Wonder if they break out the telestrator or go for the on air 'for all you young hockey players out there see your proctologist early and often.'

I need to do that last bit

I mean, he totally sucks ass...but that totally sucks ass. I hate him slightly less than I irrationally hated him previously to finding out that what I wished of him came true...

Actually, none of that is true. I was trying to be funny...and by funny I mean. Fuck that guy. I barely know anything about hockey, but he's like the worst.

But seriously, that sucks. Hope he can use his millions of dollars to fight something he likely caught super early and will totally survive from.

damn it.

yeah, so. get your ass checked. it's uncomfortable after it happens (b/c of the lube and guilt).

at least he'll only lose his eyebrows from chemo...

fuck. i suck.

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@audioidkid

Technically we all have PC, all men at least..it's just how aggressive it is.

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I really had to do a double take to confirm the author of this post. Now I'll have to look and see what makes the guy this kind of scumbag.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

I just have an irrational hatred of him. he brings nothing to sideline..sideboard(?) reporting.

healthy recovery, etc...

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@audioidkid

This tumor got its start with the Drummondville Voltigeurs of the Quebec Major-Junior Hockey League and it's only gotten bigger from there

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How did he know he had it? Was there a lump in his neck.


Get it?


Yeah.



His head looks like a penis.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

He's lucky that he already looks like a dick with glasses as he won't have to worry about losing his hair.

Let's be honest, he never went to the doc for a prostate exam. Sidney found it during one of their evening adventures.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

damn, of all the people I've wished had cancer he was barely in the top 100.

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